Happy earth day from Uncle Ted
posted by Bill Rowland @ April 21, 2009
15 Comments
When your only tool is a hammer
Continuation of a blog that I lost 10-11 years ago
Continuation of a blog that I lost 10-11 years ago
15 Comments:
There's Ted, cutting through the bull that is Climate Change. Here, it was 40 and damp with some sleet in the morning, down to 34 tonight, and 80 by Friday. It's not Global Warming, it's the song Oh Suzanna.
I love it when they say it's warming up so much from man-made industrial warming, the ice is melting and archaeologists are discovering 2000 year old settlements unknown before in the Alps, the Nordic Countries, and elsewhere. I just reply, "Hey, science, your Freudian slip is showing."
Unless there were Roman steel mills, Egyptian gasoline engines, or Parthian coal generating stations we weren't taught about, I call b.s.
The Newwwwwge!!!
Every Earth Day I put out about 6 cubic feet of Redwood bark and chum for Spotted Owls. Good thing I already had plenty of Dove & Owl load for my 12 gauge shotguns. Good family fun, I tell ya!
It was Earth Day? Shit, I guess I missed that brainless holiday. Every day is Earth Day to me. I live on Earth and I reap the benefits that she provides instead of constantly whining about how we're somehow "stealing" from her.
Happy belated Earth Day! Let's burn some tires!
Ha Ha!!!!!!!!!!!!! I SAW that one coming....LOL--NOT!!!
J
Like only Ted could do it.
Too bad JihadGene ain't down here in sunny Fl.,he could help me dress out this Manatee & some endangered Scrub Jays,I picked outta the grill of my carbon producing PU, they all taste just like chicken ya know. Now ,think I'll go play my ol wore out copy of "Cat Scratch Fever", Loudly!
Priceless!
i wish uncle ted would run for a senate seat!
Oh dear. I actually forgot, I must be deemed a traitor to the cause.......got to book our slot at the movie tonight for the Imax Earth Day........I let you know the edited highlights.
Cheers
Go Ted!
He's got Cat Scratch Fever...
We've got every computer in the office crankin, I left all the lights on in the house before I came to Dad's and he has 5 sprinklers going all day long.
TED!?! An Italian chainsaw? Fer shame! lol
Oh, I'm late to this party, but I just love the Nuge! Made my day!
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