Getting even.

I'm not a confrontational person but I will do things to people that have wronged me. I'm usually sneaky enough to pull off the dirty trick without my mark being any wiser.

Usually people don't make me angry enough to even consider retaliation, but sometimes something has to be done for my own peace of mind.

To the neighbor who reported me for having weeds in the drainage ditch next to my house:

If they had come over and asked nicely I would have fixed it right then. Instead I got a warning that could have had me kicked out of my own house.

I bought a 10Lb sack of various wildflower seeds and poured them throughout my neighbors property. They were out there every other day in the 110 degree heat pulling the strange looking weeds.

That bitches face sure was red...

To the lady boss at my temp job who made my life a living hell by constantly berating me and making derogatory comments for no particular reason.

She had one of those push button code locks on her office door where the days receipts were counted and stored. She didn't know I used to install the exact same lock. One day during lunch, I reset the code to 1234 and she about had a nervous breakdown trying to explain why the money wasn't going to the bank.

One company I worked for had remote PC control where you could take over anyones computer in the building. Nobody knew how to do it except for the MIS person and myself. Most everyone else had very little computer knowledge outside of data entry and everyone's password was still the default "password"

One purchasing lady was a liar, a crook and part time prostitute, she had sabotaged my work on numerous occasions to make herself look better. She was also extremely paranoid and high strung. One day when she was working late, I logged into her computer remotely while she was typing a letter.

I kept typing "fucking bitch" in the middle of her sentences. After minute or so she stopped and then I wrote in huge letters "YOU ARE BEING WATCHED" She called in sick for a week and was too paranoid to screw with anyone after that. After that day, her eyes were always darting around and she walked around the halls with her head down like she was trying to stay under the radar.

One morning I drew a cartoon of a giant purple penis and made it the desk top wallpaper for everyone in the company. When the employees came in that morning and powered on their PC, the first thing they saw was my gigantic purple phallic creation. This one was investigated, because we had some hard core 7th day adventists running the company. Since I was good friends with the guy who ran the servers, he told everyone it was a computer virus.

I haven't had much chance to do anything lately. I guess it's better to be out of the rat race altogether.