Children's letters to the Democratic party
Children are especially interested in the upcoming election. Here are some letters received recently by the Democratic National Committee.
"Does everyone in my family move to Canada if Obama is elected, or is it just everyone on my Daddy's side?" - Henrietta, Age 11,
"How is my daddy going to get his money for retirement if Obama is going to take it all and give it to the cracker heads?" - Jenny, Age 10
"Does Obama only wear a turban when he visits his family in Kenya?" - Katherine, Age 13,
"I'm saving myslef for marage, Is Obama going to make me have sex with my girlfriend and smoke marniguana and cigarittes before I'm old enough? - Jonathan, Age 12
"I'm so scared of Obama! Is he going to bite my head off and feed it to the Puff Daddy like Momma says?" - Jack, Age 7,
"What is a half-breeded nappity headed comanist snoffabeach?" Gillian , Age 5
"Will Obama make my Daddy pay shaniqua more money to clean my bedroom? And can I still boss her around alot? I like it when she always calls me 'ma'am!" - Alison , Age 7,
"If Obama gets elected, is he going to let negroes live in my tree-fort!?" - Jimmy, Age 11,
"Does Obama think my daddy makes too much money? Is Obama gonna give daddy's money to Uncle Cecil so he can buy cracked cains? Mom says Obama wants to make her stamp her food, why??? - Nancy, Age 11,
"Dad's being saying this word lots when he reads about the Obama.... so What is a Knee Gar anyway? It sounds scary! Is it like a crocodile?" - Amy, Age 6
"Is Rushi Limbargh gonna stop Obama before he makes the white house secstion 8?" Todd, Age 9,
"Why does daddy cuss so much when Obama is on TV?" - Benjamin, Age 8
posted by Bill Rowland @ August 21, 2008
13 Comments
13 Comments:
I have tried this year to not talk to much of my opinion in politics to my son and make him watch the news and see what he thinks.
He told me that Obama and his wife Hillary were scary to him.
Asked if we would be the same country and have the same freedoms if either of them got in office.
yeah even kids can tell.
bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahaha!
snort!
chortle!
hehehe...
... and may I add a *gigglesnort* to nanc's comment!
I came up behind a Prius with an Obama '08 bumper sticker (courtesy of moveon.org) right here in my peaceful quiet white village. I wanted to push it through the red light out into traffic. How on earth could anyone in their right mind even consider voting for such an incapable wet behind the (giant) ears nimrod for president? Never mind he's 12% black...he parties with convicted felons and known terrorists. His church is a complete disgrace. His wife looks like a monkey and sounds like one too when she opens her mouth. He criticizes McCain for his wealth as he sits in the lap of luxury himself. The guy is just a waste of time. Shame on anyone who wastes a vote on him.
Nappity? LOL! Great stuff!!
I'm speechless.
I think parents need to be a little more careful around their children.
Now you may not agree, but prejudism is learned at home.
Now I am not even voting this year. They both make me sick.
I'm having a hard time trying to figure out if your for or against Obama?
Once again, Hammer doesn't sugar coat it...
Dude,
I know what side of the fence your on. I love your writing, keep it up...
Yeah, as if- like kids that age can write. These are the McCain ads, aren't they?
BAWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
"If Obama gets elected, is he going to let negroes live in my tree-fort!?" - Jimmy, Age 11,
Dear Jimmy..yep.
I was spitting coffee when reading this, but started choing after reading beachgirl's:
"but prejudism is learned at home."
That was too funny.
Thanks! It was as funny as hearing that Biden is Barack Whose-Named Obama's running mate!
"Is he going to bite my head off and feed it to the Puff Daddy"
Coffee just spurted out of my nose!!!
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