Even more random thoughts

What is it with people who can't laugh at themselves? Walking around with a chip on your shoulder 24/7 is way too much work. I don't get offended when people make fat jokes, Mexican jokes, Irish jokes, computer nerd jokes. I laugh at stereotypes. To me they are hilarious. You have to make a conscious choice to get upset at these things. If you get offended by a racial joke then you just might be one of the reasons that joke was thought up.


What the hell is up with sugared foods? Vegetables are not meant to taste like cotton candy.

Sweet potaotes are already sweet..hence the name... why is it necessary to add a pound of brown sugar and marshmallows? Blechhhh! I went to a character themed dinner in a colonial era restaurant at Disney world, they served sugared carrots, sugared baked beans, sugared yams and honey glazed string beans...it was enough to send someone into a diabetic coma. My nephew was forced to eat the carrots by minnie mouse and he puked all over her dress. It was fucking awesome!


Why do the latches on bathroom stalls never work. It's really hard to do pay a proper visit to the porcelian shrine with one foot holding the door closed. If there is toilet paper on the roll, it is invariably the John Wayne brand. It's rough and tough and don't take no shit off nobody.

I was at the gas station the other day for my bi-weekly fuel ration when I happened to look up.

The plexiglass box on top of the pumps that holds the credit card applications made me do a double take. Someone had cut a picture out of a magazine and placed it in front of the applications. The picture was of a woman taking it three different ways at once. Why does all the weird shit happen to me? I grabbed the pic, took it inside the store, (which happened to be full of people) put it on the counter and told them they needed to check the other pumps. Everything got quiet and eyes went wide... Not sure if that was the best way to handle it..