Random thoughts
I looked at twitter recently. I've had a couple of invites. When I got there all I could see was a profile pic and a bunch of one liners from whoever was being followed.
7:00AM Taking a crap.
7:05AM pushing pushing
7:15AM Wiping Wiping Wiping
7:25AM Eating Toast
7:30AM Have to go wipe some more
7:54AM Oh shit I missed Spongebob
8:01AM Damnit I hate Dora and her stupid fucking monkey
I just can't get into it.
I tried farting around with facebook until someone mentioned that long lost friends from 20 and 30 years ago were finding and contacting them with the friend finder.
There isn't anyone I want to talk to from 20 years ago....and who are all these "friends" that keep popping up everywhere...and why does that clown have a french tickler for a nose?
I don't think I'm fitting in with the times.
I'm guessing TV advertising revenue must be down because now instead of Oxy-clean they are advertising "Extenze" ...it makes a man larger... My kid asked me if it makes people taller. I finally had break down and tell him that some men are embarrassed by the cocktail weenie dangling between their legs and other guys make fun of them in the locker room. I went on to explain that they are selling fake medicine to profit off of people who are self conscious about being hung like a field mouse. He just said, "that's gross dad why do they show that stuff on TV?"
I couldn't agree more.
Here's a funny:
posted by Bill Rowland @ July 09, 2009
21 Comments
21 Comments:
Yea, remember when TV was full of tampon commercials? Now it's all fake boner meds. At least the old bloody skonk meds were real. Says a lot about the slippery slide we're in.
LOL - You're a riot! Who needs therapy when they can just come here?
I totally have this report on my desktop. I edited it some and handed out copies at work to a select few. So awesome! Yeah the times they are a changing and not for the better.
Hammer,
I did not see washing washing your hands between wiping wiping and eating toast. HAHA!
I can't get into twitter or facebook either. Who has time?
My last couple of twitter invites were sites with a link to porn websites. Cuz I'm sure I look like someone who's shopping for good porn!
I can't imagine the inanity of Twitter. Won't be doing it either.
yeah i see the extenze all the time. Ijust laugh
HAHAHAHAHA
[wipes tears from eyes]
"I don't think I'm fitting in with the times."
Me either. Twitter? I don't even know or care what that shit is but I keep hearing that damn word. Technology is fucking out of control.
No assholes, I don't need another electronic charge to my electronic account because I spend all my time on electronic facebook with more electronic bullshit. Sometimes I want NO ONE to be able to get a hold of me for ANY reason.
Bring back the pay phone and answering machines...
I don't get the Twitter craze either. But Facebook....just picture me with "Sucker" stamped across my forehead.
ROTFLMAO! Hammer, Stop! I am laughing too damn hard! Can't Breath....ROTFLMAO!
We had that form at work posted on the beer fridge door in the shop.
Beside "Real Man" it had my name on it. In ink.
hate twitter, think its for twats.
I don't think I do enough interesting stuff to twitter about it.
I just cannot get into facebook for the reason you gave. I hated almost everyone I knew 20 30 years ago and my feelings have not changed.
They show Extenze on TV because people are gullible and loaded with cash for vanity.
You could use that hurt feeling report every day in my extended family. They just don't like honest men. I am too old to change.
I don't like twitter at all. I do have a facebook page and most of the friends are the bloggers we hang with each year. I select who I want and the rest can kiss my ass.
We needed that form at the company I used to work for.
Dick
BDP
I'm with ya on not wanting to reconnect with people from 20 or 30 years ago. Hell, if I wanted to hang out with them I would've kept track of them the past 20-30 years. As for Twitter. I've enough trouble keeping up with what I'm suppose to do to care what other people are doing.
I was contacted by former classcreatures and asked to go to a reunion. I told him that they were mostly rsoles then and because I hadn't bothered to keep in touch they could take it as a hint. a week later the fool rang again and asked whether I would be going.
Twitter, well the name says it all. KG at Crusader Rabbit describes some of the people he works with as chattering like lobotomised starlings. That is the image that pops into my mind everytime I hear of Twitter and I start laughing.
we are born, then sometime later, we die. in between there is a certain amount of boredom that creeps in...especially if you aren`t rich and famous...and even then.
hence facebook and twitt(er).
i have a facebook page, and occasionally some weirdo will friend me....i just ignore them. i find it useful for posting things to friends and family occasionally, but too occasionally for it to be a tool.
my girlfriend`s soccer team could use it to co-ordinate thier practices and games...but they don`t. the girls are too busy posting party pics.
I'm on facebook just to keep track of my grandkids who live half a continent away.
I pretty much just ignore everyone else. Classmates from 20 years ago, those who I still like I'm still in contact with, the rest were jackasses then and probably still are.
HA I am sending that form to SF. He has some whinies at the office...
go onto twitter and say you've just won the lotto and see how many friends you get! i dare you.
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