Friday, December 8, 2006

This weeks screwy searches

I don't cherry pick the searches that lead to this blog. Thats what is so amazing to me. People are really this sick horny or disturbed.

His money shot: How did ejaculation ever get this nomenclature?

Not blocked nudist porno: Poor guy, must have become frustrated looking at black boxes and blurred boobs

Goodbye Kofi Annan: and good riddance

Naked housewife pic Be careful what you ask for.

bionic pussy: Hurry call Steve Austin!

grandpas with big schlongs That is about the sickest shit I've seen so far.

daddy made me climax story Ok .I take that last one back...this is the sickest shit

marcelino castro orange county case number WTF?

+6 +eggs +sugar +bread +salt +wine +nuggets I was ok until you got to nuggets.

giving mailman hot coffee: Hopefully not in his crotch.

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At December 8, 2006 at 10:27 AM , Anonymous Abejarron Caotico said...

I understand how the last one led to here, and I take responsibility for it. When you were talking about wanting to give a gift to your wonderful mailman, I left a comment about people around here meeting the mailmen with hot coffee when they kept making rounds during our big freeze. But I don't understand why someone was looking for information about giving mailmen coffee. I've never heard of porn centered around that, and you don't really need instructions for it. Get a cup of coffee, go outside and wait for the mailman... not a lot to it.

 
At December 8, 2006 at 10:56 AM , Anonymous Eric ( GUNZ ) said...

That's priceless bro. Strange, strange. I get a ton of hits because there's a lot of folks that google 'guns'. And most of the time their video gamers. Quite a few from the middle east also. Imagine that...

As the question goes: "What's in a name?"

 
At December 8, 2006 at 11:38 AM , Anonymous kateykakes said...

I get one all the time that really disturbs me. It's "Tiny Teens" and then there's usually a sexual word thrown in there. All I can think is WTF?

 
At December 8, 2006 at 5:55 PM , Anonymous Lexcen said...

Hammer, I too have my share of porn tempters with titles referring to "amateur schoolgirls" and "amateur housewives" and "virgins" doing all kinds of things including "amateur virgins" if there is such a thing...and have you noticed how the word "free" means something entirely different to porn merchants than its traditional meaning?
The "money shot" as in to give it all you've got = to pay-off = "money shot".

 
At December 9, 2006 at 12:31 AM , Anonymous Hammer said...

Phoenix: I remember the coffee now.

Gunz: That's interesting, I hardly get anything from outside of the US.

kateykakes: And I thought mine were bad. Sheesh I wish there was a way to block certain reoccuring terms.

lexcen: I guess when we discuss stuff on our blogs it opens us up to the prurient elements. Thanks for the vocabulary lesson I seriously always wondered why they called it that.

 
At December 10, 2006 at 5:37 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Umm...is it just me, or does anyone else think the "hot coffee" might be a reference to an infamous game and the activities contained in its equally infamous mod?

And I have heard of weirder s*** than some of that junk...but they've cornered the market on sick with the "daddy" story.

- ISU Tinkerer

 

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