A to Z jobs meme
I've seen this meme running around several blogs so I thought I'd try it.
alphabetical order of jobs you’ve been paid for
A. Alcohol server.
B. Bouncer
C. Computer Repairman
D. Department store clerk
E. Emergency electrician,
F. Field Technician,
G. Gopher
H. Handyman
I Ice cream taster (not kidding)
J. Janitor
K. Karaoke DJ
L. Line installer
M. Money Counter
N. Network administrator
O. Oil changer
P. Planner (manufacturing)
Q. Question answerer. (help desk)
R. Recycler
S. Shipping clerk
T. Television installer
U. Underwear folder
V. Vehicle repairer
W. Warehouse supervisor
X-mas display window designer
Y. Yard care
Z. Zip code checker (mail room)
posted by Bill Rowland @ March 26, 2007
26 Comments
26 Comments:
That's truly amazing that you've had that many jobs and could work them into the alphabet. I'm Impressed. I couldn't come close unless there's 24 ways to say mother and housekeeper.
Jeannie: I can honestly say as a parent that there are dozens of A to Z jobs contained within that one role.
Money counter... did u work for a drug lord?
I just have a few mainly all falling under A
All around bull shit handler
snowmanpoop: Nah, I just had to do the books and count the days take for a couple of businesses. They may have been crooks for all I know :)
Only kind of out of the ordinary job I worked was as a dishwasher at a mob run restaurant. Bonus - that's where I met my wife.
LoL...this is great! Underwear Folder? I'm not questioning whether or not you have actually worked at folding underwear...just chuckling at the fact. Very Entertaining Hammer!
Holy shit hammer.
I'm not going to call you work challenged....
Your just very experienced in everything.
Hahahaha!! Question answerer - that one's the best job title!!
You've had a hell-of-a-lot of jobs....I thought Z would be hard - but nope, you've done it all!!
That's a cool meme!!
Phosgene: did you get to see anybody get whacked? Was your wife the daughter of a mob boss? Now you've got me curious :)
Skinnyblonde: Unfortunately yes I have stood for hours folding, tagging and putting price tags on underwear. Since then I just throw mine in a drawer straight from the dryer.
Ryan: lol, I usually started a job at the bottom and worked my way up through the ranks, so I've held several titles at the same place of employment.
kb: Help desk was the most frustrating because I had to help really really uh "challenged" people.
Damn, man, that's a lot of shit to have done. I recognised about 30% of it, but i admire your ability to fit it all togethar.
I to have had many jobs and skills. More than I'm going to bother too list.
But the most interesting and frustrating one is being God, and telling the idiots on this planet that we are God in evolution.
And I don't even fucking get paid for it. On the other hand, I don't do it for the money, money mongering is for the christian ministers.
fathairybastard: Thanks, it wasn't easy but luckily I remember most every unpleasant task handed to me :)
BBC: I'm sure all those jobs helped you come to some realization. I know my worst nastiest jobs improved me as a person.
underwear folder?! who the buggery wants their underwear folded... a sign of madness me thinks...
I never would have expected to hear God say the F word, but, fuck, I guess it's open season now!
missfee: that's what I kept telling my boss but they wouldn't listen :)
jp: I'm just relieved I'm not going to hell for saying fuck all the time.
Great list Hammer...There are a few interesting things listed here that you should expand upon...LOL
How are you doing this Tuesday morning, Hammer ?
I suppose I have done everything from alpha to zulu in the Corps...
Which would include underwear folder, though my own, but being that it was required for inspection it would fall under an official job requirement.
wow that's alot. I've had alot also, but I don't think I could fit the entire alphabet up there, unless I was snarky. hehehehe
Fuck is one of Gods favorite words.
Fucking this...
Fucking that....
Fucking monkeys....
Fuck, fuck, fuck..... We say that a lot in heaven. :-) :-) :-)
mrsjosegoldbloom: Well I just might :)
annie: hanging in there :)
gunz: I can imagine you could probably run through a couple alpahbets :)
burfica: snarky is where it's at ;)
bbc: that's a fucking relief ;)
Good lord! You have had a lot of jobs!
You made me want to be an ice cream taster. I would love to get paid for that.. I'm really good at it too, no training required and I can start immediately. Let me know if you hear of any openings. :D
Underwear folder? Male or female?
groovy: It wasn't all that fun, I had to taste some nasty stuff from companies that wanted us to carry their products. Especially the healthfood diet crap blechh!
jingo: womens underwear mostly...
I've never folded womens underwear, just let it fall where I tossed it.
He, he, he.
Underwear folder??? Haha
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