Friday, May 22, 2009

Joke

A man on a business trip is sitting in a bar far from home when Barack Obama
comes on TV.

The man looks at the TV and says, "Obama is a horse's ass."
Out of nowhere, a local jumps up and punches him in the
face knocking the man off his bar stool, then stomps out.

He gets up, rubbing his cheek and orders another beer.
Shortly after, Michelle Obama appears on the TV.
He looks at the TV and says, "She is a horse's ass too!"

Out of nowhere, another local punches him on the other
side of the face, knocking him off his bar stool again.
He gets back up and looks at the bartender, "I take
it this is Obama country?"

"Nope." replies the bartender. "Horse country."

14 Comments:

At May 22, 2009 at 11:05 AM , Anonymous curmudgeon said...

BWAAAHHHH!!!!!

I like it!

 
At May 22, 2009 at 11:42 AM , Anonymous flyinfox-satx said...

OK, I got a chuckle out of that one!

 
At May 22, 2009 at 12:13 PM , Anonymous tweetey30 said...

oh goodness sake..LOL.. Thanks for the laugh..

 
At May 22, 2009 at 12:33 PM , Anonymous Diller said...

LMAO,one I'll try to remember to share:)

 
At May 22, 2009 at 12:50 PM , Anonymous Grandpa-Old Soldier said...

Very good. But the fact remains he is a horses ass.

 
At May 22, 2009 at 3:22 PM , Anonymous CharlieDelta said...

HA HA! I saw that one coming!

 
At May 22, 2009 at 3:41 PM , Anonymous IEAT_SNOWMANPOOP said...

there is a local radio station here where the guys in the morning say the media is so in love with obama that they predict by the end of the year one of them will run up and kiss him right on the mouth

 
At May 22, 2009 at 3:52 PM , Anonymous Easily Lost said...

I think you owe me a keyboard. Mine got a coke bath. Oh, and you owe me a coke too.

 
At May 22, 2009 at 5:06 PM , Anonymous H2o said...

BWHAHAHAHAHAHAH....

 
At May 22, 2009 at 7:27 PM , Anonymous Borepatch said...

Sir, I expect that someday we shall be roommates at the reeducation camp.

;-)

 
At May 22, 2009 at 9:40 PM , Anonymous terri said...

Perfect!

 
At May 23, 2009 at 4:43 AM , Anonymous USA_Admiral said...

Best one today!

 
At May 23, 2009 at 8:47 AM , Anonymous ChickenHammer said...

LMAO!!

 
At May 24, 2009 at 9:15 AM , Anonymous JihadGene said...

HORSE COUNTRY!!!

 

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