Rude food across Asia
Below is a sampling odd Asian food names, Polynesian, Chinese, Thai, Indian and Korean. It's kind of embarassing ordering "phat prik ho" so I just tell them #27
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Puto: steamed cup cakes made with sticky rice flour and coconut milk (Means gay in several languages. I guess it fits)
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Bangus: grilled milkfish stuffed with vegetables (Be careful when you ask for this one)
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Loco Moco: a fried egg on top of a hamburger on top of a pile of rice - all smothered in brown gravy! (Literally Crazy booger)
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Pupu: appetizer, hors d'oeuvre (I thought ordering a pupu platter was the funniest thing when I was 8. Come to think of it, I still do.)
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Hor Fun: fried broad, thick rice noodles ($350 per hour no kinky stuff)
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Gook: a broth-like soup with rice (I guess since the Germans had already taken Kraut...)
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Kook Soo: noodles in broth with meat and vegetables (Long pig Boy named soo)
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Sopa Borracha: sponge cake with rum sauce (Literally drunk soup)
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Ma-Muang: mango (Is that a Mango in your pants or are you happy to see me?)
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Moo: pork (Is beef called oink?)
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Nam Prik: hot sauce (Or My dad's commanding officer in 67)
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Phat Prik: Stir fried vegetables (My former boss)
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Gasagasa: Poppy seeds (I'm thinking they cause flatulence...)
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Godambi: Cashews (Godambi these are good)
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Poondu: Garlic (Or what your girlfriend gets if she really really likes you)
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Here are some oddly named food products with hilarious commentary. http://www.dazbert.co.uk/sites/rudefood/
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Puto: steamed cup cakes made with sticky rice flour and coconut milk (Means gay in several languages. I guess it fits)
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Bangus: grilled milkfish stuffed with vegetables (Be careful when you ask for this one)
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Loco Moco: a fried egg on top of a hamburger on top of a pile of rice - all smothered in brown gravy! (Literally Crazy booger)
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Pupu: appetizer, hors d'oeuvre (I thought ordering a pupu platter was the funniest thing when I was 8. Come to think of it, I still do.)
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Hor Fun: fried broad, thick rice noodles ($350 per hour no kinky stuff)
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Gook: a broth-like soup with rice (I guess since the Germans had already taken Kraut...)
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Kook Soo: noodles in broth with meat and vegetables (Long pig Boy named soo)
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Sopa Borracha: sponge cake with rum sauce (Literally drunk soup)
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Ma-Muang: mango (Is that a Mango in your pants or are you happy to see me?)
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Moo: pork (Is beef called oink?)
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Nam Prik: hot sauce (Or My dad's commanding officer in 67)
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Phat Prik: Stir fried vegetables (My former boss)
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Gasagasa: Poppy seeds (I'm thinking they cause flatulence...)
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Godambi: Cashews (Godambi these are good)
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Poondu: Garlic (Or what your girlfriend gets if she really really likes you)
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Here are some oddly named food products with hilarious commentary. http://www.dazbert.co.uk/sites/rudefood/
Labels: Humor
posted by Bill Rowland @ May 20, 2007
29 Comments
29 Comments:
LOVE that Poondu baby. And on the Puto thing ("whore" or "raped woman" in spanish), read somewhere that the absolute worst thing you can call a Latino person, we're talkin throw down time, is "hiho de la puta". That sounds like a dish as well. Some sort of spicy clam plate.
Hillarious....simply hilarious.
Geez Hammer.. I have used 1/2 hour to get through since last time I commented...I need a cup of coffee.
Have a nice day, friend.
Oooh. Been there, seen (luckily haven't done...yet) that. I know how it can be. I'm currently in an Asian-language class, and learned right at the start that the tones you pronounce something with give it its meaning. So if you're not careful, ordering lunch could end in a serious smackdown...
- ISU Tinkerer
I'll have one Phat Prick to go... and actually the Hor Fun is delicious... yummy.
I'll have to try the hor fun, just have to makle sure I'm in an Asian restaurant.
I'm an all American bisquit and gravy man myself, now I know why LMAO.
That translates into fat and happy, and don't bother me I'm taking a nap. Wake me at 1pm when it's kick off time.
Those are some hot little peckers...I mean peppers!
Um, I wouldnt want to put those in my mouth...they look, um...spicy
Phat Prik lol
I'm still grinnin at the "prickly" peppers pic!
You definitely have access to a different internet than anybody else...and grocery stores!!!
You never cease to amaze me with your variety of topics! :-)
Balut: Fertilized duck egg, actually has a duck embryo inside. Probably started on a dare - eat 'em up, yum!
Aaaah - it's not nice to make fun of how other people talk. I'm beginning to understand why the Vietnamese/Thai place asks us to order by number though...
It makes you wonder if some of OUR English words mean something totally different to them.
Absolutely Mar velous simply Marvelous!
I always thought that the hungriest man or woman alive had to be the first person EVER to eat a raw Oyster. Can u imagine wading out into the sea- or just low tide with no LL Bean Boots to protect you- prying off a razor sharp solid rock type thing- and then when you did manage to get it open and seeing it- (Looks like a pretty vagina to me) how damn hungry did you have to be to go through all that???
And with NO Tobasco sauce! LOL
Gotta get me some 'o them Dick- pepper seeds!
Good one Bro,
J
I love Asian food, the taste, and the names too, fun for everyone, as La Cremiere says above, Hor Fun is delicious, one of Hubby's favorite.
LOL - this was funny. And the pic was hysterical:D
Oh goodness me. LOL.. These were good hammer.I have never tried any of these. I can just imagine ordering something and not getting what you are expecting.
Just in time for breakfast, Hammer ! Hope you have a good Monday -
OMG that picture cracked me up, then I started reading the funny named food. And I about choked. lmaooooooooooooooo
May i have a helping of Sopa Borracha?
I once got a piece of chicken from a Chinese restaurant that resembled a mini-penis...it was fantastic! I alwasy ask for this extra sauce when ordering: cream of sum yung guy...sorry that was funnier in my head!
The pupu platter is my favorite part of a Chinese meal!!
I make Phat Prik at home a lot. Good thing my husband didn't realize what I was really cooking. ;)
Now we need to pick a peck of pecker peppers!
Mr H?? I still have your DVD of We Will Rock you. Would you like it back??
OMG! Hilarious!
I just got me a hankering for ...
... some good old American food!!
Lol...this list was great! Loved the commentary! Your poor boss...so many folks just chew him up!
hahahaha!!! Those are great!! "Moo"!! hahaha!!
Moo Goo giapan. I grew up on a farm, so know what moogoo is, but what is giapan? and does is make the poop taste any diffrent?
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