Thoughts and follow up
The not buying Chinese products thing is going really well except for the fact that my daughter got about 2 tons of the shit for her birthday. Personally I just stopped buying things, repair what I can and pawnshop the rest. It's actually kind of fun.
My Father is coming along with his knee replacement recovery quite well. Apparently his wife Samantha who has been treating him so badly has developed severe case of Diabetes to the point where she is unable to get in control. This is what she blames for her piss poor behavior. This lady (using the term loosely) has never once paid attention to what she eats and I doubt she has the willpower to stop shoveling crap into her mouth. We'll see what happens to her.
Like I mentioned it was my daughters birthday on Saturday and we did the bowling party thing, inviting her friends from school. About 12 RSVP'd and 4 showed up. One greasy loser brought two extra kids and proceeded to head to the bar and get drunk while his brats tried to rip down the Halloween decorations and stick their fingers in the cake. I can be a real R. Lee Ermy when spoiled little fuckers try to piss on my parade.
One little bastard refused to bowl because his name wasn't on the score screen. he screamed " I CAN"T ROLL BECAUSE THAT"S NOT MY NAME!!!!!!!." I gritted my teeth and told him "I don't give a damn what it says, roll the frigging ball or sit down and let someone else do it" I don't know how these kids act at home but I'm sure as hell glad I'm not there to see it.
I've got a doctors appointment in a week for my blood pressure. I'm going to try my damnedest to get it fixed myself before I go so he doesn't put me on pills. I really don't want to start that shit but I will if I have to.
The diet is going well and I'm feeling a lot better. Luckily lite beer is still on my meal plan. I just put some lime in it to make it healthier.
Oh well I guess that's enough for now... here's a funny
posted by Bill Rowland @ October 22, 2007
25 Comments
25 Comments:
Be careful with these little brats and your blood pressure! I can feel mine rising just reading about them!
USE RICE VINEGAR INSTEAD OF SALT - ZERO SODIUM!
walk a mile each morning - if you're really good, you can do it in under ten minutes - think about it - it is a very small portion of your day.
I never much liked other people's kids. Especially at parties. Sounds like 4 was more than enough anyway.
Take care of yourself with the blood pressure. Haven't got a single tip for you - other than once you get used to going without salt, you don't miss it. I haven't used salt except on corn and potatoes for as long as I can remember. Not for my blood pressure but because it tends to be low - I don't remember why I cut it out...
Good for you for speaking up, since the parents had quite obviously forgotten that it was your daughter's birthday party or anything other than themselves! I hope that she had the best time ever for the day!
Any changes in diet are more easily tolerated by common sense, moderation, and the occasional treat...emphasis on "occasional".
Other than that, avoiding what stresses you the most and letting us all in on the rest!
Your life is so busy I get a headache!
spokesperson for Glock, Tupperware and Hoover. laughing.
I am sure the lime will make all the difference....
Take the pills if you have trouble. If not you can damage your heart - I speak from experience.
I love those redstate updates.
I think staying away from other peoples' spoilt children will help your blood pressure.
LOL at that video.
Hope your daughter at least had fun!!
Peace
Wow, you've had a rough week or so! Lucky you found out about your blood pressure though! That's really high! Could it have just been from the bite? Still, all I can think of is no salt and perhaps walking as advised by "nanc". And lack of stress....no more parties with yucky ungrateful kids/parents!!!
Take care Hammer and say a belated "Happy Birthday" to your daughter from me =)
Hammer, Walmart sells a really good automatic blood pressure machine. Take it the same time every day to get a good average. Blood pressure is nothing to fool with. A stoke looking for a place to happen. Take care.
Sorry you have been ill Mr H. Blimey some kind of radioactive mutant spider I hope. Because then you will change into SPIDERMAN!! Which would be great.
Only one thought... chilli makes a great way to have loads of taste without salt.
Didn't ou write your daughterS birthday? your 2 daughters birthday? Happy belated birthday to her or to them. The bowling party is a good idea for a b'day party. Hammer you must be patient with other people brats, it's life!
Be carefu with your health, I, too thought it had something to do with the spider bite.
Put some lime in the coconut and drink it all up! Never thought of that.
Good Tuesday morning to you, Hammer.
Happy belated birthday to your daughter !
Spoilt children - grrrrr.
Hope that you get your blood pressure down - going on pills always has side effects that suck.
When I was a teen and my friends and I were always in and out of each other's homes, one friend's father was fascinated by how big I was compared to the other guys. (Not as big as some of the kids these days though)
He always told me if any of the other guys gave me any lip that I should just hit them really hard on top of the head to break both their legs.
That created such a vivid image in my mind that I've used that threat over the years.
And I agree that your admonishing the kid was probably the only correction he's had all month.
Geez... forget the salt intake. A bowling birthday party is much more hazardous to your blood pressure.
I think I need a cane, or maybe just the monocle.
Cheers
What Phlemmy said. Stay the hell away from those brats and you should do well. I just had to start taking a very light dose of BP meds, but I think I can get off it by continuing to lose weight and exercising. We'll see.
Buddy of mine had an idea I might post about. Give everyone a timed release injection of birth controle that makes them incapable till the rest of us decide it's ok for them to reproduce. Make them pass a test... Do you have a job, are you a looser, etc.
omg this video was hilarious. My son's bday was on Friday and we talked about having a bowling party...this post makes me glad we didn't..lol.
How can you boycott China? They make all the shit there is to buy!
Good luck on your BP. Daily exercise helps, of course. So does an occasional adult beverage.
Hope she had a good birthday even if you had some stress. I have often wished it was okay in society to put other people's children in check. Specially when it is clear their parents aren't.
Ermey is one of my favorite actors, but I think my favorite role of his had to be his gay coach character in Saving Silverman who ends up married to Jack Black... hahahaha
LBB has a point there. Watch out for the BP meds, they make your hair fall out.
Congrats to your daughter, and to you for not throwing that kid down the alley....
**put the lime in the beer and drink it all up** catchy tune I say!
Seems other people's bratty kids are detrimental to your health... and their life expectancy.
I just had to watch this again. "you potted-meat breath dobro-plucker." Good shit, man.
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