99 questions some missing
Saw this over at Burfica's place
1. How old will you be in five years? 42
2. Who did you spend at least two hours with today? Kids
3. How tall are you? 6'4 and shrinking
4. What do you look forward to most in the next six weeks? Skipping my wifes family reunion.
5. What's the last movie you saw? At the theater--Spider Man 3, at home Evil Dead II
6. Who was the last person you called? Wife
7. Who was the last person to call you? Wife
8. What was the last text message you received? Wrong number(Call the police because I have a hot twat tonight)
9. Who was the last person to leave you a voicemail? Friend Gary asking about weekend plans.
10. Do you prefer to call or text? call, Texting costs me a dime each.
11. What were you doing at 12am last night? Making a video to a small penis song
12. Are your parents married/separated/divorced? Divorced 21 years.
13. When is the last time you saw your mom? About 3 months ago surprise visit.
14. What color are your eyes? Brown .
15. What time did you wake up today? 5:00a.m. to make lunches and cook breakfast and talk to the kids before school.
16. What are you wearing right now? Tee Shirt and Jeans
17. What is your favorite Christmas song? Merry Fucking Christmas by Mr Garrison on SouthPark.
18. Where is your favorite place to be? Vegas.
19. Where is your least favourite place to be? Shopping
20. Where would you go if you could go anywhere? Ireland
21. Where do you think you'll be in 10 years? Permanently retired
22. Do you tan or burn? Fester
23. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child? Dead floating zombie bodies outside my window
24. What was the last thing that REALLY made you laugh? This
25. How many TVs do you have in your house? 4
26. How big is your bed? Queen
27. Do you have a laptop or desktop computer? Desktop
28. Do you sleep with or without clothes on? Fully dressed
29. What color are your sheets? Green
30. How many pillows do you sleep with? 6
31. What is your favorite season? Winter.
32. What do you like about fall? the break from heat.
33. What do you like about winter? The holidays,
34. What do you like about the summer? Having kids home.
35. What do you like about spring? Nice weather.
36. How many states/provinces have you lived in? 4 Missouri, Kansas, New Mexico and Texas
37. What cities/towns have you lived in? Raytown, Prarie Villiage, Albuquereue,San Antonio
38. Do you prefer shoes, socks, or bare feet? Boots
39. Are you a social person? With a Beer or two
40. What was the last thing you ate? Apple
41. What is your favorite restaurant? Hole in the wall
42. What is your favorite ice cream? Strawberry Cheese cake
43. What is your favorite dessert? Chocolate cake
44. What is your favorite kind of soup? Broccoli
45. What kind of jelly do you like on your PB & J sandwich? Rasberry
46. Do you like Chinese food? Yep
47. Do you like coffee? Sometimes
48. How many glasses of water a day? 1 or 2
49. What do you drink in the morning? Green Tea
51. Do you sleep on a certain side of the bed? right side
52. Do you know how to play poker? yes
53. Do you like to cuddle? Not really, my arm goes to sleep
54. Have you ever been to Canada? Nope.
55. Do you have an addictive personality? Not really
56. Do you eat out or at home more often? Home
58. Do you know anyone with the same birthday as you? Nope
59. Do you want kids? I got tham anyway so I'll keep em
60. Do you speak any other languages? Enough Spanish to get my ass beat
61. Have you ever gotten stitches? Yes Both times from broken glass
62. Have you ever ridden in an ambulance? nope
63. Do you prefer an ocean or a pool? Ocean
64. Do you prefer a window seat or an aisle seats? Window so I can lean away from the 400 pound line backer next to me
65. Do you know how to drive stick? Yes.
66. What is your favorite thing to spend money on? Guns and ingredients for making fancy food
67. Do you wear any jewelry 24/7? Wedding band.
68. What is your favorite TV show? Venture Brothers
69. Can you roll your tongue?Kinda
71. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?When the kids hide them in the bed
72. What is the main ring tone on your phone? Beep Beep Beep?
73. Do you still have clothes from when you were little? Yeah but they don't fit.
74. What red object is closest to you right now? Red cup
75. Do you turn off the water while you brush your teeth? Yeah
76. Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed? Closed it saves on electricity.
77. Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of bees? Bear if I had my gun.
79. What do you dip a chicken nugget in?Mustard for the fake nuggets I eat
80. What is your favorite food? Macaroni cassarole
81. Can you change the oil on a car? Yes
82. Have you ever gotten a speeding ticket? Yeah
83. Have you ever run out of gas? Once while helping someone who was out of gas.
84. What is your usual bedtime? 2 Am
85. What was the last book you read? the Probability Broach By L Neil Smith
86. Do you read the newspaper? No it's pure bullshit
87. Do you have any magazine subscriptions? American Rifleman
89. Do you watch soap operas? Never.
90. Do you dance in the car? No room
91. What radio station did you last listen to? Oldies
92. Who is in the picture frame closest to you? Jack the dog
93. What was the last note you scribbled on a piece of paper? Phone number
94. What is your favorite candle scent? Red
95. What is your favorite board game? Trivial pursuit 20 year edition
98. Who was your favorite teacher in high school?Mr Lampman my woodshop teacher
99. What is the longest you have ever camped out in a tent? 7 days
posted by Bill Rowland @ May 15, 2007
21 Comments
21 Comments:
GOOD FOR YOU for being happy having the kids home all summer!!
Most people complain about this. I always hated it when the kids went back to school in the fall.
I see that even after 500 tags, you still like them, so, over there in my blog, you've been tag.
That's a telemarketers wet dream, that is.
Cool stuff. too many of them to comment though. So I'll pick on the boots, it was not part of the question! :) and I love the one where you sleep with stuffed animals if your kids hide them in your bed, I went Awwwwww....
Wow, that was a whole lot of info in just 99 questions! Some where very intersting, like do you turn the water off when you brush your teeth...huh, I leave it on!
You are lucky you get to spend so much time with your kids. I'd give my right arm to be a stay at home mom. I did not have my kid intending to pawn her off on a daycare facility. Unfortunately I had to be the breadwinner and eventually divorce the useless boob.
Then I held on to hope that I'd marry a rich old man and finally get to stay home with my child. And then I met Shark. He's not rich. And he's not old. But he makes both me and the kid extremely happy.
So it didn't turn out so bad afterall.
But it is definately refreshing to see your attitude. Refreshing indeed.
Holy Shit.. you are 6'4 damn
i love the red state updates. those are great.
I might do this one later. Interesting.
Wow! That's quite revealing - I'm gunna do that one!!
You sleep fully dressed???Really??? Don't tell me, it's in case someone comes in to kill you, isn't it?? ;)
6 pillows???? Man!! That's a lot of softness - do you think you could feel a pea underneath them all??? =D
I agree with ya on that arm falling asleep thing - why does it ALWAYS get in the way???
You go to bed at 2am and get up at 5am???? Jeepers Creepers - how do you DO it??
I think that you can either roll or tongue or not roll your tongue.....so, come on Hammer.....which is it??? ;)
That was fun!! Again, got a few laughs out of it =D
My favourite is No. 24!!!
Hang on...I just noticed that the "little fellow" video is No. 24...a trend of thought is developing...have to go...
Veritas et Fidelis Semper
P.S. May I pass on these questions to Immigration Canada for them to use a test of qualification for citizenship?
tshsmom: I miss em too. I like them better than my adult friends.
kitem: thanks :)
FHB: DOH! hehe
la cremiere I found a christmas bear in my pillow case the other day. It was lumpy :)
jenny: I turn it off out of habit not sure why.
marianne: I feel a duty to make sure they are well taken care of. Luckily my wife and I worked hard and got out of debt so I could take care of them while they are still little.
snowmanpoop: those guys are a riot :) Can't wait to read yours :)
KB: I see to many things on the news where someone is standing naked in their front yard while their house burns or something So I stay dressed :)
The pillows are my wife;s idea I just learn to share the bed with em all.
I catch a nap from 10am to noon then get back to my chores
I can force the tongue to roll but not like a circle like some folks
Deborah: lol I don't think they would like my answers ;)
Hey! You had me till I saw the answer to #86 ;>)
And The Probability Broach is great, a fun read with a lot of imagination. Gorilla politicians? Figuratively, not so far from today's reality.
james: lol I'm talking about my hometown rag. And yeah I'd take some gorillas over Hillary any day!
I like that you capitalized Beer, like it is an old friend
Strawberry cheesecake is my favorite too.
The newspapers ARE totally rotted.
infini: small world on the cheesecake yum! Beer is the glue that holds my fragile mind together.
Newspapers blah they make me angry.
Oh that was fun... I'll have to work on this one... will post later this week lol...I know answering the first question is going to HURT!
cheesy: yeah the first one is a doozie :P
I've had the occasional leggo under my hip all night long. That sorta hurts.
I forgot on mine that we do have a giant stuffed frog on the bed. It's the cats. It was mine from my son, but the cat took it over, he kneeds it every night and lays on it. If we don't keep it on the bed, then the cat stands on my chest meowing. So I guess I sleep with a few animals, one stuffed. lmao
Why does question 69 have to do with rolling the tongue! LMAO? Coincidence...I think not!
Also I love the wedding ring on 24 7. If my wife or I have to take ours off for any reason- we must as soon as possible have the other one put it back on and say I love you. Silly little thing but it means a lot to us and reinforces the love for each other. Even though it was a strecth recently!! :-0 LOL
John
Oh---does THEE GOTH crrep your ass out or what? Yet i find myself stranely aroused by Him..she-it!
J
11. What were you doing at 12am last night? Making a video to a small penis song
ROFL!!!!
I loved the shit out of that Red State Update.
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