Hammer's 26th ***Adult content warning***
posted by Bill Rowland @ May 24, 2007
27 Comments
When your only tool is a hammer
Continuation of a blog that I lost 10-11 years ago
Thursday, May 24, 2007
Previous Posts
- Some silly stuff and fun with Photoshop
- More things that piss me off
- Thanks for the questions on Dear Hammer
- Hammer's guide to bathroom ettiquete
- Hammer's Disney World and Orlando Guide
- Rude food across Asia
- Lost Iraqis UPDATE!
- Doing the right thing...How do you feel about it?
- Rosie calls American troops Terrorists
- Took a walk in the park today.
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27 Comments:
Well, shucks. I literally have my four-year-old cuddled onto my arm right now, sucking on a juice box, so I'm not even going to take the risk and click on this! I'll have to come back under darkness of night...
Good Job Hammer. It brought back some great memories...er...maybe I've said too much. Cheers!!
OMG... I'm going to get in trouble at work... I'm laughing so hard, I'm crying, and I didn't even get to finish watching, for fear of being discovered!!!
Ooooh, I like the big fat one...it might not explode under me!
Good Thursday morning Hammer ! Makes me wonder if any of my boyfriends have ever played with one....
omg this is wayyyyyy too nuts...should I wonder where you got your inspiration from????lmao
Shucks! I hate when they block me from seeing video.
I pressed "play", saw the Hill Clinton blow up doll, and turned it off before screaming and throwing the laptop across the room.
If this wasn't so hilarious I'd be disgusted. Men are so weird. But at least some have a sense of humour. Good job.
And please tell me you found all the images on the net and didn't take them yourself.
Goodness gracious me. LOL.. It was funny. Good post. This maybe more information than needed but I was told that a friend of my moms plays with one. LOL.. I had alway asked why she didnt have a husband and that was my moms explanation.
It's amazing what men will stick their dicks in!
You are one Sick Bastard- I have never been so offended in my life! I DEMAND the address of those Doll Manufacturers or web sites where I can "WRITE" them and tell them what I think..
"justa minute honey--I'm coming..."
wife alert
wink wink nudge nudge say no more no what i mean
Love it Hammer- one of the best yet!
J
see what happens when your blonde. hehehehehe
Jocelyn: good idea! :)
matt-man: hope you have pictures ;)
terri: Oh go ahead and show it to your co-workers ;)
Mushy: They had a rosanne doll too but I forgot to include it.
annie: I never met anyone who admitted to it but you never know ;)
canadian: I haven't been right in the head for a long time ;)
carrie: DOH!
snay: Dang I should have saved Hillary for last.
Jeannie: I've been to parties where folks get drunk, pull out their sex dolls and bounce them around the room or throw them in the pool but this time none of the pics are mine :)
Tweety: I guess they don't talk back and when they get in the way you just pull the plug ;)
Jenny: I know! the Hillary doll is double proof of that ;)
John: I wonder if they come shipped in a plain brown wrapper ;)
Burfica: lol I'm not touching that one ;)
Personally I'd prefer the living breathing sheep,baaaaa.
I'm with lexcen. As long as you have a warm, cuddly sheep and a tall boot to put their back feet in, who needs an inflatable doll? *winks*
Hammer,
It just keeps getting better and better!
Flyinfox_SATX
Rosanne huh, I'd have to turn it over!
All I want for my birthday is...MORE VIDEOS BY HAMMER!!!
You are a unique man, sir, but may I suggest you don't allow Marvin to see that poodle.
That subway car looks a lot like the ones in Toronto...yup.
Veritas et Fidelis Semper
I agree with Deborah; Marvin would definitely want one of those.
My son ran across a site that sells used sex dolls....EWWWW!
Dear TSHSMOM: Until further notice that is THE most disg...putrid thing I ever read!!! It's one thing to want to sell those, but who would?
Veritas et Fidelis Semper
lexcen: but then the neighbors want to call the authorities or worse...share.
AD: If you teach em to back up to the fence you can leave the boots at home ;)
flyinfox: thanks bud :)
mushy: I'm game as long as it doesn't talk ;)
tshsmom: That is apalling, I hope they douche them or something...
Deborah: I agree!
I had a stump trianed sheep once ewwwww! LOL
J
Made an obscene clone fall and hooked up with her at Dolly Woods. Had a sheepish grin on face but she pulled the wool over my eyes and took my money! I had to Ram a stick up her shear ------- to get her to stop. She was baaaaaad!
John: lol You should write a book :D
Deborah, I KNOW! If someone grew tired of their doll, why wouldn't they just roll it up into a paper bag and throw it away?
What's even more disturbing, is the thought of someone actually BUYING a used doll. How revolting!!
I am so proud of you. What talent!
Rosanne? Pretty bad when you gotta put a bag over the head of your blow-up "date".
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