From the WTF files
WTF?
This one I like!
This one I like!
posted by Bill Rowland @ April 22, 2009
9 Comments
When your only tool is a hammer
Continuation of a blog that I lost 10-11 years ago
Continuation of a blog that I lost 10-11 years ago
9 Comments:
Those 'cash4gold' ads were crazy...do you think there are people out there actually dropping their gold in an envelope? Wicked plyers!!!Such a scary world.
~AM
I'm sure people are dropping their gold in envelopes - and cash4gold are telling people they didn't get them. That's how they make enough money to put out tv ads.
Dummies have no clue what they are being paid per gram compared with what it costs to buy wholesale so obviously they are being ripped off.
Love the lethal response - but all I could think was that the electrocuted guy would be peeing his pants and the owner of the car would have to replace it - and certainly not sit on it right away. eww
OK, I am so asking Santa for a MagnaVolt! Man, we think its funny but honestly, do we actually realize how much money that would save?
You get to keep your car. No need to call the cops...No spending time in court or taxpayer dollars prosecuting those scumbags. No tax dollars spent keeping them in prison.
I can imagine that public funding for mortuaries would go up however....
What a gross violation of that poor, misguided criminal's rights to ply his trade (sarcasm). Not to mention it would be hell getting the smell of burnt scumbag flesh out of the car.
I think the MagnaVolt was a good idea -- and maybe (??) it would fry him too fast for peeing?
And perhaps the upgrade comes with instant air freshener?
Kath
There's no need for cash4gold to "lose" your gold — they already make a pretty penny by consistently underpaying.
I am just back from the dental surgeon who stole my implant as well as my sense of humour. There is never anything funny about teeth or maybe that's the drugs talking or writing or whatever.....
Cheers
I want that car security system. I mean it!
Magnavolt: ]
No embarrassing alarm but the stench!!!
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