Sunday, May 11, 2008

Mothers day

I hope all you moms out there a great Mothers day.

I picked up some flowers and candy, The kids made cards and poems to give their mom.

I got up this morning and made 2 slabs of ribs and we went to my nephews house for a pool party. When I got there I steamed 2 pounds of crab legs with an old propane turkey fryer.

The kids played with their cousins and the rest of us just sat around and visited.

I'm not much into swimming, I usually only do it at the coast or at a hotel pool.

We also hung out with my nephew's in laws. They treat me, my wife and kids better than our own family. It's good to hang out with down to earth decent folks.

The funniest moment was when a friend of the family who's a trucker was telling us how to deal with "Lot Lizards". He said he got so tired of them knocking on the door of his truck, that he had to find a way to get some sleep. The trick he uses is to drop a wadded up paper towel outside his window so they think that he's already "done" for the night.

This was so funny because, he was explaining this to my baptist mother in law who has never been exposed to anything in her life. She had no idea what he was talking about and I wasn't about to spell it out.

27 Comments:

At May 11, 2008 at 8:08 PM , Anonymous Mushy said...

Lot better eats than we had, and a funnier ending too! Great.

 
At May 12, 2008 at 3:10 AM , Anonymous Evil Transport Lady said...

Heh I cooked on Mother's day:) Just Tacos.....Lot lizards?? Geez!

Also why does your family treat you badly? Wait don't answer:) I understand:)

 
At May 12, 2008 at 4:49 AM , Anonymous jennifer said...

Unfortunately, you DON'T have to explain Lot Lizzards to me. I have heard my fair share of stories. But, there's nothing new under the sun.

Sounds as though you had a nice day with the wife and kiddos. Hope that you have a great week!

Jennifer

 
At May 12, 2008 at 5:17 AM , Anonymous tweetey30 said...

i did all the cooking yesterday but took a couple hours to myself to take a bath and have no kids asking stupid questions. made dad deal with them... LOL...

 
At May 12, 2008 at 5:23 AM , Anonymous Jeannie said...

Next Mother's Day you can come to my house. I don't have a pool so you don't have to decline to swim in it.

We have a good friend who's a trucker that gets pestered by the "lizards". But he called them something else which escapes me now. Before he said anything, I had no clue there were such women out there. I wouldn't know about the crack whore that sells her talent in front of the tanning salon either if no one told me. I'm pretty oblivious.

 
At May 12, 2008 at 5:27 AM , Anonymous Matt-Man said...

Sounds like fun. Love the Lot Lizard sign. Cheers!!

 
At May 12, 2008 at 6:20 AM , Anonymous ordinaryjanet said...

sometimes ignorance is bliss.

 
At May 12, 2008 at 6:56 AM , Anonymous terri said...

Sounds like some fabulous food! I'd love to hear the Lot Lizard conversation come up at one of the gatherings with my in-laws. My holier-than-thou SILs would turn inside out!

 
At May 12, 2008 at 7:39 AM , Anonymous Burfica said...

that is so funny, sounds like how innocent my mom was. She had to have people explain stuff to her all the time.

 
At May 12, 2008 at 7:57 AM , Anonymous nanc said...

my family took me to chinese boofay! NOPE - we didn't beat the baptists...again. even the assemblies of God people beat us.

lot lizards - bwaaaaaaaaahahaha~!

 
At May 12, 2008 at 8:50 AM , Anonymous Real Live Lesbian said...

LOVE that pic with the flaming red hair on the lizard. Hey wait...I'M a redhead.

Mmm mmm...ribs and crab legs. Some lucky Moms to have you cook for 'em!

 
At May 12, 2008 at 10:14 AM , Anonymous minijonb said...

lot lizard, eh... now i need to practice that phrase in a sentence so i can pass the vocab quiz.

 
At May 12, 2008 at 10:21 AM , Anonymous Aprilwine said...

I'm not baptist, but I have to admit I didn't really get this until thinking about it. I take it a Lot Lizard is a glorified hooker? Maybe glorified is the wrong word. hehehe

 
At May 12, 2008 at 10:56 AM , Anonymous CrystalChick said...

Ah... Mom's love handmade cards and poems!! Sounds like you made it a nice day for your wife.

I had to google 'lot lizard'.... now I know. LOL

 
At May 12, 2008 at 11:53 AM , Anonymous MsGoldbloom said...

LOT LIZZARDS...LOL
I'd never heard them called that before, but it is appropriate.

I'm glad you and the kids took good care of Mrs Hammer, and yes us moms love homemade cards and trinkets.

 
At May 12, 2008 at 11:53 AM , Anonymous MsGoldbloom said...

LOT LIZZARDS...LOL
I'd never heard them called that before, but it is appropriate.

I'm glad you and the kids took good care of Mrs Hammer, and yes us moms love homemade cards and trinkets.

 
At May 12, 2008 at 2:31 PM , Anonymous Joker_SATX said...

That's pretty funny Hammer. Here is hoping that you and the family had a great Mother's day!

Flyinfox_SATX

 
At May 12, 2008 at 4:01 PM , Anonymous Boo Boo Riviera said...

What's a lot lizzard?

I have a feeling that I'm as sheltered as your mother in law.

 
At May 12, 2008 at 5:58 PM , Anonymous Mattexian said...

Heh, the "no lot lizards" sticker I'd seen before just had the slash thru a lizard, no red hair or nothin'. FYI, a "lot lizard" is a hooker who plies the parking lots of truck stops, frequently knocking on truck's door to ring up business.

 
At May 12, 2008 at 6:24 PM , Anonymous FHB said...

Hilarious story about the lizards. too funny. I've heard about that before. Nice trick. And great food. makes me hungry to read it.

 
At May 12, 2008 at 7:16 PM , Anonymous H2o said...

I learned something new today. I had no clue to what a Lot Lizard was, LOL.

 
At May 12, 2008 at 7:23 PM , Anonymous katherine. said...

yeah...lot lizard is a new term to me too...I'm gonna use it....

 
At May 12, 2008 at 8:13 PM , Anonymous Odat said...

Glad to hear you had a nice day...and I too, never heard of a lot lizard......hmmmm......interesting!!!
Funny tho.
Peace

 
At May 13, 2008 at 1:34 PM , Anonymous Kitem said...

Thanks for adding a new word in my american vocabulary. I like steam crab legs, and swimm in any swimming pool.

 
At May 14, 2008 at 9:22 AM , Anonymous Canadian flake said...

Hope you had a great day...sounds like it was a blast.

 
At May 15, 2008 at 9:06 AM , Anonymous IEAT_SNOWMANPOOP said...

I have heard lots of stories about lot lizards from my father n law who was a truck driver

 
At May 18, 2008 at 8:21 AM , Anonymous Kimmie said...

Hey Hammer!

I am happy you had such a nice day with your family. :-)

I did not know what a Lot Lizard was either. Geesh. Well, now I won't be left in the dark if the subject should ever come up. Thanks for the edge-e-cat-ion! lol.

Still wanting to sing that song! Winks!
Smiles,
Kimmie

 

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