Some things to think about

Don't ever assume the race, sex or even species of a blogger until they post a picture. Even if their name is "Sparkle the Sapphire queen", don't go making assumptions about their plumbing.

Some visitors to your blog will leave comments that are 16pages long and ramble about the military industrial complex and how aliens are enslaving hooters waitresses. It's best not to respond or engage in dialog with such person...nothing good will come of it.

When waiting at a four way stop sign look over at the person waiting at the opposite side of the intersection. Now imagine the very stupidest thing that person could ever possibly do. They will not disappoint you.

The news recently reported that illegal aliens are travelling back across the border to Mexico in droves. It seems the slow economy and restrictions on access to social welfare for illegals is making it uncomfortable for them in the United States....Millions have left in recent months.The main concern in the article was the strain this exodus would put on the Mexican welfare and education system.

No I am not joking...the news was lamenting about how the poor overburdened Mexican government was going to be able to take care of all these people who had been residing in the US.

I couldn't sleep last night so I watched the biography of James Brown. Apparently this guy could do no wrong. Even though he constantly beat up his wives and girlfriends to the point of hospitalization, the writers excused it and attributed it to his mother abandoning him as a baby. Then they played sad music as they told of Brown's troubled childhood. This totally explained and pardoned his abusive and violent behavior towards women. I had to shut it off before I puked.


Oh well here's a funny.