Random obvservations
What is that weird language we speak when we get into a tub full of too hot water or are being chased by a swarm of yellow jackets. Oooga ooga ahh ahh yeeeeaaiiiii. Must be something from a vestigal part of our caveman brains.
Ever make up new compound words while driving in traffic?
This guy in front of me stopped at a green light..I slammed on my brakes and yelled Go!..You shit-cock!
Another lady was crossing in front of traffic then chickened out right in the middle of the road and wouldn't go even when I stopped to let her in. Come on...you dildo wipe! was the first thing that popped out.
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Weird stuff. I bet a lot of new words are created on our roads and highways.
I was reading an old magazine while dropping the Browns off at the Superbowl this morning when I suddenly laughed out loud at this:
posted by Bill Rowland @ May 18, 2009
23 Comments
23 Comments:
LOL,at the toon,and the creativity of new profane traffic comments.I was 15 in 1958,when my Dad dropped the F-bomb,on a trip to the farmers mkt. when an idiot pulled fight out in front of us.We were loaded with about a 100 bushels of crowder peas,on an old Dodge 2 ton flatbed,he had to take to the ditch,and out it came,with several SOB's and GDSOB's thrown in for extra color,knew he was pissed,cause I had never heard him use it before.Many yrs later,while driven him to a appointment,my traffic incident,caused me to yell..You Dick-Cheese SOB,shit or get off the pot...I had to remind him,of a language lesson long ago:)
I guess I'm verbally challenged.
You lost me after dildo wipe. Kinda like a skid mark. I guess.
Coming from anyone but you I probably would be grossed out by this post, but I think I am de-sensitized to your colorful use of words and your occasional TMI :)
Dildo wipe. BWEHAHAHA....
I love making up words for other drivers. My creativity is down when my eight year old daughter rides with me. I don't need her creating her own words.
I love making up words for other drivers. My creativity is down when my eight year old daughter rides with me. I don't need her creating her own words.
"dropping the Browns off at the Superbowl"
That ranks in the top 5 on the "Ways Hammer Says 'Defecate'" list.
My traffic words usually are some variant of "goddamsunnuvabitchmotherfuckincocknobbler".
It absoultely must be said all as one word.
Jeez, I was lost on "Browns off at the Superbowl" ... I gotta get out in public more often.
Thanks, Kelly.
LOL - I think I'll roll down my window and use these two words on the streets of Miami.
Btw, how do you say dildo wipe in Spanish??
Now you've done it Hammer - some dude is now going to make millions coming out with a sanitary cleaning cloth for dildos.
I have kids so I have had to cut out my explosive words a lot. I adlib things like, "Oh 4 star word" or acranam it, "HFJCSOB" lol but I blaime the chat world on that.
Based on what gets written on my blog, this will probably surprise you, but in the car I have a bad potty mouth. Everyone who irritates me is a fuck-head.
I think there's a country song in that, Hammer.
;-)
Hey, that cartoon is like the original Boresnake!
Wasn't Alfred Shitcock a movie director?
hammer...Move over, Mr. Webster...there's a new kid in town!
~AM
Ha. The "joys" of fellow drivers lead to a vernacular all its own. Cheers!!
I'm the shit-cock, I've stopped at more green lights then times you've shouted S C!!!
What a bunch of DEMOCRATS!
Hammer - for a truly horizon-expanding opportunity to broaden your vocabulary base, drive taxi in Phoenix on a Friday night.
I dare you.
I am the same way I will just yell out random shit at people sometimes. It really freaks the kids out when you call someone a stinky dog dick. Maybe I need to be checked for turrets syndrome.
I fear that aidan's first real word will be dick munch from me yelling in traffic
Poor kitty!
Hey Ham wanna do for a drive?? You'd be fun to commute with!
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