Going on Vacation and leaving you with a caption contest.
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Do one or both pictures. The Winner gets to pick the next topic I blog about.
See you next week!
posted by Bill Rowland @ January 23, 2007
27 Comments
27 Comments:
"Suspect maintains Kung Fu grip on arresting officers' genitals despite being handcuffed following his arrest."
"see that wet spot there? That's cuz his rear end gasket is gone bad. I can fix that..."
ANY THING CAN HAPPEN IN THE 8th STREET HOOKER ZONE.
First Photo: "There's NO business like SHOW business, like NO business I KNOW!"
Second Photo: "I'm telling y'all, my new Michigan and 8th St. brand car jack is the best @#$%#@$^ car jack I've ever owned."
1)I hear in echo and see double.
2)You see that beautiful curved rear-end???
Have a nice vacation!!
The first one hurts my ears.
No caption for the 2nd either but it looks like how I park.
Have a great vacation. I'll miss you.
1st pic: Kumbayah, my lord, Kumbayah.
2nd pic: The latest design in Redneck yard art.
I'm no good at this but I love reading other peoples captions! Have a nice vacation! you aren't nervous leaving your blog unattended?
Second pic: There I was, picking taco guts outta my belly button and next thing I know that there sign done jumped out behind me and WHAM, there I was.
#1 - [in the sing-song voices of the Three Stooges] "Hello, hello, helloooooooooo... Hello!"
#2- Not shown, Rosie O'Donnell sitting on the front bumper.
#1: Leroy's turn in the Crest or Colgate Challenge. Let your nose decide!
#2: Well, I have good news. I just saved a buncha money on my car insurance by switching to Geico...
2nd pic
'Yup if yuuuw folks wanna fit in around here yuuw gotta put the blocks UNDER the car not in it'
1st pic
middle guy 'see I told you it would take two of you guys to grease it up, now who's gonna show me which of you bitches has earned those stripes and title '
Left DS:
"I!!"
Right DS:
"CAN'T!!"
Left DS:
"HEAR!!"
Right DS:
"YOU!!"
1st pic: "Just because you came out FIRST, doesn't mean you get to go first EVERY FUCKEN TIME!!"
"You ALWAYS have to lay that 'who came out first' shit on me" etc etc
2nd pic:
Man in blue "TA DA! And now, for my next trick...."
Women (thinking): MAAAAN, if he can do tricks like THAT, why can't he get rid of that spare tyre round his waist?"
Skinny guy in cap (thinking): "Sure like to rip off that reeeeaaaally sexy t-shirt and...."
Man far right: "Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away...."
Happy holiday =)
Hey folks, did that turd warn us that he would be going on vacation? Not that I recall.
Fuck, he just ups and dumps us. Bad Hammer.
First Pic - All new workout Video...Drill in stereo! Make sure you adjust volume accordingly.
Second Pic - "OK, so my instructions were to park on 8th & Michigan! I just can't understand why you people are hassling me for following instructions!"
the first one.
I saw a little silhouette of a man, scata moosh scata moosh will you do the fandango!!!
2nd one
You can't fix Stupid.
1)"Are you sure our breath doesn't smell like garlic? We had split an italian sub from the vending machine!"
2)"Well, it's nice to see what the Duke Boys are drivin' now!"
"Keep coming, on back, there you're officially on 8th street... Dumb ass."
Awww BR549 misses his STEREO!
You know the one he stole that he's in here for...
"CAN YOU HERE US ALRIGHT NOW YOU PIECE OF SHIT? OR DO WE NEED TO PUMP UP THE VOLUME A LITTLE BIT MORE?!!!"
When did he leave? For how long? I did not know he was going on holiday? Gonna miss his updates.
1) "I think he's deaf Jeff"
"What Dave? I can't hear you!"
2) "Miss, can you adjust your parking, the front tyres are still on the lawn".
1st picture: "Look how wide I can open my mouth, please let me suck your big black cock!" "No, mine is open so much wider, I can take on your girth!"
2nd picture: "I wish my thin pole could support my wife's fat ass that well!"
these responses are hilarious!
Picture 2: Larry the Cable guy standing with his sister/wife, their toothless imbecile son jeb, and Willam Shatner discussing Larry's latest NASCAR style move
Larry the cable guy gits her done...
Picture 1: Two cops perfecting their profiling technique.
"We are going to eat you alive."
"We aint needin no jack, ma jus backs her up fer me."
I give up. I'm lousy at captions. Hope you're having a great vacation! Looking forward to the stories when you get back.
(second picture)
No, now this is Michigan and 8th. What you're lookin' for is Nevada and 9th. It's easy to spot because they got a Le Sabre backed up on the school zone speed limit sign.
Left picture.
"Soldier! Who has more flies in their mouth? Think about it!"
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