Saturday, November 10, 2007

And now for something completely different...

Dear Abby,
My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the beginning, and, when I confront him, he denies everything.
What's worse, everyone knows that he cheats on me. It is so humiliating.

Also, since he lost his job seven years ago, he hasn't even looked for a new one. All he does all day is smoke cigars, cruise around with his buddies while I have to work to pay the bills. Since our daughter went away to college he doesn 't even pretend to like me and hints that I may be a lesbian. What should I do?

Signed: Clueless

Dear Clueless,

Grow up and dump him. Good grief, woman. You don't need him anymore! You're a United States Senator from New York running for President of the United States. Act like one.

Abby




Dahler Mendi



Some weird stuff

19 Comments:

At November 10, 2007 at 7:47 PM , Anonymous barfinigate said...

Hammer, I'm happy to be the 1st to say "Bravo" on the new banner. Clint is the Man. I need a T-shirt featuring Bert, Ernie & friend.

 
At November 10, 2007 at 7:48 PM , Anonymous mts said...

I've always got a kick out of Bollywood stuff. Plus, the women are smoking hot.

 
At November 10, 2007 at 8:16 PM , Anonymous Crazed Mom said...

Hammer~how many hours do you spend on YouTube? How was Tahoe?

 
At November 10, 2007 at 9:22 PM , Anonymous Gunz said...

The Dear Abby was hillaryarious...

The videos? umm, well it's always nice to see other 'things'... lol.

Semper Fi.

 
At November 11, 2007 at 4:58 AM , Anonymous Jeannie said...

Loved the Dear Abby - I can't quite figure out why she keeps him either.

I wish I spoke Punjabi or whichever language they speak (I know theres a few) - They always look like they're having a good time in their videos - We may think their music is strange but there are a lot more of them than us so maybe we're the strange ones.

 
At November 11, 2007 at 5:49 AM , Anonymous phlegmfatale said...

omg - that Thriller wannabe wideo is mind-bending! Wild shit. I love it. Especially when the singer is sorta prancing and looking all poncey. Ew. Delicious!

 
At November 11, 2007 at 6:36 AM , Anonymous Matt-Man said...

If the dudes in the first video are by any chance Iranians, it puts an end to the claim by Ahmadinejad that there are no homosexuals in his country. Cheers!!

 
At November 11, 2007 at 6:58 AM , Anonymous H2o said...

LMAO....I haven't seen the Dear Abby before.

 
At November 11, 2007 at 7:21 AM , Anonymous Bridget Jones said...

ROFL!!! Love the Dear Abby thing!

 
At November 11, 2007 at 7:57 AM , Anonymous Joan of Argghh! said...

I hope this means the end of the italics fascination. Much easier to read!

 
At November 11, 2007 at 8:04 AM , Anonymous Scarlet said...

The Dear Abby had a great ending! Wow!

 
At November 11, 2007 at 8:21 AM , Anonymous You can Call me AL said...

Dear Abby Rocks!!!

Now those damn video's ??? That has to be some of the strangest stuff I have seen, next to my Midget Porn collection......of course!

 
At November 11, 2007 at 9:14 AM , Anonymous nanc said...

since you're on the subject of her highnasty:

""A student from the University of Washington has sold his soul on eBay for $400. He's a law student, so he probably doesn't need it, but still, that's not very much. Today, Hillary Clinton said, 'Hey, at least I got some furniture and a Senate seat for mine." —Jay Leno"

 
At November 11, 2007 at 9:17 AM , Anonymous nanc said...

SOMEBODY STOP ME!:

"Hillary Clinton is the junior senator from the great state of New York. When they swore her in, she used the Clinton family Bible. You know, the one with only seven commandments." —David Letterman

 
At November 11, 2007 at 12:58 PM , Anonymous Doggy Smile said...

Fabulous Dear Abby answer :)

 
At November 12, 2007 at 12:06 PM , Anonymous Joker_SATX said...

Hammer,

My seven year old wanted to know when Michael Jackson became normal again.

ROTFLMAO!

Flyinfox_SATX

 
At November 13, 2007 at 3:56 PM , Anonymous FHB said...

Too funny. Those videos kill me.

 
At November 15, 2007 at 3:48 AM , Anonymous Logzie said...

Dear Abby was hilarious! :0)

 
At November 24, 2007 at 6:54 PM , Anonymous Miss Awesome said...

That Dear Abby is a wise old one :)-

 

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