Easter.

The mother in law is taking the kids up to La Grange for Easter at the Aunts house. I seriously dislike going because I really have nothing to say to anyone and I can't stand my wife's family except for a few notable exceptions. I figure the wife and I will hang out on Friday night, maybe go to the cigar bar down the street and listen to some live music. On Sunday we are doing a Barbecue at my nephews house with his inlaws. They are good people and I enjoy their company.

I mentioned a while back that my wife moved to a new department in her company and was really loving her new job. The person "Janiqua" who had been my wife's replacement in her old department, has fucked things up so badly that the higher ups decided that my wife needed to go back to her old department and fix it back the way it was and Janiqua would get my wife's current job .

My wife was pissed off to say the least. The manager was fighting the move but to no avail. He has no use for "Janiqua" who is lazy, functionally illiterate, and plays the race card every time someone tries to hold her accountable.

The manager made it known that he was going to make Janiqua work for the first time in her life, she would not be getting a free ride and to expect 14 hour days for the next several months.

My wife had her going away party, a car load of gifts from her employees and was pulling out of the parking lot to head back to her old office to clean up the horrid mess that Janiqua had made.

Her boss came running out and stood in front of the car and told her to stop. My wife rolled down the window and asked what's up?

Turns out Janiqua had a sudden "family emergency" and requested a demotion and a transfer back to her old district on the very day she was to take over her new job.

The wife asked if everyone wanted their presents back, they said no they were just happy they weren't going to be working for Janiqua.