Friday, June 15, 2007

Pete

I took my best friend Gary and the kids out for Mexican Buffet yesterday . I was craving food with some kind of flavor and this place keeps the buffet small, simple, well stocked, and tasty.

I was fixing the kid's plates when this little guy forces his way in front of me, grabs the spoon I was reaching for.....

and I knew immediately who it was.

I reached out and shook his hand, I hadn't seen Pete in several years. He is a hell of a character.

Back when I was about 22 and managing the inventory control department of the company I worked for, my mother called me unexpectedly and said the son of one of her co-workers needed a job. He had just moved from California, had been in some kind of trouble and needed a clean start.

I was hiring people like crazy so I called him in for an interview. He was breathing, could walk, talk and speak which actually made him overqualified.

I hired him and put him to work. Pete was a hard worker and always full of energy. For a little guy he was strong and could work circles around everyone else. I never had to get after him or bitch about any of his work.

As with the rest of the guys in my department, we started hanging out after work. We were all about the same age and the majority of us lived across the street in some section 8 apartments.

Soon, Pete moved into the same complex as us because his dad was a drug addled abusive asshole and he had to get away from him.

One day, Pete asked me to take him to the local tattoo and piercing place because he said there was a girl at work he wanted to impress. She wasn't much to look at, but Pete always saw the person underneath. I tried to tell him the girl was a lesbian but he said he could convert her...

I thought it was going to be an ear piercing...nope... ever hear of a Prince Albert?

Holy fuck! I had to leave the room to keep from puking. I could hear him laughing as I escaped out into the shop so I wouldn't have to look at that mess.

When I drove him back home I made sure to hit every bump and pothole on the way back.

Yeah I can be an asshole.

When the company laid everyone off and I quit, Pete and I still hung out even though most everyone else went their own separate ways, the apartments were bought out and rent was tripled so me and all the guys that I worked with had to find new places to live.

Pete went to truck driving school and became a long haul trucker. He wasn't afraid to try new stuff. Since he was on the road for 3 weeks out of the month My wife and I agreed to let him stay in our spare room. He was about the best house guest a person could have, he cooked for us, cleaned up after himself and knew when to leave us alone.

I let him borrow the Lincoln MKV I was restoring so he could take a girl to New Orleans for Mardi Gras. He was the only one I would trust with one of my cars. He had just sold me a rusted out and crunched up VW beetle for $200 so I drove that while he was gone.

The girl turned out to be a bitchy coke head and on the way back he lost traction on an icy bridge and broke the rear axle of the Lincoln. I told him to leave it there and take the bus home.

When he got back he gave me his income tax check to pay for the car...that's the kind of guy he is. All of my other friends would have just blown it off and not offered to pay anything.

Pete took another trucking job and we didn't see him for a while, we moved and lost track of each other.

It was good to see him after all this time. I'll have to give him a call and catch up.

24 Comments:

At June 15, 2007 at 4:23 AM , Anonymous Cheesy said...

So did he actually ever "convert" her?????

 
At June 15, 2007 at 4:50 AM , Anonymous Deborah Aylward said...

It's always good to catch up with those we haven't seen in a long time.

Veritas et Fidelis Semper

 
At June 15, 2007 at 5:01 AM , Anonymous melodyann said...

Oh my God, I looked at that picture and OUCH!! What kind of idiot would DO that? Good lord, I am so glad I've lived such a sheltered life....

 
At June 15, 2007 at 5:58 AM , Anonymous Canadian flake said...

OMG I am with melodyann...that picture is insane. Honestly as a woman I don't think I would like the idea of "having" that hanging around..forgive the bad pun..lmao

 
At June 15, 2007 at 6:00 AM , Anonymous IEAT_SNOWMANPOOP said...

Prince Albert... omg no gross.

 
At June 15, 2007 at 6:05 AM , Anonymous Jeannie said...

Great to catch up with old buddies - did you ask him how Prince Albert was doing? That would not impress me at all. Probably make me run.

 
At June 15, 2007 at 7:07 AM , Anonymous Doggy Smile said...

Auuuuugghhhhh on the Prince Albert ! Ouch ! Oh - no, nooooooo, can't do that, don't want to go there..... Shudder.

Pete sounds like he was a good worker, a good romm-mate, he had some ethics and it's worth a phone call to catch up ! Nice that you got to see him again after that long period of time --

Happy Friday to you, Hammer !

 
At June 15, 2007 at 7:13 AM , Anonymous This is me. said...

Wow. They just don't make 'em like Pete anymore. I thank you for this post. It has picked me up a bit and given me hope after a rotten start to the day at Starbucks.

Seriously, society would be so much better off with more folks like Pete.

 
At June 15, 2007 at 7:35 AM , Anonymous terri said...

I was pretty sure where you were going with the Prince Albert thing... knew I probably shouldn't open the link at work, but did anyway! Good thing the boss is on vacation! I thought maybe a drawing of the piercing would pop up, but there it was in all it's reality. OH MAN... I can't imagine the pain threshold you have to have to go through with that!

 
At June 15, 2007 at 7:36 AM , Anonymous Joker_SATX said...

Its always good to catch up with old friends. I have a few of my own I wish I could see from time to time. Good post Hammer!

Flyinfox_SATX

 
At June 15, 2007 at 8:05 AM , Anonymous katherine. said...

I actually have a Prince Albert ring attached with my keys on my key ring. I have only had one person recognize what it is. smile.

 
At June 15, 2007 at 9:18 AM , Anonymous Hammer said...

cheesy: no they finally became close friends until her butch abusive girlfriend made her stop hanging out with pete.

debroah: sure is :)

melodyann:
yeah it's nasty!


canadian flake: some think it's cool I guess....

snowmanpoop: very

jeannie lol I'll have to ask him

annie: he was a great guy, extra holes notwithstanding ;)

marianne: I agree.

terri: I don't know how the pain is tolerated.

flyinfox: luckily he is about the only one I didn't mind catching up with.

katherine: lol I would have busted a gut if I saw that one someones key ring

 
At June 15, 2007 at 10:14 AM , Anonymous Burfica said...

OMG suffice to say, I was introduced to Prince Alberts when I was 18. A guy in the Army who was our friend (me and my sister) had to come show us after he had a double one done. uggghhhhh

I've found a few friends after ages, and actually lost track of one again. Probably for the best.

I'm glad you guys got to see each other again.

 
At June 15, 2007 at 10:32 AM , Anonymous Carrie said...

Don't you love stuff like that? I miss some of my old friends.

 
At June 15, 2007 at 11:25 AM , Anonymous John McElveen said...

Excellent Excellent friend story! You can't have too many stories but you never seem to have ENOUGH of that type of friend in Pete! Brings back several people to mind right now I probably should get in touch with........... Nah!!!!

Good story,

John

 
At June 15, 2007 at 11:48 AM , Anonymous avenger29 said...

Prince Albert piercing- that's what we call freaky shit down here.

No way in hell would I do that.

 
At June 15, 2007 at 3:34 PM , Anonymous mutleythedog said...

Oddly Mr H! i have a Prince Albert..

 
At June 15, 2007 at 6:11 PM , Anonymous Kim said...

Oh I am a wuss. I'm letting my imagination run away with the possibilities, which I can decipher based on everybody else. Urk.
Sometimes it's great that we can't escape our past! Cool.

I decided to recontinue blogging, so if you wanna stop by again, do!

 
At June 15, 2007 at 6:18 PM , Anonymous JAM said...

Great goobeldee-goo, Hammer! I almost passed out when I went to see what a Prince Albert was. I'm definitely not man enough for that.

It's always amazing how folks come through your life and then one day, they're just there again.

I have a feeling that Pete is good for a few more future posts.

 
At June 15, 2007 at 7:46 PM , Anonymous John McElveen said...

We got Prince Albert in a Can in SC - we roll his ass up and smoke him--and even EVEN if it was some of the quality of the stuff Hammers Money Post would buy in the 70's- I don't think I'd EVER get so tore up as to get a Prince Albert.

May a Princess Di- but hell no to the PA. and I don't even know what a Princess Di is- a simulated 200 mph crash in a Benz?? I'm just askin???

 
At June 15, 2007 at 10:14 PM , Anonymous Infinitesimal said...

can't believe that you posted an actual picture of a prince albert... oh wait, yes I can.

And I thought Gary was tied up in the Amway Jesus Alien cult?

 
At June 16, 2007 at 2:15 AM , Anonymous Hammer said...

Burfica: Double Albert? Holy crap!

Carrie: Some I've outgrown and some I would like to see again.

John: I have lots of Pete stories but not sure how many of them I can repeat ;)

avenger: since Pete was from California he imported his weirdness I think...

mutley: I'm hoping it's of the royal variety :)

kim: Glad you decided to kep blogging! Can you send me an updated link? I can't get through to your profile.

jam: I don't know what drives a person to puncture his bing bong like that... I hope I never find out ;)

John: Prince albert in a can...Like sardines? lol

infini: I feel ok since it's wikipedia ;) Gary is the sort of hygiene challenged...Paul was the amway cult who I haven't seen in years.

 
At June 16, 2007 at 6:14 AM , Anonymous Kitem said...

OK, i don't know what Prince Albert is, we have one here in Monaco, but I guess it is not the same. Nice ti find back an old good friend.

 
At June 17, 2007 at 9:35 AM , Anonymous FHB said...

Man, I felt actual pain lookin' at that picture. Jesus! The guy sounds great. Don't let him get away from you again. Great friends are hard to come by in this world.

 

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