Thursday, April 30, 2009

Hammer takes on the CNN headlines

Bankruptcy nears as debt deal for Chrysler fails

Too bad fuckers...curl up and die. You should have stood up to the unions years ago..now you are toast. I do not feel in the least bit sorry for you. How long did you think you could continue producing inferior products that nobody wants at a loss? This is the real world now. Put on your big girl panties, suck it up and start over.

Crises to come?
The UN says climate change will displace 150 million by 2050, warning that it's already happening in Alaska.

Learn to swim..buy some water wings There is not a god damned thing we can do about climate change. Plus to tell you the gods honest truth....I don't give a right flying fuck about it..so go hug a tree..blow a godamned polar bear or whatever it is you enviro-fags do.


Obama after 100 days: 'Full steam ahead'
Yep when the Kenyan's done we will be back to running on steam power.


$3.4 trillion budget passes; Specter votes no
And they wonder why there is a swine flu outbreak...it's all the fucking pork flowing out of DC...and Arlon Sphinter....you said you support Obama 100%.. Are you having second thoughts now, you worthless piece of shit?


H1N1 or swine flu? Name that new virus

How about the great new hype...

Nominate your hero
Do you know someone who should be a CNN Hero? Nominations are open for 2009
Yeah this guy:



6 Comments:

At April 30, 2009 at 7:22 PM , Anonymous Diller said...

When the Benz people threw in the towel,you just kinda knew they were screwed, don't think Fi-art will help em. Think I'll be displaced way the hell before 2050. May not be steam,possibly rickshaws.New virus...Boarhogitius. Cure for virus,Dbl.shot of "Knob Creek",mixed with 3 parts Stubb's o-riginal BBQ sauce,shaken with ice,served in a mason jar,garnished with a Slim-Jim, may not cure you,but you want give a shit.

 
At April 30, 2009 at 8:36 PM , Anonymous Deadman said...

Yep when the Kenyan's done we will be back to running on steam power.Like a steamroller, baby...Gonna roll all over you...

 
At April 30, 2009 at 11:55 PM , Anonymous CharlieDelta said...

Name that new virus?

Let's be real and call it what it really is! Mexican Flu!

It originated in Mexico so it's the fucking Mexican Flu. Just as it was called "Asian flu" when it came from Asia, or "Spnish Flu" when it came from Spain, this is the fucking MEXICAN FLU. It came from fucking Mexico so why is it not so PC to lay the cards on the table and tell it like it is?

H1N1 influenza?

No!

Mexican influenza! This shit came from Mexico. Close the border yesterday!

 
At May 1, 2009 at 1:33 PM , Anonymous Scarlet said...

Great clip...deciding not to be a victim and doing what he did took a kind of courage most of us don't have.

Why let thugs rule our destiny?? He did the right thing, and I agree...he's a hero.

Btw, I love your line about blowing a polar bear or whatever...you are SO on your game with this post, I'd nominate you as well.

 
At May 3, 2009 at 6:36 AM , Anonymous Michelle said...

What is up with the Automakers and the union. I have heard different things that they cant break contracts and the overall costs are crazy! SO are we really going to lose Chrysler and GM? If so who is going to honor their warranties I wonder? That may be another reason people are scared to buy an American car these days. Who knows who will fold next.

 
At May 4, 2009 at 10:32 AM , Anonymous flyinfox-satx said...

And what I find amazing is that we have all but forgotten Iraq and Afghanistan. Can anyone even spell Al Quieda anymore?

 

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