Hammer #25 Language warning!
Trying some new stuff with video editing
Here is a pic of my dog Marvin. The girls brought them to me because they saw his red rocket and were worried that he was hurt.
posted by Bill Rowland @ May 17, 2007
26 Comments
26 Comments:
Cats are cunts!!? Ha too funny. I hope Marving gets his "red rocket" fixed. Cheers Hammer.
aww, what a cutie! Sometimes Spot shows his red rocket (thank you for giving a name to it) and I've wondered if that meant he had a problem. I mean, most of the time it's in the launcher, so when it peeks out it's a little disconcerting.
er....Marvin!!
I found a reason to "paws" for thought..... ** Collapses in hysterics**
By the way Marvin would have appreciated a little relief - I know I would...
Looks like Marvin the Amazing Flying Wonder Dawg has an engine out! Maybe thats why the landing "gear" came out?
Marvin lookin' so innocent and begging for relief.
Aw, ya gotta love a cat!
What a cute dog...Red Rocket...so so gross! My friends dog's red rocket wouldn't go away so the vet told them to massage it...good thing she's a lesbian and in the dark with matters, dick! She just didn't know any better!
As funny as that was, I still love cats much better than dogs. ;)
I heart Marvin. Even if he can't control his red rocket.
Poor Marvin!
matt-man: he has a girlfriend in the back yard and I saw him humping a large suffed duck toy the other day. I wondered why the fur on it was so sticky...
janet: lol in the launcher. I think it's normal, even neutered dogs do to defcon 4 at times.
mutley: I should hire him a doggie hooker?
cheesy: lol! Yeah he got that engine out during a near fatal crash.
marvin: is docile until you try to trim his nails.
jenny: that is gross. gives new meaning to whacking the dog.
kateykakes: Yeah I think cats win out with most.
marianne: most do, although he has an annoying foot licking fetish.
carrie: His female counterpart in the backyard is not receptive to him. She is a french poodle/chiuahua mix..must be prejudiced against germans ;)
"The girls brought them to me because they saw his red rocket and were worried that he was hurt."
He's hurtin', all right...
I love Triumph.
It took me an embarrassing two beats before I stopped thinking, "Red Rocket??"
Beat.
Beat.
"OOOOOH, red rocket!"
You have the right idea about cats...but what are we to do?
Now Marvin, well there's a handsome gent!!! Hope that all goes well with him and his girlfriend...or the toy duck.
Veritas et Fidelis Semper
OMG those ears are precious.
LMAO about Marvin's "girlfriend"! That's what I call Z's beanbag chair that our neutered male dog loves to hump.
bobg: indeed, he begs for it from the other dog but has to be satisfied with just sniffing it.
jocelyn: lol I was wondering if everyone was going to catch it :)
deborah: I'm afraid to touch the yuck duck ;)
burfica: He can raise the other one if he really tries but mostly it flops.
tshsmom: Dogs usually pick one thing to hump then get monogomous with it :)
Cool looking dog, he has my sympathies on the red rocket problem, maybe you should give him cold showers.:)
brandon: he hates showers, that is a good idea to get his mind off doggie cooch.
Hammer-
Demonic one eyed dog on the way from SC!! She has been humping air since the cats were "Tutored". Tell Marvin there's "HOPE" on the way.
Red Rocket-- and what was the one a few days back-- a meat whistle or something....something meat..lol!
You Sick Puppy! LMAO
J
So just what DID you tell the girls?
Really, what DID you tell them? I'll never forget how funny it was as a kid to have our dog poppin' a woodie at the most inopportune moments. And cats are NOT cunts. Mine are very nice. That hand puppet thing is Hiolarious thopugh. His thing with Star Wars geeks is killer. And I say that as a full on Star Wars geek.
john lol one eyed? I hope it's ready for a wild ride lol!
Jeannie: I told them that that was what he peed out of and red rocket was a natural occurance and don't try to put bandaids on it.
FHB: see above and yeah truimph doing the star was line was outrageously funny.
That's a nice little dog. He was a stray-dog??? Maybe he was afraid, because he had been thrown out from home.
Nice of you (and your daughters) to care for him, Hammer.
kirsten he was found in the road barely weaned. We took him in and he survived. I haven't the heart to neuter him after all the suffering he has gone through.
Marvin is awesome!
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