Lost Iraqis UPDATE!
A close friend informed me that there are some missing Iraqis that fell out of their boxes. It wasn't an escape, as the picture will verify.
Be on the look out for these four men. They shouldn't be hard to recognize.
If you happened to see any of these guys let me know and I'll make sure they get picked up and taken to their final destination.
And no this isn't a joke, but I think it's pretty funny. Can you guess why?
They are actually life like training dummies for the military. They were lost in transit and now my friend is frantically looking for them. These things cost several thousand dollars each.
Not sure why our tax money goes to this kind of shit, but I did get a kick out of the photo. That's for sure ...
posted by Bill Rowland @ May 19, 2007
31 Comments
31 Comments:
I think they're all wearing women's shoes.
either what alandp said or the guy in green is wearing a curtain on his head?? Is it the position of the feet? Im flummoxed?
Sweet Mother of-- Hammer! Next time, please title the post "Nyx, If You're Checking Blogs While Eating, You Need to Know I've Got Pictures of Dead People Posted!" And I got nuthin' on the why it's funny bit... What are we laughing at, exactly?
Okay, dip me in maple syrup and call me stupid, but "Uncle".
The shoes?
They're on a loading dock?
Ready for delivery?
You're enjoying this, aren't you?
I can hear the laughter from Texas.
Veritas et Fidelis Semper
They are part of the solution to the Da Vinci Code?? No ?? they are all gay apart from the one with a beard??
They're at a bus stop?
At a taxi stand?
The head gear?
Is it "eenie-meenie-minie-mo"?
Forget supper, everyone!!! DROP WHAT YOU'RE DOING AND POST AWAY SO HE'LL GIVE US THE ANSWER...PLEASE!!!
I think it's the "eenie""one, myself.
Veritas et Fidelis Semper
They think they're part of the virgins? The shoes are pretty hysterical. PLEASE tell me our troops did that **snickers**
Oh, my god. Those ARE women's shoes!
NOW THAT"S FUNNY....WITH A CAPITAL "F"!!! Not for your friends...hope they don't have to reimburse anyone/anywhere...still, THAT'S FUNNY!!! Always the obvious, eh.
Veritas et Fidelis Semper
wow that's weird and they look real. ewww
Several thousand each... I'm just not that surprised. The government not only spends taxpayer dollars on some weird things, but they spend outrageous amounts of it. In all seriousness, I hope they turn up soon... I hate to think what kind of trouble your friend could end up in for losing them, even if it wasn't really their fault.
Probably made by the same folks that make the "Real Dolls!"
Christ on a cracker..qwrap!
I know this site where you can buy a "date" doll... if he needs to replace them lol... but he may have to get them bigger pants.....If you catch my drift?
Wow - I didn't think they were fakes but I thought they were faking it because although they all appear to be shot dead, they are not all immediately fatal wounds. In such a case, you can bet there'd be more blood or at least blood on their hands because they would grab the wound. All of them have clean hands. The shoes are all a little too new as well. But since I doubt any have ever even walked in those shoes...
Are the training dunmmies for the medics? or do they stage them as if an IED went off!
I have know bombs to blow womens shoes onto the feet of men standing near by! It's the new GAYdar guided bomb called JADAM Just A Damn Antipasto Minute!
Or as the Iraqui's called it----Alliiiiii alliiiii ahhhabbbbbhaabba Beeebbbee!
I'm gay don't shoot me in the ass.
Too late Desert Turd- You Berka is a broka!!
Live from F-22 Raptor- It's Saturday Live Fire!!!!!!
J
OK _I'm tired
take the covering off the guy in sandals and he looks like Jesus (I know, random thought). Anyway, that is crazy that they would spend so much on dummies that replicate so life-like, I mean REALLY. How funny that they got lost!
Shocked, horrified that we spend money on this. What, exactly, are they supposed to learn from dead terrorist dummies?
When they send you through "combat town" things are made to be as real looking as possible. These are tame.
I think they would be better training dummies if their faces were crafted with the likeness of certain politicians.
oh wow..that's hysterical!!!
Peace
it's morgue training, right ???
Happy Sunday, Hammer !
I don't understand. Aren't real dead Iraqis cheaper?
weirdness.
I can't believe that the first thing that came to me was "they're wearing women's shoes" and AlanDP left that as the first comment!
But, I also agree with Diesel!
I'm sure somebody will be selling them on eBay.
they are supposed to be dead, yet they are all shot through the right side?? is this a comment on aim?
they all weigh about 200 pounds each too, how do they just vanish? DO you suppose they got up and walked away??
alan: I noticed they had funny shoes too, thought that was the insurgent style..
judith lol they allwear curtains and table cloths stolen from pizza hut ;)
nyx: they are ugly aren't they...
deborah: yeah it's pretty funny :)
mutley: not sure their prefence but I was told they are anotamically correct.
barista: virgins lol not sure probably not anymore.. they look fucked ;)
bonnie: there was a sale at the payless ;)
deborah: it is isn't it :)
snowmanpoop: it fooled me too at first.
nyx: it's ridiculous what they squander our money on.
mushy" I bet you're right :)
cheesy hehe I don't want to find out ;)
jeannie: you should have been in forensics
John lol they need to put your sound track in those dolls!
stepping: I'm not sure if they were lost or stolen all that arrived was an empty box.
kat: good question it seems superfluous to me.
fits: I figured it was for those hogans alleys or something.
stewart: I'm not sure which one I'd pick ;)
odat: I bet one could scare the crap out of an ususpecting person with one of those.
annie: not sure, I bet that would work :)
diesel: the smell was the only problem :)
brooklyn: indeed :)
dan o Not sure if that is traditional islamic foowear but it seems a little fruity.
lexcen: good I dea I should check there :)
infini: They probably formed their own cell militant cell ;)
Please tell me that isn't true. Please. That's four guys layin on the ground. Please.
Those are very life-like...kind of weird. Does the military need them to be bloodied for training?
OMG...they look so real! eyebrows, moles & all! But the one guy has painted toenails?
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