Meme
Saw this meme over at Bagwine so I thought I'd try it.
LIST FOUR SENTENCES YOU'VE NEVER SAID BEFORE:
1. Rosie O'Donnell is so right on this issue...
2. Lets go shopping for bath towels and curtains...
3. Hillary Clinton won't be so bad once we get to know her..
4. Are there any romantic comedies playing at the movie theater this week?
LIST ANY NUMBER OF SONG TITLES THAT DESCRIBE HOW YOU'VE FELT THIS WEEK:
1. Beer Drinkers and hell raisers, ZZ top
2. Am I going insane, Black Sabbath
3. Piss up a rope, Ween
IMAGINE YOU'RE HAVING THE IDEAL PERFECT DAY. WHAT FOUR THINGS WOULD YOU BE DOING?
1. Bowling
2. Reading in the newspaper that Fred Thompson is our new President.
3. Buying a new gun.
4. Watching a John Milius movie
MAKE UP FIVE CREATIVE NAMES FOR A NEW ROCK BAND:
1. Slick Willie and the red rockets
2. Testicular inflammation
3. Connie lingus and the crotch gobblers
4. Dysentary
5. Stump broke Sammy
CONGRATULATIONS! YOU GET TO GO BACK IN TIME AND ENSURE THAT THREE SONGS WERE NEVER WRITTEN, THUS SPARING HUMANITY FROM EVER HAVING TO HEAR THEM. WHAT THREE SONGS WOULD GET THE AXE?
1. Give Pat Benetar's father a condom
2. All out of love, Air Supply
3. Private Eyes, Hall and Oates
Anyone who wants to do this is welcome. I can't wait to see what you come up with.
posted by Bill Rowland @ March 30, 2007
26 Comments
26 Comments:
This is one of those memes that even if you don't like memes you want to do one. I must work on this.
Yours are deadly. In a good way. Hard to top.
Love your idea of a great day. I'm there man, accept for the bowling. Haven't done that in a long time.
So with you on the AIR SUPPLY Gawd!!
And cussin' you out like a BIG DOG for puttin' 'private eyes are watchin you' in my brain again AARRGGG!!!!!
My private
eyes
*clap clap*
are
watchin' you
*clap clap*
my priiiiivate eyeeeeeez
PS:
My abusive aunt made me SING that Air Supply song to her when i was about 9 or 10... she was like, i want to hear this song, sing it NOW!
she was a bitch, it was the country, not much else to do.
Your band names were ummmm... interesting..lol
Kim was right. I went ahead and did it.
Click me
What a coincidence, I’ll be going to a ZZ Top concert in the near future. There aren’t too many things I like more than watching Billy Gibbons doing what he does on that Telecaster. I know this doesn’t have anything to do with the point of your post but oh well. Also, I agree, Hall and Oats suck.
I don't think I could do this one.
1. There are no 4 sentences I have never said. I have said everything 5 times. I would need another language.
2. There's only 1 song.
Hi-ho, hi-ho, it's off to work we go.
3. I have any number of perfect days - they are generally ruined by anxiety.
4. I never could come up with names for rock bands - they all seem so random
5. There are few songs I wouldn't want erased after hearing them for the hundredth time.
Sometimes, I'm just no fun.
Kim: thanks :) Can't wait to see it.
infinitesimal: That was just mean ;) And that aunt was whacko.
snowmanpoop: I used to go to see local music alot ;)
gunny: Good ones!
slaghammer: I never get tired of ZZ top. Well except maybe their early 90's stuff. And yes hall and oates...I always expected them to start making out or something ewww.
jeannie: I'll need to think up an "anti meme" for you ;)
fathairybastard: How many other sports include pitchers of beer? ;)
"IMAGINE YOU'RE HAVING THE IDEAL PERFECT DAY. WHAT FOUR THINGS WOULD YOU BE DOING?"
Having sex at the hot springs.
(that's two)
A few beers in front of the fire in the evening, then sex again.
Ah, a perfect day.
But dear Hammer, how could I ever be as clever as you?
LIST FOUR SENTENCES YOU'VE NEVER SAID BEFORE:
1. Oprah Winfrey is my mother...
2. I absolutely love going to tracker pulls...
3. He is too tall...
4. Please call me at 5 a.m. to tell me good morning before you go to work.
LIST ANY NUMBER OF SONG TITLES THAT DESCRIBE HOW YOU'VE FELT THIS WEEK:
1. Like a Virgin
2. Hotblooded
3. He's just a Gigolo
IMAGINE YOU'RE HAVING THE IDEAL PERFECT DAY. WHAT FOUR THINGS WOULD YOU BE DOING?
1. Laying on the beach in 75 degree weather
2. Drinking a Mazzz's Marvelous Margarita
3. Having my feet rubbed
4. Reading my reviews on my new novel (that I haven't written)
MAKE UP FIVE CREATIVE NAMES FOR A NEW ROCK BAND:
1. We is dumbasses
2. Randy For You
3. Cheap Thrill
4. Chick Teasers
5. Hardcore Metalnuts
CONGRATULATIONS! YOU GET TO GO BACK IN TIME AND ENSURE THAT THREE SONGS WERE NEVER WRITTEN, THUS SPARING HUMANITY FROM EVER HAVING TO HEAR THEM. WHAT THREE SONGS WOULD GET THE AXE?
1. Luca
2. Betcha By Golly Wow
3. Sara
Hope you are bowling today, Hammer ! Happy Friday --
Cool choice of songs. I like your idea of a perfect day too. Hope you get loads of these. (Probably minus what you read in the news though 'cos that's not up to you-obviously and unfortunately)
I might do that some day.
Your ideal day is great except for we dont drink acohol here. I mean in our house hold. I dont like the taste of it. But bowling I could do with. Your bands are pretty cool also. I am not so sure I could do this one but it was fun to read and I do, do a meme when it presents it self to me. As you can see I love posting pix of my girls. They are my pride and joy. Hope you enjoy and by the way do you mind if I add you to my side bar? Tweets.
Very Good Hammer!! Thanks for the promo. I'll have to add you to my site for that ya big lug. Cheers!!
bbc: thats good too :)
carrie: lol lots of caffiene and beer shake well ;)
robin: Thanks for visitng, Cool answers!
annie: thanks :)
la cremiere: thanks I'd like to se your answers :)
tweety: I'd be honored and I'll return the favor :)
matt-man: Thanks, I'll add yours too :)
that's great now that makes two meme's I wanna do. hehehehe
"Let's go shopping for bathtowels and curtains" Ah hahahahahahaha!! I bet only gay men EVER say that!! ;)
I love your perfect day....justs reinforces to me how 'simple' men are - and I mean that in a 'not complicated' way (like us women!!) =)
You are sooooo missing out if you don't watch romantic comedies! 8D
Great meme - i might try it....
Oh jesus, I'm with you on Air Supply, but dare I suggest that "Making Love Out of Nothing At All" actually deserves to be cut first? ;)
Good answers Hammer!
I gave it a try, but mine aren't nearly as good as yours.
Testicular inflammation - ouch!
Are you feeling kicked in the crotch?
burfica: glad you liked it :)
kb: I'm pretty easy to please :) As for romantic comedies I've tried and they give me a rash ;)
allie: oh damn you had to mention that other awful song, I'm blaming you if it gets stuck in my head ;)
groovy: I'll check it out, I'm sure yours is great!
nomas: Bingo! ;)
I couldn't agree more on those 3 songs that would get the axe...
Now I've got that tune "I'm all out of love, I'm so lost without you..." all in my head and can't get it out. Thanks, thought we were cool bro... LMAO!
Fred Thompson rocks! I'd vote for him any day.
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