Ever bothered by that guy sitting next to you on the airplane?
You know, the one with the bad breath, stinky aftershave and who won't shut up?
Here is a good way to get back at them.
1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.
2. Remove your laptop.
3. Turn it on.
4. Make sure the guy who won't leave you alone can see the screen.
5. Close your eyes and tilt your head up to the sky.
6. Then hit this >>> Link
posted by Bill Rowland @ January 30, 2007
19 Comments
19 Comments:
Good one...you'd probably be upgraded to first class if a flight attendant saw it.
Or else thrown in irons by the nearest Air Marshal, or whatever they call the pseudo-passengers who're ready to tackle loons like us.
Hee, hee, hee...
- ISU Tinkerer
Whispering "Allahu Akhbar" repeatedly might add a nice touch...or not. ROFLMAO
Oh dear! I'm flying down to L.A. friday...should I try it?
probably not...but, it's tempting. I love a good joke!
I somehow doubt that it would shut him up. He's probably start crying and bellowing for all he was worth....still pretty damned funny though.
Oh man I so wanna do that. Even if it's just to get to sit beside the air marshal instead of stinko man.
JAIL
extremely funny. don`t do it though. you`ll have five hundred pounds of cornfed land on you before you can enjoy the joke...........
it would be funny though.
Well, I can't have fun with that because I don't fly anymore.
And I don't feel like going to jail.
That's pretty damned funny, but my grandma says I'm too pretty to go to jail. I won't be trying it out.
That is WAY TOO FUNNY!! LOL
Oh Ham~~~~ LMAO
I'm just giggling over and over again over that. But really, if they kick women who breastfeed off of planes, can you imagine what would happen if this even happened in the waiting area of an airport, let alone on the airplane? With my luck, I'd be sitting next to the hero type, you know, the one that would karate chop me into the afterlife and ask questions later.
You could vary that countdown with a malignant MESSAGE at the end "AT ZERO ALL DATA WILL BE ERASED" and watch the operator freak out.
I don't fly for two reasons.
Falling 12 thousand feet thinking that the sudden stop is going to fuck up my whole day doesn't work for me.
Falling 12 thousand feet with a hundred people screaming because they are going to die would be irritating to me. Just shut the fuck up already, if you are afraid of dying you shouldn't get on airplanes.
But if it's any consolation to you, you will barely notice the impact.
Pardon me while I wipe my monitor off. That was good, Hammer.
Ha ha! I'll really have to remember this.
I'm thinking after freaking out the guy, you'd probably end up in jail... but it might be worth it.
HA HA HA!
Good one! My preference, though, is to open my laptop bag, remove my laptop, and then clobber the guy over the head with it.
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