Quickie
An elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked the pharmacist for the little blue "Viagra" pill.
The pharmacist asked "How many?"
The man replied, "Just a few, maybe a half dozen. I cut each one into four pieces."
The pharmacist said, "That's too small a dose. That won't get you through intimacy.
The old fellow said, "Oh, I'm past eighty years old and I don't even think about intimacy much anymore. I just want it to stick out far enough so I don't pee on my new golf shoes.
posted by Bill Rowland @ March 27, 2007
8 Comments
8 Comments:
In dog years I am 101 and I have no problem with the pinkpencil... theres is life in this old dog! Ask Maria Carey..
That's awesome. Love it.
eeeeeeew, Hammmer !!!!! I don't want to visualize that !
Hope your Tuesday is going well !
Well I'm only 63 and I don't have that problem being as it still gets up at least once a day. But if I get to that point I hope I have sense enough to just spread my legs. :-)
Men in thier thirtys are taking viagra today, just ask my girlfriends!
'Pink pencil' LMAO!
Damn.
I don't get why some don't work properly! Aren't they supposed to work forever??
Good to see yours is still right up there with the best of them, BBC!! ;)
I want to know if guys ever think about anything except sports and their peckers.
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