Monday, March 26, 2007

Golfing







An 80-year old man called Tex goes to the doctor for a check-up.The doctor is amazed at what good shape the guy is in and asks, "How do you stay in such great physical condition?""


I'm a golfer," says the old guy, "and that's why I'm in such good shape. I'm up well before daylight and out golfing up and down the fairways."


"Well," says the doctor, "I'm sure that helps, but here's got to be more to it. How old was your dad when he died?""Who said my dad's dead?" The doctor is amazed. "You mean you're 80 years old and your dad's still alive. How old is he?""He's 100 years old," says the old golfer.


"In fact he golfed with me this morning, and that's why he's still alive . . he's a golfer too.


""Well," the doctor says, "that's great, but I'm sure there's more to it than that. How about your dad's dad? How old was he when he died?""Who said my grandpa's dead?"Stunned, the doctor asks, "You mean you're 80years old and your grandfather is still living! Incredible, how old is he?" "He's 118 years old," says the old golfer .


The doctor is getting frustrated at this point, "So, I guess he went golfing with you this morning too?" "No. Grandpa couldn't go this morning because he's getting married today."At this point the doctor is close to losing it, "Getting married! Why would a 118 year-old guy want to getmarried?"
"Who said he wanted to? The bride is pregnant..."

16 Comments:

At March 26, 2007 at 2:34 PM , Anonymous BobG said...

Never could get interested in golf, I'm afraid, but I did have a theory of how it was invented. My theory is that Scottish sheepherders got bored, and started knocking sheep turds into gopher holes with stickes, and started keeping score.

 
At March 26, 2007 at 2:38 PM , Anonymous Hammer said...

I've played a few times, it's ok.

You are probably correct on it's origin.

 
At March 26, 2007 at 2:53 PM , Anonymous Joker_SATX said...

LOL..Ya got me on that one...Ok, since Golf is the theme here...here is a little bit of trivia for you.

What Golf Really means:

Gentlemen
Only
Ladies
Forbidden

That is a true acronym and where the word Golf originated from back in Scotland in the good ole days.

Flyinfox_SATX

 
At March 26, 2007 at 3:50 PM , Anonymous Doggy Smile said...

Hee-hee-hee.
Never played golf, but love seeing the green peacefulness of the courses ! I'd love to live with a view of one...
Hope you have a good Monday Hammer. Have you heard from your Dad again ?

 
At March 26, 2007 at 4:57 PM , Anonymous Hammer said...

Flyinfox: Well dang maybe thay should put that on the sign ;)

Annie: I have him the number of a good lawyer and he's sending me Email jokes so I figure he's ok for the moment. I kind of want to calm down before I discuss the matter with him further.

 
At March 26, 2007 at 7:25 PM , Anonymous KB said...

Hahahahaha

....and no I didn't get your email!

 
At March 26, 2007 at 9:39 PM , Anonymous FHB said...

Golf's like a lot of other things; really fun if you're good at it, mostly fun if you try hard enough, and generally fun even if you suck at it but have good friends to do it with. One good shot or putt now and then is usually enough to keep you goin'.

 
At March 26, 2007 at 10:36 PM , Anonymous Hammer said...

kb: New email sent :)

fathairy bastard, A couple of 250 yard drives onto the green has kept my interest. But most of the time I'm skipping rocks lol

 
At March 27, 2007 at 2:45 AM , Anonymous Kirsten N. Namskau said...

Ohhh, then I will never play golf, cos i don't want to become sooo old.

 
At March 27, 2007 at 3:20 AM , Anonymous KB said...

Something is wrong with my gmail. I think it thought your email was spam or something.

Ummmm can you try my www.songsforkids.blogspot.com gmail thingy?

Thanks and sorry!! =)

 
At March 27, 2007 at 5:43 AM , Anonymous Ordinary Janet said...

I'm wondering if Viagra was involved there...

 
At March 27, 2007 at 7:40 AM , Anonymous gunz said...

LMAO!!! I don't what to say other than damn that was funny...

 
At March 27, 2007 at 11:02 AM , Anonymous Hammer said...

kirsten: unless they supply a cart I'll agree with you there :)

kb: sent again :)

janet: and stilts and crazy glue ;)

gunz: Yeah once in a while a good one comes along :)

 
At March 27, 2007 at 11:44 AM , Anonymous Groovy Lady said...

LOL.. that was cute Hammer.

I've played mini golf and goofy golf.. does that count? Maybe it will add on a year or two to my lifespan, lol.

 
At March 27, 2007 at 1:25 PM , Anonymous No Mas said...

Funny - thanks for the laughh. I played golf in college - never was very good but it was challenging.

 
At March 27, 2007 at 1:26 PM , Anonymous No Mas said...

Funny - thanks for the laughh. I played golf in college - never was very good but it was challenging.

 

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