Department of labor

A man owned a small farm in Alabama . The Department of Labor claimed hewas not paying proper wages to his staff and sent a representative out to interview him.

I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them,' demanded the rep.'

Well,' replied the farmer, 'there's my farm hand who's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $200 a week plus free room and board.

The cook/housekeeper has been here for 18 months, and I pay her $150 per week plus free room and board.

Then there's the half-wit. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of whiskey every Saturday night. He also sleeps with my wife occasionally.

''That's the guy I want to talk to...the half-wit,' says the agent. 'That would be me,' replied the farmer.