The brown noise
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brown_note
The brown note, according to an urban legend, is an infrasonic frequency that causes humans to lose control of their bowels due to resonance This happened to Nick Anthony during a concert and he has never been the same ever since...he now constantly soils himself.
I don't know why a police supply catalog would sell these Brown noise machines. There was a warning however that the device was not to be used on someone without their consent.
http://www.luxist.com/2005/11/03/the-worlds-most-powerful-subwoofer/
posted by Bill Rowland @ December 07, 2006
9 Comments
9 Comments:
Tell me who would give permission to send a signal for them to spontaneously shit their pants?
I think it's a great weapon for the police. Imagine you are running as fast as you can from the cops and all of a sudden you cramp up and shit yourself?
"Stop! POLICE! STOP OR YOU'LL SHIT!" If they don't stop, then they've given permission!
I'm confused... not that it's a new feeling for me. If it's an urban legend, then there is no sound that we know of that will cause this... right? So how do they sell a product that does it? It can't be urban legend and fact... can it?
Hmm...this must be in the same vein as the "instant banana peel" powder I hear about now and then. Apparently you throw it on any solid surface, hose it down, and nothing and nobody can stand on that surface, much less walk. It's a riot control device if it does exist, but I know where judicious application would improve someone's temper...hee, hee, hee...
- ISU Tinkerer
I'm not sure phoenix,it's probably all bunk and the machines are a scam. I'm just not sure why they would attempt to sell them in a police supply catalog next to badges, uniforms, riot geat etc...
That's interesting. Is this related at all to the Van Halen "Brown Sound"? Eddie Van Halen coined the term during an interview many moons ago, claiming it as his own. I wonder if this was it.
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Must be a grate treatment for constipation...I am sure the medical science will ot accept it.
What a load of crap bro. What ever happened to just beating the shit out of them if they need some extra persuasion?
Instant banana peel powder - you smoke it and it gives you a vague buzz. They call it mellow yellow.
I could think of many uses for this technology, such as crowd control, subdue rioting, protection against bank robbers, target speeding motorists. I'm still trying to get my hands on an illegal stun gun.
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