Ten things I've learned in life.

1. You will never succeed in trying to please someone who maintains a negative outlook on life. There will always be something wrong with whatever you give or do for them.

2. If you see someone driving dangerously, erratically and without regard to the safety of others, you can assume one of three things: The driver is a testosterone filled punk, is drunk or on a cell phone. Maybe all three.

3. Pretty much anything you read, see on TV, or hear by word of mouth is misrepresented, embellished, misinformed or just an outright lie. Luckily, many blogs devote themselves to refuting these mainstream deceptions.

4. Anytime you see someone on TV selling a system that will supposedly make you thousands of dollars per day with little effort, consider this; if their system works so well, why don't they just do it and keep all the money for themselves?

5. A true friend will tell you things you may not want to hear.

6. People complain about being gouged and ripped off by companies charging high prices. As a result many folks support laws regulating prices. In reality, companies only charge what the market will bear. Whenever prices are regulated by the government, it creates massive shortages due to the fact that companies will not produce items that they cannot sell at a profit.

7. People with a shitty out look on life need to pull their heads out of their asses and come up for air every once in a while.

8. It is a waste of time trying to help someone who doesn't even bother to help themselves.

9. A Socialist will give the shirt off YOUR back to help his fellow man.

10. A TV evangelist who makes millions of dollars from his fame and ministry is uniquely qualified to preach about sin.