Saturday, June 16, 2007

Tagged

La Cremiere has tagged me: So here goes.

Last time:

You laughed?... Listening to a CD of this guy


Time you cried?... The last time I rubbed Jalapeno in my eye.

Time you danced?... Yesterday to make the kids laugh.

Time you said "I miss you"?... Everyday to the wife

Time you couldn't sleep?... Everyday.

Time you had a hangover?... Last week on vacation after drinking a mini keg of Heineken by myself.

Time you were romantic?... Not sure...with three kids always tearing through the house yelling and screaming, romance is usually a dozen Roses or me making the wife breakfast in bed before the rugrats wake up.

Time you felt guilty?... Whenever I screen my phone calls with the answering machine and just can't bring myself to pick up the phone when I really should. Which is pretty much every day.

Time you indulged?... I don't indulge myself much, probably the last time I went gun shopping about 18 months ago and bought a Springfield XD

Time you went wild shopping?.. When I bought my wife Jewelry as a surprise gift for no particular occasion.

Time you had a regret?... When I inadvertently spent way too much money on shitty vacation we booked through a travel agent about 8 years ago.

Time you exercised? Last night after a leg cramp.

14 Comments:

At June 16, 2007 at 3:42 AM , Anonymous Deborah Aylward said...

That video is hilarious!!! Do you know the comics' name? For those who don't know, "Just For Laughs" is a festival of comedy that is usually held in Montreal, but sometimes is in other Canadian cities.

My favourite answers are to questions 3 and 4. You're a good husband and father, Hammer. Thank you for sharing being tagged.

Veritas et Fidelis Semper

 
At June 16, 2007 at 5:39 AM , Anonymous Helene said...

Great stuff. Crying for chillies though isn't exactly emotional tears, but then again... :)

 
At June 16, 2007 at 5:43 AM , Anonymous Ordinary Janet said...

I like the last answer!

 
At June 16, 2007 at 6:23 AM , Anonymous Malnurtured Snay said...

You rubbed jalapeano in your eye?! I'm curious to ask how drunk you were.

 
At June 16, 2007 at 6:51 AM , Anonymous Doggy Smile said...

Why can't you sleep, Hammer ?

 
At June 16, 2007 at 7:13 AM , Anonymous terri said...

Roses, breakfast in bed, telling your wife you miss her every day, and gifts of jewelry for no reason... I'd say you're more romantic than you give yourself credit for.

 
At June 16, 2007 at 7:55 AM , Anonymous Joker_SATX said...

I'm crying just knowing that a Mini Keg of Heineken was consumed solo!

Activities like that need a partner Hammer!

Flyinfox_SATX

 
At June 16, 2007 at 10:05 AM , Anonymous Hammer said...

Deborah: the guy is Greg giraldo he is one of the funniest.

la cremiere: When I get peppers in my eyes I cry for both reasons ;)

janet: hehe


snay: Always accidental while cooking.

annie: just restless and I find it difficult to stop my brain from bugging me.

terri: I do that stuff becuase I'm not a mushy type person so I have to show it by being thoughtful and considerate.

flyinfox: yes indeed. It was a use it or lose it type deal so I had to take one for the team ;)

 
At June 16, 2007 at 12:21 PM , Anonymous Jingo said...

Screening calls with the answer machine is so American! I've only ever seen it done in movies.

I've also got a new blog now. It's:
http://logic-gate.blogspot.com/

The old one was really rubbish but the new one's better!

 
At June 16, 2007 at 1:48 PM , Anonymous KB said...

Well, I think your wife is one lucky lady.....

Also, that Greg Giraldo is very funny - gave me a good laugh to start the day!=D

 
At June 17, 2007 at 10:01 AM , Anonymous FHB said...

That guys hilarious. Loved the hell out of him on that show that was on for a while on Comedy Central. Don't remember the name. But the guy that really kills me is Dane Cook, or Dave Attel. Their tour show was great, and Attel's travel show was excellent to watch.

 
At June 17, 2007 at 3:07 PM , Anonymous Canadian flake said...

sounds to me like your wife is a lucky one...good for you for showing her you love and appreciate her. Hope you have a rockin father's day

 
At June 17, 2007 at 5:48 PM , Anonymous Hammer said...

Jingo: I didn't know I was being American. that is a cool prespective :)

KB: I'm the lucky one and yeah that guy is pretty good :)

FHB: Yeah I'll have to go back and watch those. Attel is funny as hell too.

canadian: We take care of each other pretty well :)

 
At June 18, 2007 at 11:34 AM , Anonymous Carrie said...

I haven't seen a mini-keg in like forever. And I can't believe you finished by yourself.

 

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