Hand meme
I was tagged by Kitem
Normally this would be a place to crank out some dirty jokes about Rosie and her five sisters and their Uncle "Harry Palms" I'll go ahead and play this one straight...
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A hand covered in scars
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A hand that turns a wrench
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A hand that holds a pistol when I target practice
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A hand that hold my kids hand when we cross the street.
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A hand that types out all this crazy blog shit day after day
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A hand that massages my wife's feet when she needs it.
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A hand that provides the fingernails I chew till they bleed.
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This is my right hand.
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I think I'll keep it.
posted by Bill Rowland @ May 15, 2007
20 Comments
20 Comments:
That, my friend, is a mighty useful hand. I'd keep it too if I were you.
You can see a man's life in his hands.
If that is really a picture of your hand on your keyboard I would like you to explain to me why the bottom roll of 'keys' are longer than the rest.
I see other problems with that picture also, I've tried my hand on my keyboard in this position and it isn't even close to what I see here. I think that you are pulling our legs. :-)
Hey, pull this finger.
james: I plan to :)
mushy: you can see every car repair in mine :)
BBC: Funny camera angle I guess.
But that's all me.
Hard to take a right hand pic with the left.
I think bbc is onto something here. The 'a' key is missing and that forefinger sure doesn't seem to go with the rest of them. I bet that's one of them there fake rubber hands people use when they post hand pictures on the internet and don't want everyone recognizing them. That's what I bet.
Damn JP you caught me using my stand in hand.
I clicked on the pic an my keyboard looks smeggy and disgusting. I'm replacing it tomorrow.
That's funny, but I didn't think that a stand-in hand looked so...well...battle scarred.
However, it's where it should be for your wife and children.
Veritas et Fidelis Semper
Right hand--Can't beat it!
LOL
BBC- Fingered ya! Don't knucle under even though I can't quit put mu finger on it. Damn it's late.
Night Hammer!
Great post as usual.
J
Dammit boy...Did you also have a career in fist fighting? Lovely uses of your hands... I need me some of those foot rubbing hands.. Wonder if you can buy them online?
THANKS Hammer, all i can see is lovely hands, very handy and useful for plenty of purposes. I wouldn't have mind to hear about Rosie and uncle Harry.
You don't tag anybody else in turn?
That's a pretty good hand. I'll bet it's relieved it's not getting the boot.
I thought your keyboard looked a bit dirty too....... ;)
Anyhoo....you use your right hand for good things - and OUCH!! poor fingernails!!
We can read all your life in your hand's line.
And the good news is you have TWO hands..........I beleive this is great because you can touch and feel....life.
But take care the fingernails
Hammer, do you practice martial arts? Such as the unarmed type?
Nice hand! You should do one about your feet next!
deborah: Everytime I pick up a wrench, knife or garden implement I get a permanent reminder tatooed on my skin :)
john: you beat me to it lol :)
cheesy: I used to punch things that weren't supposed to be punched. Walls, cars, trees not people though, at least not often ;)
kitem: I forgot to tag :P
jeannie: Yeah I signed him on for a few more years ;)
KB: Yeah My office is always dark and the flash was unforgiving to my keyboard smeg. You should see my son's keyboard it's covered in hummus ;)
dany: It's a nervous habit lol maybe I should take up smoking ;D
bobg: not really why do you ask?
Jenny: Nobody gets to see my E.T. Toe ;D
Neat. You are right though. Our hands seem to take the brunt of a lot of things in life as well as your tongues lash out. Great post though.
Eeewwwwww, Hummussy keyboard.......hahahahahaha!!! And an ET Toe???? The mind boggles ah-hahahahahahaha!!!!
The discoloration on your first two knuckles in the pictures resembles that on a lot of long term karate adepts who work out on a makiwara, their first two knuckles toughen from hitting it. I use to see it quite a bit back in the late sixties and early seventies when I used to compete in tournaments.
tweety: yeah they still work ok, I hope I don't get the arthritis that my grandmotehr has.
kb: at least it doesn't glow ;)
bobg: I busted my knuckles working on cars for a long time that's probably where it came from.
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