Too bad fuckers...curl up and die. You should have stood up to the unions years ago..now you are toast. I do not feel in the least bit sorry for you. How long did you think you could continue producing inferior products that nobody wants at a loss? This is the real world now. Put on your big girl panties, suck it up and start over.
Crises to come? The UN says climate change will displace 150 million by 2050, warning that it's already happening in Alaska.
Learn to swim..buy some water wings There is not a god damned thing we can do about climate change. Plus to tell you the gods honest truth....I don't give a right flying fuck about it..so go hug a tree..blow a godamned polar bear or whatever it is you enviro-fags do.
$3.4 trillion budget passes; Specter votes no And they wonder why there is a swine flu outbreak...it's all the fucking pork flowing out of DC...and Arlon Sphinter....you said you support Obama 100%.. Are you having second thoughts now, you worthless piece of shit?
The wife's new job seems to be going ok but the hours suck, she leaves at 5:00AM gets home at 7:00pm. After dinner and one TV show she's off to bed. I'm doing all I can to make it sure she doesn't have to deal with anything on the home front. I used to work those kind of hours and it was frigging exhausting. Her employees are calling in because the swine flu shut down a bunch of school districts and there is just no child care available for the parents. Strange times indeed.
My daughters were picked by their ballet teacher to come in for extra classes and help teach the 3 to 5 year olds the dance steps for their recital. The good part is they get 3 times as many classes for the same price, the bad part is I think their teacher is a kook. I asked her a question about the schedule and she couldn't seem to shift gears between speaking to 3 year olds and adults....ever hear a grown woman communicate in baby talk? Sheesh!
I planted a small victory garden yesterday. I can't dig in the ground or do raised beds because we have a sprinkler system in the yard so I bought a bunch of 5 gallon pots and use those instead. I planted 3 kinds of tomatoes, Jalapenos, Anaheim peppers (green chiles) Yellow squash, Zucchini, Basil, oregano, Spinach, cilantro, Ancho chiles and habaneros.
I got everything potted and I put them on a glass patio table next to the deck. The last time I planted something at ground level our puppy "rusty" dug it all up and shredded it. Now I just need to keep the birds off my pepper plants....did you know that birds are not affected by hot peppers?...pellet guns are another story..
About 10:00 last night I heard the dogs going apeshit outside. I looked out the back door and there was a fat fucking possum standing on top of our privacy fence. Rusty was doing his damnedest to jump up and bite the sombitch but the possum was so dumb he just froze there in fear. I tried throwing charcoal brickettes at the thing but I couldn't spook it. I couldn't use a pellet gun because the neighbor's large glass windows were right behind the possum, so I grabbed my son's airsoft pistol. After 10 shots I couldn't tell if I was I was hitting it or not. So I picked up a soccer ball and chunked it at the little bastard and he finally started to run. I would have just let him be but he was just going to sit there and make the dogs bark their heads off all night.
The news has been reporting doom and gloom for the last few months.
However I don't think this recession /political upheaval is all bad.
We have been living fat dumb and happy surfing on a big bubble of bullshit for the last 30 years. I don't know how we went so long before reality sunk in and we got a smackdown.
But now we are in the middle of the inevitable hangover of our decades long empty calorie binge.
There are however some positives to the current economic trend.
Gun and Ammo sales are way way up. Folks in the industry are finally making a few bucks after years of barely breaking even.
People are starting to wake up to the fact that this representative democracy we know as the USA does not work if the voters do not pay attention and act accordingly
People who are not happy with the way this country is being run are standing up, banding together and taking action.
The left wing agenda of the media and their manipulation of the last election was so blatant and subjective that even people with no interest in politics are finally realizing that they cannot no longer trust the 6:00 news.
Corporations that ran fat and wasted millions on redundancy, huge bonuses for substandard performance, 5 star restaurants, corporate jets and week long meetings in St Croix are getting their asses handed to them for not representing their stockholders.
All those slimy realtors and finance officers that scammed people into second mortgages, interest only variable rate home loans and other shitty financial products are all out of a fucking job and are living in the park giving handjobs for spare change.
Those lying thieving scam artists known as car salesmen are forming hobo camps in the parking lots of deserted car dealerships.
Americans are finally waking up to the fact they no longer live in a disposable society and are learning the lessons of our grandparents. Conserve, save, repair, reuse, and find some other family activity that doesn't involve shopping for useless bullshit.
The best thing that will come out of this recession is that Americans will be leaner, meaner and hopefully realize that manipulating the books, cheating and lying does not create wealth. Instead hard work, sweat, creativity, responsibility, ingenuity and actually producing a tangible product is what made this country great in the first place.
The 747 plane, with an F-16 escort following close behind, circled the Statue of Liberty and the skyline near the World Trade Center site for about a half-hour. Offices were evacuated. Emergency call centers were inundated. Witnesses reported that the planes were flying dangerously low
The site evoked memories of the Sept. 11, 2001, terrorist attacks and left White House Military Office Director Louis Caldera accepting responsibility and apologizing late Monday for permitting the exercise that infuriated New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg, who had not been alerted to the flyover.
Thanks for all those new slang terms you guys left in the comments. I'm going to work them into my repertoire "Slicker than two slugs fucking in a saucer of snot..." I'll tell you what! LOL
Well the wife got transferred after all but it's not all bad. Instead of being sent back to her old job, the boss stood up for her for once and demanded she be moved to the next career building post instead. So now she's in charge of a hundred teamsters ...oh boy! The only thing that sucks about it is that she has a 45 min drive each way to work.
Wife insisted that she needed a smaller more fuel efficient car for her new commute. I was thinking used Ford Focus she was thinking new Cooper Mini. Right now she drives a Dodge Charger SRT8 with 14,000 miles on it and I just paid it off so I'm not inclined to go into debt for another car.
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Usually when she gets the new car bug we just go get one but this time I had to hold my ground and be fiscally responsible. I looked into the gas savings of buying a small car, the payment, insurance etc versus what she has now and there is no way it would pay for itself in under 12 years if ever, plus we have no place to keep it.
I reminded her that once her Charger gets on the highway with the cruise control activated the engine shuts down to four cylinders to save gas. I think she just wanted the mini. Maybe once this recession is over.
We've made enough financial blunders in the last 18 years and I'd like to think I've learned something in that time and can hopefully avoid throwing anymore money away.
Being raised around folks with peculiar speech patterns, I've picked up quite a few slang terms along the way. I'm sure every culture has them to some extent. These phrases are useful in that they help draw a clearer picture and emphasize the topic of discussion.
Some examples:
He couldn't pour piss out of a boot if the instructions were on the heel. (He's really dumb)
She was so tall she could hunt geese with a rake.
He went to shit and the hogs ate him. (I have no idea where he went)
Shit or get off the pot (make up your mind and do something)
It's like a monkey fucking a football. (disorganized mass confusion)
His breath could knock a buzzard off a gut truck (smells really bad)
Don't drink the water or you'll shit yourself inside out. (You'll get dysentery)
That dog don't hunt (It won't work)
Stopping in for a Mcdumper. (Using a fast food restroom with no intention of buying anything)
Monkey Bath (It's so hot that when you enter the tub you go: ooo ooh aaah ahhh eeep!)
When someone shits rainbows ( seemingly can do no wrong)
Last night my daughters went their grandparent's house. They really like spending the night over there. I imagine it's because there is no bedtime and no rules. In the morning, my father in law makes them bicscuits and home made jelly then takes them to church. They seem to enjoy the services quite a bit. They dress up in their Sunday clothes with gloves, purse and hat and everyone in the place makes a fuss over them.
I don't remember church so fondly and have no inclination of ever stepping foot in one again but I'm glad my girls have this time with their grandparents. Plus, maybe the Baptists can scare the devil out of them.
Last night it was just me the wife and my 12 year old son. The wife and I watched cooking shows and the boy popped in from time to time to check on us.
The wife wanted to go out to eat but I just didn't feel like changing clothes and fighting the Saturday night rush for shitty food.
So I decided to throw something together. So I came up with this
Glazed Lamb shoulder chops.
3 medium bone in lamb chops
4 tbs soy sauce
2tbs olive oil
1/2 tsp black pepper
1 tsp steak seasoning
1tsp garlic powder
2 Tbs of your favorite jelly (I used home made strawberry)
Mix all the dry ingredients and rub them on the lamb chops
Add the olive oil to a large skillet on medium heat.
Lightly brown each side of the chops in the olive oil
Add soy sauce and jelly and let it melt in the pan while coating the chops completely.
Remove from heat and finish them in a 350 oven for 4 minutes
While the chops are in the oven take your pan with the jelly glaze
add some more olive oil and a sliced onion and carmelize it over medium high heat.
I served the chops with the onions on bottom a little leftover glaze poured on top
with french bread and a baked potato
The whole meal was done in 20min and seemed to be a hit.
We now have politicians funding environmental scientists and think tanks. If the scientists don't agree with the politicians, they lose their funding or get fired. To me this is the worst kind of bullshit.
When we are told that humans are responsible for global warming..I call bullshit. Volcanoes release around 130~230 million tons of CO2 every year and Man only contributes 3.2% of greenhouse gasses. The enviro-nazis like to include water vapor into their numbers to inflate man's supposed impact on the environment. Fucking water vapor. I'd like to see them try to outlaw evaporation.
“There is no convincing scientific evidence that human release of carbon dioxide, methane, or other greenhouse gasses is causing or will, in the foreseeable future, cause catastrophic heating of the Earth's atmosphere and disruption of the Earth's climate. Moreover, there is substantial scientific evidence that increases in atmospheric carbon dioxide produce many beneficial effects upon the natural plant and animal environments of the Earth.” -- from the Oregon Petition, signed by over 31,000 scientists
Why would environmental groups and politicians lie to us? The only answer is control. they want to mold society into what they think is right. Limiting capitalism, free trade, personal choice and consumerism are all marxist ideals that are perfectly served by jumping on the global warming bandwagon.
The truth is, The ice cap in Antarctica is actually growing and we are in a in a 10 year cooling trend. All the bullshit you hear about the poles melting and humans having to swim for it is all bullshit.
Polar bears are not dying off...they are doing quite well actually. At present, polar bear populations are robust and, according to native peoples living in the Arctic, are considerably larger than they were in previous decades.
Who woulda guessed it?
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Remember when the Ozone layer was the big topic a dozen years ago? Remember how we were all going to fry, wear SPF 5000 and be forced to become denizens of the dark due to filthy nasty irresponsible humans releasing CFC's into the atmosphere?
Haven't heard much about that lately have you?
Know why?
It was all bullshit!
The hole in the ozone was a natural occurrence. The CFC's in our aerosols that were supposed to hang in the atmosphere for 50 years and slowly strip the earth of it's cozy protective layer..... it was BULLSHIT.
China, India, Eastern Europe and pretty much every other developing economy never stopped using CFCs. They stuck their finger up at the stupid treaties. Even today There are more CFCs pumped into the air than ever and the Ozone is just fucking fine now.
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The hole closed up and now the chicken littles have all shit their pants and shut their beaks about it.
When pressed about the recovery of the ozone layer these so-called environmental activists will just say....see! Our efforts were successful we saved the ozone layer yay! Lets all pat ourselves on the back.
So the next time some politically motivated fuckface tells you to go green, stop driving, stop farting, lose weight, stop eating beef and to run off and live in the woods armed only with a pointy stick and a loin cloth.......just look the sombitch directly in the eye and say...
After a leech attached itself to an Australian woman's eyeball, doctors in suburban Sydney used a little bit of creativity to dislodge it, the Australian Associated Press reports.
Doctors wrote about the odd case in Emergency Medicine Australasia, a medical journal from Australasian College for Emergency Medicine. The case study includes the new recommendation of using saline solution to remove leeches attached to a person's eyeball.
The saga began after the 66-year-old woman accidentally flicked dirt — and the leech — into her eye while gardening in March of last year.
The leech wiggled across her cornea and began to feed on the blood vessels of her eye. "It was tucked up underneath her upper eyelid,'' said emergency doctor Toby Fogg who helped to remove the blood-sucking critter. "Our little fellow started off at about half a centimeter and by the time we removed it, it was about 2 centimeters long — it had quite a good lunch.''
Fogg said the doctors could not use tweezers to remove the leech for fear the head would remain in the eyeball and cause an infection. They tried numbing the eye, but the leech was unaffected. Medical literature also recommended using salt, but doctors feared that would be too abrasive to the eye. Instead, they turned to saline solution.
After applying the solution, the leech slithered off the eye, landing on the woman's cheek.
It was a $93,000 increase in their yearly petty cash account. It was given to purportedly stimulate the economy.
What the fuck over?
This $93,000 is not taxed in any way shape or form. Members of congress can spend it any way they want.
This is significant because there was an additional $4700 per year pay raise added to the porkulous bill that was removed at the last minute. That's a red herring if I ever smelled one.
A while back, the Senate got tired of the embarrassment of having to vote themselves pay raises on national TV so they decided to make their pay raises automatic.
Go have a looksee if your Senator voted for the Automatic raises. HERE
Only 4 Republicans voted for the auto raises. Cochran (R-MS) Gregg (R-NH) Lugar (R-IN) Wicker (R-MS) Martinez (R-FL) if that makes it any easier.
So while the rest of we Americans are losing jobs, homes, cutting expenses and making sacrifices, our lawmakers are bathing in your tax dollars and using your money to bribe their constituents into into re-electing them.
Here is a list showing some of the perks members of congress receive.
...The high salaries and petty cash accounts that I already mentioned.
...Pension benefits that are two to three times more generous than those offered in the private sector. Taxpayers directly cover at least 80 percent of this costly plan and they are inflation protected.
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...Free Health and life insurance, whose costs, are subsidized by taxpayers.
...Limousines, parking spaces on Capitol Hill, and choice spots at Washington's two major airports.
...Travel to various destinations as well as to home states and districts.
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...Free health clubs and fine furnishings.
...The franking privilege, which gives lawmakers millions in tax dollars to create a favorable public image. Basically we pay for all the campaign literature and postage they send out.
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...Congressional incumbents have spent as much on franking alone as challengers have spent on their entire campaigns.
...An office staff that performs "constituent services" Incredibly, this staff is exempt from the minimum wage law. They do not get paid overtime and are not protected by any of the labor laws that most of us enjoy.
...Congress entitled themselves to exemptions and immunities from tax, pension, and other laws that burden private citizens -- all crafted by lawmakers themselves.
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I think Congress has been living fat dumb and happy on our dime for way too long.
Our lawmakers have become accustomed to picking our pockets, stealing half, redistributing the rest and acting like they are doing us a favor.
It's time to clear out the whole fucking lot of them and start over from scratch. No more professional politicians.
I was reading a magazine in the doctor's office the other day and they kept referring to the Eastern Sea Borg.
I thought to myself.. WTF is a Sea Borg? Then coincidentally on the History channel I heard the narrator clearly say Sea Borg. I thought maybe they were talking about the Eastern Seaboard.
To be safe, I googled it . Just as I thought...The media is just plain ignorant.
Here are some others that often get past the editors.
Quite instead of Quiet
Loose instead of Lose
Very Unique (either it is or isn't)
"Irregardless" (an illogical double negative)
"Loafs" instead of loaves
"Saleing" instead of selling.
"for sell" instead of "For sale"
"midevil" instead of medieval
CURVE YOUR APPETITE (grrr)
Door Jam instead of Jamb
Grin and bare it instead of "bear". Bare is naked. I guess they could grin and bare it..
I know I know... I'm being an ass. I write conversationally and use many slang words. I'm sure I mess things up from time to time.
However, if I'm paying money for professionally written articles and books, I want it done right.
I was reading online about an air emergency a few weeks ago. The author wrote that, "passengers slid down the emergency "shoot" to safety."
I wrote an E-mail to the editor regarding the error and in his response he wrote that he saw no problem with the article.. So again, I wrote and asked if he had ever jumped out of a plane wearing a "parashoot"..The article was fixed within the hour.
The kids and I were having fun watching youtube videos last night.
Their favorite game is find a top 40 song on the billboard charts from the year someone is born and find a youtube video for it.
It's really difficult to find songs for the years my kids were born because it's either too sexual or it's rap and hiphop..which I don't allow in my house.
But we did find a few good ones. they even liked the oldies from when their mom and I were born.
Marvin the dachsund was watching videos with us, actually he was not paying much attention until I played California Girls by David Lee Roth. Marvin sat up and put his face right up to the screen and watched the whole video very intently. I think he must have a thing for girls in bikinis. Very weird. The kids were howling with laughter and made me play the video two more times.
They decided to bring our other dog "Rusty' upstairs to watch videos as well. He is still a puppy and was not interested in music videos. So they put on a video of a dog playing frisbee. Rusty was fascinated and followed every move. At one point he tried to jump through the computer screen to get the frisbee. It was hilarious.
The action must have been a little too intense for poor Rusty. He got motion sickness and threw up all over the desk.
I'm going to have a Couple of vodka's and try some new pipe tobacco I got in the mail today.
Friday used to be TV night but I can't stand the fucking idiot box anymore. I usually DVR a couple of cooking shows and that's about it.
I'll probably just read blogs and listen to Jango. http://www.jango.com/ I highly recommend it. When you find a song, it plays more from the same genre. If you don't like the next song you can fast forward or find a new play list.
Obama apointee...bail out the media and license them.
http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2009/04/16/obama-appointee-suggests-radical-plan-newspaper-bailout/ Influential Los Angeles Times columnist Rosa Brooks has hung up her journalistic hat and joined the Obama administration, but not before penning a public proposal calling for some radical ideas to help bail out the failing news industry. Why should we bail anyone out with our tax dollars? The Newspapers have spoon fed us their leftist slanted garbage for the last 50 years and people are sick and tired of it. Newspapers are dead..they did it to themselves and now with the internet..who the hell needs em? Brooks, who has taken up a post as an adviser at the Pentagon, advocated upping "direct government support for public media" and creating licenses to govern news operations. What the fuck? Why in the fuck would someone need a license to report the news? Ahh I get it....they are trying to kill political blogs. The voices of dissent are scaring the puppet masters. "Years of foolish policies have left us with a choice: We can bail out journalism, using tax dollars and granting licenses in ways that encourage robust and independent reporting and commentary, or we can watch, wringing our hands, as more and more top journalists are laid off," she wrote in her parting column on April 9. How can a license encourage robust reporting? Just the opposite you filthy Stalinist bitch! I'm not wringing my hands at all over this! Fire all of those worthless pieces of shit. This past election has shown that there is not an independent thought in that clogged enema bag the media collectively uses for a brain. Brooks said this would help rescue the industry from a "death spiral" and left the government unaccountable to the journalists who must keep it honest. "[I] can't imagine anything more dangerous than a society in which the news industry has more or less collapsed," she wrote. Keep em honest? That's the pot calling the kettle black. Miss Brooks, what you mean to say is that Obama administration will determine what is the truth and what is not fit to report. What happens to someone who writes without a license? Do they go to a FEMA campor the salt mines? But critics say her proposal would spell an end to the independent media and make journalists reliant lapdogs. No shit Sherlock ..ya think? An independent news media is absolutely essential to the success of a democracy," said L. Brent Bozell, president of the Media Research Center, a conservative watchdog group. Bozell said licensing journalists would violate American traditions and was a form of "intellectual prostitution." "Since when did our Founding Fathers envision that ... you could exercise your right to freedom of speech provided you had a license from the federal government? This is the kind of stuff you have revolutions about," Finally a voice of reason! Intellectual protitution is pretty much what we have now with a few notable exceptions. Brooks worried in her column that the death of newspapers would spell an end to investigative journalism and leave the country with only "yapping heads" on television and "nothing in our newspapers but ads, entertainment features and crossword puzzles."
I guess the yapping heads are the folks on Fox News..they happen to have some of the highest ratings in the industry and are the only voice of dissent as far as I can tell. Chew on that Brooks.
I didn't get to go to a Tea party, I had to watch the kids. I did however, follow several via the Internet. Good stuff. I was glad to see people are just as pissed off at both parties for not representing the people.
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Some people don't get it. The tea parties were not about taxes. They are about our tax money being spent foolishly.
We the People are pissed about:
...Congress voting themselves a $93,000 per year raise tacked onto the stimulus.
Most American families don't even make the amount of the raise. Congress critters get that added to their already bloated salary (for life) along with free medical.
Ever read Orwell's Animal Farm? The Pigs are in congress.
....Janet Nappolitano Calling anyone in the military, anyone who is concerned about gun control, illegal immigration and the credentials of president Obama, a potential violent racist right wing extremist.
...the NSA spying on Americans, recording our emails, telephone calls and Internet activity without any real reason or suspicion of illegal activity.
...Congress proposes a multi Trillion dollar budget with 900 line items of pork that have nothing to do with running the government or fixing the economy.
...We are pissed because Obama said that he would not raise taxes for people who make under $250K per year. After the election congress said well maybe $175,000 then they said definitely $100,000 now they are lowering it to $75,000.
...Republicans and Democrats are both doing a piss poor job of guiding this country and are too busy interviewing baseball players about steroids than paying attention to the economy.
... In July, Rep Barney Frank and others testified that mortgage lenders were basically sound and there was no crisis. A blatant lie which ended up blindsiding this country into near financial ruin.
I'm pissed off at the main stream media calling tea party protests.."teabagging" There were thousands of individual tea parties yesterday.. all non violent. The larger cities had crowds in the tens of thousands. Does CNN call liberal protests "ass spelunking" on national television? I didn't think so.
Don't ask a question if you are not mentally capable of handling a truthful answer.
Some might think thoughtless, inconsiderate words and actions may not be worth mentioning for fear of of being petty. It's better to speak up. These little things can silently build up over time and cause major damage to a relationship.
Don't fall asleep to the True Crimes and Serial killer channel.
A task you assign to someone else will be, ignored, screwed up or done half assed most of the time.
Reliance on strangers for your personal safety and well being is foolish at best and deadly at worst.
Always leave yourself an out and don't trust that someone else is looking out for your best interests.
Don't shit where you eat.
No matter how rich you are, no matter how many accountants you have, ALWAYS sign your own checks.
Earlier this week I got after my girls and punished them for trashing their room. There were books, toys, clothes, trash thrown everywhere and we had just cleaned the room together the night before. They swore this time it wasn't them. The thought they had the audacity to lie about it made me even angrier. I made them clean up the mess and sent them to bed early.
I was out running errands today and I got back around 1pm and heard a bunch noise coming from my daughters room. It sounded like the room was being ransacked.
Since I was the only one home, I pulled my pistol out of it's holster and quietly climbed the stairs not knowing what I was going to find when I got there.
My heart racing, I slowly pushed the door open with my foot ready to ventilate whoever or whatever was in there raising hell.
What did I see?
My miniature dachshund Marvin (he's on my banner) had dumped the trash can, ripped all the toys off the shelves, had opened a deck of playing cards and scattered them to the 4 winds, had emptied the toy box into the middle of the floor and had pulled the covers off the beds.
This 11 year old crippled 6 pound dog had totally wrecked my daughter's room.
I put the gun away and couldn't decide whether to laugh or get pissed off.
I couldn't believe the little bastard could be so destructive.
When I picked up the girls from school I told them what happened and they about fell over laughing. I helped them pick up the room and reminded them to keep the door closed from now on.
They weren't even mad at me for not believing them.
I don't understand what all the fuss is about. Aggression towards the United States or our allies needs to be met with overwhelming force and crushing vindictive punishment. This is the only thing our enemies understand. Negotiations are for civilized people We are not dealing with civilized people. Civilized people do not castrate children for magic belt trinkets, Civilized people do not commit piracy, civilized people do not send suicide bombers into children's schools, civilized people do not legalize rape. The perpetrators of these vile atrocities need to be killed right along with their sympathizers. Human life is indeed sacred until someone through their own actions forfeits their right to exist. .......................................................................................................................................................................... I read that the NAACP, Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton are targeting Fox network for not showing enough minorites in their broadcasts. Fox corporation bowed to the pressure and agreed to the demands rather than deal with protests and lawsuits....
Now Fox will now broadcast COPS and America's Most Wanted twice as often. ........................................................................................................................................................................ Hollywood is ashamed of America and wants it to be punished. Ron Howard says that America doesn't deserve or need to be a world power anymore..
Opie Cunningham is more than entitled to his opinion and I'm sure people who are proud of their country will be more than happy to boycott his movies. ........................................................................................................................................................................ The polar Ice Caps on Mars are shrinking...must be all those SUV's Al Gore warned us about. ....................................................................................................................................................................... Here are my predictions for 2009: Riots, Earthquakes and Rabid Possums
Power walking... It's about the gayest thing I've ever seen. Power walking reminds me of the dude in 4th grade that crapped his pants and did that slippery fast walk down the hall to the bathroom.
I thought power walking was finally dead until I saw my neighbor chugging along the main road wearing rainbow spandex shorts and an Obama T-shirt.
The terms: "AIGHT" "BOOYA" "BOOTY" "DAWG" "FOREALS" "DATS WHAT I"M TALKIN BOUT" 'THATSMUH JAM" "OLD SCHOOL" "PEACE OUT" "PLAYA" "REPRESENTIN"
You're a thirty five year old soccer mom for crissakes!!..not one of Flavor Flav's posse... Quit babbling like a fucking idiot. You do not sound cool. You sound pathetic. Please stop talking like a 14 year old wigger.
The mother in law is taking the kids up to La Grange for Easter at the Aunts house. I seriously dislike going because I really have nothing to say to anyone and I can't stand my wife's family except for a few notable exceptions. I figure the wife and I will hang out on Friday night, maybe go to the cigar bar down the street and listen to some live music. On Sunday we are doing a Barbecue at my nephews house with his inlaws. They are good people and I enjoy their company.
I mentioned a while back that my wife moved to a new department in her company and was really loving her new job. The person "Janiqua" who had been my wife's replacement in her old department, has fucked things up so badly that the higher ups decided that my wife needed to go back to her old department and fix it back the way it was and Janiqua would get my wife's current job .
My wife was pissed off to say the least. The manager was fighting the move but to no avail. He has no use for "Janiqua" who is lazy, functionally illiterate, and plays the race card every time someone tries to hold her accountable.
The manager made it known that he was going to make Janiqua work for the first time in her life, she would not be getting a free ride and to expect 14 hour days for the next several months.
My wife had her going away party, a car load of gifts from her employees and was pulling out of the parking lot to head back to her old office to clean up the horrid mess that Janiqua had made.
Her boss came running out and stood in front of the car and told her to stop. My wife rolled down the window and asked what's up?
Turns out Janiqua had a sudden "family emergency" and requested a demotion and a transfer back to her old district on the very day she was to take over her new job.
The wife asked if everyone wanted their presents back, they said no they were just happy they weren't going to be working for Janiqua.
