Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Bullshit VI



You know what chafes my balls?

We now have politicians funding environmental scientists and think tanks. If the scientists don't agree with the politicians, they lose their funding or get fired. To me this is the worst kind of bullshit.

When we are told that humans are responsible for global warming..I call bullshit. Volcanoes release around 130~230 million tons of CO2 every year and Man only contributes 3.2% of greenhouse gasses. The enviro-nazis like to include water vapor into their numbers to inflate man's supposed impact on the environment. Fucking water vapor. I'd like to see them try to outlaw evaporation.

“There is no convincing scientific evidence that human release of carbon dioxide, methane, or other greenhouse gasses is causing or will, in the foreseeable future, cause catastrophic heating of the Earth's atmosphere and disruption of the Earth's climate. Moreover, there is substantial scientific evidence that increases in atmospheric carbon dioxide produce many beneficial effects upon the natural plant and animal environments of the Earth.” -- from the Oregon Petition, signed by over 31,000 scientists

Why would environmental groups and politicians lie to us? The only answer is control. they want to mold society into what they think is right. Limiting capitalism, free trade, personal choice and consumerism are all marxist ideals that are perfectly served by jumping on the global warming bandwagon.

The truth is, The ice cap in Antarctica is actually growing and we are in a in a 10 year cooling trend. All the bullshit you hear about the poles melting and humans having to swim for it is all bullshit.

Polar bears are not dying off...they are doing quite well actually. At present, polar bear populations are robust and, according to native peoples living in the Arctic, are considerably larger than they were in previous decades.

Who woulda guessed it?
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Remember when the Ozone layer was the big topic a dozen years ago? Remember how we were all going to fry, wear SPF 5000 and be forced to become denizens of the dark due to filthy nasty irresponsible humans releasing CFC's into the atmosphere?

Haven't heard much about that lately have you?

Know why?

It was all bullshit!

The hole in the ozone was a natural occurrence. The CFC's in our aerosols that were supposed to hang in the atmosphere for 50 years and slowly strip the earth of it's cozy protective layer..... it was BULLSHIT.

China, India, Eastern Europe and pretty much every other developing economy never stopped using CFCs. They stuck their finger up at the stupid treaties. Even today There are more CFCs pumped into the air than ever and the Ozone is just fucking fine now.
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The hole closed up and now the chicken littles have all shit their pants and shut their beaks about it.

When pressed about the recovery of the ozone layer these so-called environmental activists will just say....see! Our efforts were successful we saved the ozone layer yay! Lets all pat ourselves on the back.

So the next time some politically motivated fuckface tells you to go green, stop driving, stop farting, lose weight, stop eating beef and to run off and live in the woods armed only with a pointy stick and a loin cloth.......just look the sombitch directly in the eye and say...

BULLSHIT!


20 Comments:

At April 22, 2009 at 10:06 AM , Anonymous Maddy said...

Oh I don't know.......you might look quite fetching in a loin cloth with a pointy stick!
Cheers

[and I know you're lying about the beef too!]

 
At April 22, 2009 at 11:23 AM , Anonymous IEAT_SNOWMANPOOP said...

I was talking about this same thing today.

 
At April 22, 2009 at 11:48 AM , Anonymous JihadGene said...

Hammer: Bullshit?

JihadGene: No thanks, Hammer. I'm already full of it. Awww...but you knew that.

 
At April 22, 2009 at 11:55 AM , Anonymous flyinfox-satx said...

I loved RoboCop! That movie Rocked the House!...If you are wondering, "Hey Flyinfox, WTF?" I am just pointing out that this is where that YouTube Clip came from.....

Yeah Hammer...I agree with you...its all Bullshit!

 
At April 22, 2009 at 12:14 PM , Anonymous leeann said...

Well, I am trying to lose weight but it's just because I have these particular jeans I miss....
Otherwise, I agree.
Because you were just waiting for my approval, right? Right? :)

 
At April 22, 2009 at 12:59 PM , Anonymous ordinaryjanet said...

I agree with you, I don't listen to these "save the planet" people. I think it's more important for people to pick up trash on the street than it is to cower in fear wondering if West Virginia will soon be a beach.

 
At April 22, 2009 at 1:09 PM , Anonymous Jeannie said...

I agree 100%.

 
At April 22, 2009 at 1:30 PM , Anonymous tshsmom said...

If we don't believe in global warming, who will Al Gore sell carbon points to? ;)

 
At April 22, 2009 at 1:36 PM , Anonymous Elm said...

If it's not "Global Warming" it'll be something else for these wackos to scream about. Al Gore will find something to pitch. And yes, bullshit fits this topic perfectly, Hammer.

 
At April 22, 2009 at 1:50 PM , Anonymous kerrcarto said...

I heard the EPA is going to classify C02 as a pollutant. We fucking exhale the shit. Gotdamn idiots.

Glenn Beck had a hilarious bit on his radio show mocking Pope Albert I. I will have to try and find it. I laughed my ass off.

 
At April 22, 2009 at 2:28 PM , Anonymous mutleythedog said...

We have to be careful not to throw the baby out with the bathwater, e.g. we have loads of garbage in my small corner of the world...

 
At April 22, 2009 at 3:30 PM , Anonymous katherine. said...

that was me deleting me...

Hammer, every word in your post is the truth.

I am personally sick and tired of Al Gore and his blind followers who pay no attention to the actual scientists.

If the band wagon jumpers want to give him the Nobel and the Oscar fine...just hit your knees and thank God that Al Gore was kept away from the Oval.

 
At April 22, 2009 at 3:43 PM , Anonymous mts1 said...

A lot of science is a crock. The tobacco industry had the Tobacco Institute saying smoking was fine for you. Eating fat in meat was making you fat, now steak is a diet food. It was the New Ice Age in the 70's, global warming today, and mark my words, 30 years from now when the 70's people are dead and can't yell BS, they'll recycle the New Ice Age thing again. Well, it keeps the book printing, magazine making, and Oprah interview industries out of a recession.

 
At April 22, 2009 at 3:43 PM , Anonymous H2o said...

Would you like some talc for your balls??? ;0)

 
At April 22, 2009 at 4:50 PM , Anonymous USA_Admiral said...

Sand paper in your underwear?

Elms is right, they would just attach themselves like a leech onto something else.

We should have a shoot a moonbat day. No limits on the amount you could poach.

 
At April 22, 2009 at 7:02 PM , Anonymous MTBLaura said...

Finally, others who agree with the idea that the global warming idea is full of crap.
How arrogant of these people to believe that we have the ability to manipulate the earth in such a way.
Come on. How do they know this is not just the earth's cycle of life and this is exactly how a planet behaves at this age? I am tired of hearing it because even if it is getting warmer (which is a crock), the truth is no one knows if this is what is meant to happen since we have no other habitable planet to compare it to.

 
At April 22, 2009 at 7:26 PM , Anonymous terri said...

Yeah!

 
At April 22, 2009 at 8:04 PM , Anonymous Barbara(aka Layla) said...

all this chafes my balls too

 
At April 23, 2009 at 5:51 AM , Anonymous Ripple said...

There's nothing wrong with wearing a loin cloth and running around with a pointy thing. Chicks dig it!

So what do you think about this whole bottled/purified water vs. tap water thing? Bullshit, huh? Unless, of course, you live in L.A.

 
At April 24, 2009 at 3:14 PM , Anonymous toaster lover said...

A couple of years ago Dr. Sanity wrote a pretty amazing post about the socialist origins of modern environmentalism. http://drsanity.blogspot.com/2006/05/four-pillars-of-socialist-revival-and.html

 

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