Wednesday, May 13, 2009

From the WTF files

An office worker cleaning a fridge full of rotten food created a smell so noxious that it sent seven co-workers to the hospital and made many others ill. Firefighters had to evacuate the AT&T building in downtown San Jose on Tuesday, after the flagrant fumes prompted someone to call 911. A hazmat team was called in....Authorities said the worker who cleaned the fridge didn't need treatment — she can't smell because of allergies.

What a bunch of wussies..

BAGHDAD (Reuters) - An Iraqi soccer fan shot dead a player of the opposing team as he tried to score an equalizing goal in the final minutes of a match, police said on Monday..."As soon as Haider Kadhim (the player) was alone in front of the goalkeeper and close to equalizing, a fan in the crowd fired a pistol at him," a senior police officer in Hilla, who declined to be named.

And you though European soccer fans were bad...


McDonalds must be trying to develop the "really happy meal"

FRIBOURG, Switzerland - Swiss police said they are investigating a 7-year-old girl's discovery of a condom in her McDonald's Happy Meal.
Fribourg state police said the mother called them after the girl discovered the condom among her French fries. Police said Monday they were investigating where the condom came from and how it got into the Happy Meal.

25 Comments:

At May 13, 2009 at 5:08 AM , Anonymous ordinaryjanet said...

it's a crazy world, ain't it?

 
At May 13, 2009 at 5:19 AM , Anonymous USA_Admiral said...

So this is what passes for news now days? WTF is right.

 
At May 13, 2009 at 5:29 AM , Anonymous Michelle said...

Have you seen how some of these kids act in public? Maybe someone is giving the kids parents a hint to not have anymore! I know poor joke. Its a patetic state of the world.

 
At May 13, 2009 at 5:36 AM , Anonymous Deadman said...

But, no happy ending?

LOL

 
At May 13, 2009 at 5:50 AM , Anonymous AirmanMom said...

hammer...ahhh, the world we live in!
Happy Wednesday!
~AM

 
At May 13, 2009 at 6:22 AM , Anonymous Cheesy said...

McD's is just trying to educate the tots? Cripes~

 
At May 13, 2009 at 6:26 AM , Anonymous Jeannie said...

I'd be worried about STIs in that happy meal...

 
At May 13, 2009 at 8:01 AM , Anonymous nanc said...

one more reason to boycott mcdonalds.

 
At May 13, 2009 at 8:17 AM , Anonymous Dr Jenn said...

I think I worked in that building in article one! LOL. Why do work fridges get so nasty?

But then there is the soccer game... all I can say is WOW

The condom... the woman prolly pissed of that McD's on multiple occasions and hey, pay back is a bitch.

 
At May 13, 2009 at 9:09 AM , Anonymous Sornie said...

I find it ironic that the telephone company actually uses 911 for emergencies. I though that maybe they had some more direct way of reaching the authorities.

 
At May 13, 2009 at 9:32 AM , Anonymous JihadGene said...

I think the smelly stuff in the fridge was just good-old Korean kimchee!

Glad I don't play soccer!

Mr Happy must work at McDonald's or Ronald's a "Chester" (the molester).

 
At May 13, 2009 at 9:39 AM , Anonymous flyinfox-satx said...

That was a happy meal....Next you will be telling me that it was glow in the Dark....

 
At May 13, 2009 at 10:02 AM , Anonymous Maddy said...

Ugh!

 
At May 13, 2009 at 11:55 AM , Anonymous curmudgeon said...

Bah. She was probably just trying to hide it from her parents. You know how it is, they teach sex education earlier and earlier in schools nowdays.

 
At May 13, 2009 at 12:16 PM , Anonymous prepinparadise said...

I happen to think the condom-in-a-happy meal combo is a great idea. Have you seen how these brats dress nowadays?

 
At May 13, 2009 at 1:30 PM , Anonymous JihadGene said...

Hammer- I got a dedicated video just for you at my place.
Gene

 
At May 13, 2009 at 1:53 PM , Anonymous El Capitan said...

I always thought Mayor McCheese was a kiddy-diddling pervert...

 
At May 13, 2009 at 4:04 PM , Anonymous Ripple said...

Yeah, and that Hamburglar....sure....we know what kind of burglar he really is.

 
At May 13, 2009 at 7:17 PM , Anonymous H2o said...

That poor kid is going to need help for a long time...

 
At May 13, 2009 at 8:04 PM , Anonymous Barbara(aka Layla) said...

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW to number one and three!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

number two is just .... horrific

 
At May 13, 2009 at 8:05 PM , Anonymous Scarlet said...

A condom in a Happy Meal?? It's probably that pedophile clown's, Ronald McDonald's.

Damn, I hate clowns!

 
At May 14, 2009 at 7:20 AM , Anonymous terri said...

It must be a rare occurrence when someone cleans the fridge in that office. That's the reason we have a weekly cleaning schedule in our office. Everyone takes a turn. Otherwise people will put stuff in there and forget about it forever.

 
At May 14, 2009 at 12:12 PM , Anonymous DebbieKinIL said...

LOL-sending the McD one to my sis. Her company does all their menu boards.

 
At May 16, 2009 at 12:16 PM , Anonymous FHB said...

Damn. That would be a happy meal... ribbed for her pleasure.

 
At May 17, 2009 at 3:32 PM , Anonymous Dan O. said...

A McDonalds spokesperson has asked that the aforementioned condom stop being referred to as the "special sauce dispenser".

 

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