Saturday, April 18, 2009

More caveman poetry



There is a rebellious grassroots movement growing in America as of late.
I thought I'd throw some fuel on the fire with more cynical racist reactionary right wing poetry.

(Haiku)
Barack Promised Change
I'm looking in my pockets
Change is all I find.

(Quadret)
Veterans are very scary
To the standing constabulary
Returning soliders of our nation
Make for liberal consternation

Concern about immigration
Is a racist indignation
Opposing open borders
Creates chaos and disorder

Opposition to Barack
Is hatred of the blacks
Questioning his credential
Is gravely consequential


(Limerick)
Tax payers are marching in protest
The media is acting unimpressed.

As word starts to spread
It fills liberals with dread

CNN said "tea bagged" more than the rest

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15 Comments:

At April 18, 2009 at 2:33 PM , Anonymous Dana said...

Oh Hammer! That Haiku is priceless!

 
At April 18, 2009 at 4:38 PM , Anonymous tweetey30 said...

That is interesting. Thanks for the smile at least. I dont know if I should be laughing or not at this.. LOL..

 
At April 18, 2009 at 4:55 PM , Anonymous terri said...

You are multi-talented! Love these!

 
At April 18, 2009 at 5:03 PM , Anonymous Deadman said...

Teabagging Barack

Ahmadinenutjad's dream

Chavez wants it too...

 
At April 18, 2009 at 6:58 PM , Anonymous IEAT_SNOWMANPOOP said...

I'm loving that haiku.

 
At April 18, 2009 at 7:54 PM , Anonymous Snigglefrits said...

I want a Poetry by Hammer book!

 
At April 18, 2009 at 8:25 PM , Anonymous John McElveen said...

AMEN & AMEN! THANKS FOR HAVING THE GUTS TO POST IT!

J

 
At April 18, 2009 at 8:27 PM , Anonymous Easily Lost said...

Wow, what more needs to be said.

 
At April 18, 2009 at 8:30 PM , Anonymous Borepatch said...

The Tao which is seen
is not the true Tao, until
Pelosi's on board

 
At April 19, 2009 at 7:47 AM , Anonymous Scarlet said...

Wow! My favorite is the haiku! I feel like framing it!

 
At April 19, 2009 at 8:09 AM , Anonymous Elm said...

You are a budding Lord Byron! And that was a great T. Roosevelt quote. Loved it.

 
At April 19, 2009 at 9:28 AM , Anonymous flyinfox-satx said...

If your poetry wasn't scary to read between the lines, I would say that it is hysterical....

However, the underlying truth of fills me with dread.

 
At April 19, 2009 at 10:18 AM , Anonymous Loving Annie said...

You ought to teach a highh school governemnt class, Hammer - wake all the kids up !

 
At April 19, 2009 at 5:46 PM , Anonymous katherine. said...

you're a poet...
but you don't know it
but your feet show it
(longfellow)

I love Teddy.
We need another Teddy.

 
At May 4, 2009 at 12:20 PM , Anonymous Nela said...

That Haiku is so great!

 

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