Observations
When I'm waiting to pick my children up from school I see other kids with massive out of control acne, greenish yellow teeth and hair that hasn't been washed in weeks or months. But they have ipods, cell phones and their parents drive expensive cars. How in the hell can they let that shit go on? It fucking blows my mind.
Also how can a parent allow their 9 year old child to get to be over 200Lbs? I can't even tell if it's male or female except maybe if I look at the backpack. I want grab the parent by the collar and yell "Stop buying twinkies and chips you stupid fuck!" I swear it's goddamn child abuse.
I've learned a new trick for when sales people come to the door. whatever they are selling I say "I already have one". I know they want to argue with me but they can't without calling me a liar. Last night it was a Kirby Vaccum salesman. Yep I've got three! Slicker than goose shit! See ya! Slam! Church of our lady of massive tithing..yep I'm a member... Slam!
There is some new scam going on where some magazine distributor sends out a phoney dun letter for a subscription that was never ordered. They make it look official...Past due! 4th notification! We will be forced to turn this over to a collection agency! Of course there is no phone number. I found the Email address of the company and told them to suck it! I was't falling for their bullshit scam and I was contacting the post master and reporting them for mail fraud.
They responded with "sorry for the mixup, we've canceled the account and you don't owe anything. Please disregard all further notices" ...That's what I thought, you lying bitches.
posted by Bill Rowland @ June 03, 2009
23 Comments
23 Comments:
LOL - I can't wait for the Jehovah's Witnesses to come to my door so I can tell them I'm already one of them. What a great idea!
I'd rather starve my kids than feed them crap that'll make them lazy and obese...but take a look at the parents. Most of the time they're not eating right themselves. It's a sad cycle.
I eat chips but in moderation. A handful here and there and my girls dont get them for breakfast, lunch and dinner so they eat whats healthy for them too. Life is to short to be mad at parents who dont care. At least those of us that do care will have healthy children to run the country some day.
It breaks my heart when I see young kids so overweight. I know a lot of parents are very busy, but if they realized what terrible damage they are doing to their children, I think they'd at least try to do something about it. A lot of adults have no clue about how to eat healthy so it is no wonder that their kids end up with the same poor eating habits and explains why society is becoming more obese each day.
Try that with Mormons. These suckers descended on my area last week on bikes wearing black pants and white shirts. It was to late before I saw them. I was sitting in the garage drinking a beer and there they came. Damn. They stared their pitch and not wanting to be a dickhead, I listened for about one minute then said excuse me I have to go take a shit in those words. I got up and left returning ten minutes later and they were gone. So I don't know if they left due to my I gotta take a shit remark, or that I didn't come back for a while. I am now more observant.
My dad sprayed some Jehovah's Witnesses with the water hose one day (he swears it was unintentional, but with a wink) and they didn't come back for several years.
As to the nasty, greasy kids- I've had to threaten to take a Brillo pad to my teenager more than once. It's one of those things you have to stay on top of and most of today's parents are way too lazy to do so.
Years back AT&T tried something like that. Found it strange, seeing we never used them ever. Turned out to be a scam.
What gets me with parents and kids,is how they let some of them dress more mature, and even them on an adult would be inappropriate.
Saw one girl,about 13, and if here skirt was any higher you'd think she was a stripper. Mother standing right next to her too.
I'd wouldn't let my child dress that way if they were 18 and going to a Holloween party.
Snigglesfrits, got me a Jahovah too, seeing they come from the college near me. Told them I'd join their church, if they join my militia. Never say boys peddle bikes as fast as they did. Never returned either.
When I was a teacher you really see how dirty some kids are up close. It's hard to approach the parents, but you have to make sure the kid isn't being neglected. I worked in a really poor school district though, so we didn't see kids with ipods. One kid was simply dirty because they couldn't afford to wash the clothes. Sad. But not the case usually.
The fat-kid thing, I really don't get. I practically have to hold my son down to get him to eat. I've actually had my daughter's pediatrician recommend I get her some fattier food because she has a tendency to be too thin. I provide food, I swear! They're just too busy to eat most of the time. How much food do you have to shove in a kid's face to make them fat? From my experience, it must be a lot.
I told some Jehovah's Witnesses the other day that I sold my sole to the baptists and slammed the door. ...
They haven't been back.
My front door has two signs posted on it; "NO SOLICITING." By city ordinance, sales-people are not supposed to knock on a posted door. When they do, I love asking them what part of "NO SOLICITING" did they not understand and then I threaten to call the cops.
Funny thing is that most whites and blacks walk up to the door, ignore the signs and knock. I see Mexicans walk up to the door, read the sign, then turn and walk away without knocking.
Grand-pa: Those nice Mormon boys don't mean any harm. Be nice ;-) Their mamas worry about 'em.
Hammer, I don't get it either. Parents these days are responsible for the kids we have now and the state that they are in. Pray for more folks with common sense to outbreed the dumbtards!
I'm with you, that's child abuse.
My son came home from school lately and told me about another kid at school who brought for his lunch a candy-sprinkle and butter sandwich on wonder-white plus 2 cold big-macs.
Makes me heave a little...
Makes me want to smack people up-side the head too.
The parents are to blame for obese kids. Since as parents, they can't say no, to themselves as they run up those credit cards and buy whatever they want, instead of need_ they certainly can't say no to their child. The child that they have hooked on sugar and junk food.
A child even at age 9, NEEDs his parents to control him . The parents have failed and are raising a child that will probably be a failure. I don't blame the kids at all, it is the brain dead parents. It might even be a sickness with the parents-fattening up their kids on purpose for whatever sick they consciously or unconscious reason they have.
I have a church texting me about their latest goings-on. I told them twice to take me off of their list, and they still send crap. Pastor X is back from vacation today! Ladies' club meets today! Kids jamboree tonight! Since I pay for every text I get or send, copies of my text history, as well as copies of my TWO e-mails asking them to cease and desist and informing them that they are running up my bill without my consent, are going to the state Attorney General. Since he has a strong personal case of the a** against telemarketers, maybe someone in that office can put the fear of God into them and get me off really fast, since I can't seem to.
good you clarified your surgery techniques...! you know most people can't even look at a wound... and then they wonder while they're voulnable... or get all neurotic about this and that...
anyway, very true about kids and the complete lack of discipline!!! Wrote a non-fiction-book on education
http://aboutmybooks.blogspot.com/2009/01/independent-learning-in-practice.html
and a novel in where I sneaked in some of the scandals which I can't really talk about officially... and besides... nobody would believe me anyway!
Just to give you some idea: we've had a couple of pissed off kids occupying a building in the capital and the mayor decides on an assault from the air in order to handle the situation! Seriously!!! Chopper(s) flying in, just the way you would assault a target that had been taken by terrorists with them holding hostages...
Naturally it didn't have a good outcome... and completely bounced back!
Anyway, it's deeply frustrating to see the complete lack of attitude and discipline - not just in the kids, but also in the parents. with parents that nuts, confused and incapable of keeping their own ethics in what can possibly become of their kids?
And then all the advisors, doctors and all other specialists! try and take one of those kids off cigarrettes, drugs or even junck food! It isn't that straight forward at all! You usually find that doctors have already completely brokwen down that kid's body which all kinds of destructive treatment and you're not really fighting against a criminal rebel or a misbehaved child, but against all those sick and corruped bastards which actually had been supposed to help those poor kids and are earning good money on that!!!
Sales people: hm well I gues, I'm probably their worst nightmare anyway...
but yeah , it's good to stop them right there and tell them that you've already got the trash!
Personal hygiene of middle schoolers is one of my greatest pet peeves ... along with parents who allow their 12-year old girls to wear clothing with writing across their butts. Hello? You really want your 12-year old's butt to be the first thing people look at when they see her??
It's crazy isn't it?
See, this is so typical of Today's society. I am right with you on these rants Hammer. And by the way, your response to the door to door thing must be way better than mine. I had a Jehovah's witness chick come to my door to get me to join her church and when I told her that she would have to blow me and swallow, she actually considered it.
Well, thanks to Hammer,I am now prepared to face the day should any of those damned Kirby selling Jehovahs Witnesses come knocking at my door!
Don't mess with the Hammer!
When we USED to get the bible thumpers at our door I would tell them "I've already sold my soul to satan and am happy with the deal".
The looks on their faces is always priceless.
Diet is part of the problem with the obese kids but the other part is sitting on their butts all day. I have a neighbor whose two kids are chronically sick & I am convinced it is because their systems are not exposed to sunlight and the outside air enough.
Sad and sick. Same family will pay cable bill before taking kids to dentist...
u scare me! I sent Mandy to grandma's for the summer and it is my fear that she will return to me as you describe! The first morning at grandma's she was given 4 sweet roll's. I spoke to her today and she said today was the first time she had to wash her hair! YIKES!
Dude, yer like a Pit Bull. I love it.
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