Weekend

The wife's eye is better. Thanks for all your concern and comments. Just a little scarring but nothing that will affect vision. The doc says she can go back to contacts next week.

There has been a squirrel population explosion at my house. I went outside and there were at least 15 jumping all over the place, tormenting my poor dogs and ripping apart my trees and plants. I grabbed my pellet gun and aimed through the scope and fired...one fell out of the tree into the neighbors yard. I reloaded and fired three more times and three more fell. I really hate killin the little suckers but they are so goddamn destructive. The neighbors rotweiler ended up getting a good meal out of the deal.

I put the gun away then went up front to water the flowers. Two of the squirrel cousins or brothers of my victims had climbed over the roof and were stalking me. They were chattering away on the awning above my garage and the looked ready to pounce and take me out.

I've never seen a squirrel get so aggressive. They had closed in on me and were about 4 feet away so I turned the hose on them... Little bastards better think twice next time.

My girls have their ballet recital this weekend, they get to be in 3 shows. The wife got volunteered to chaperone the 3 to 8 year olds. They didn't ask me to do it thankfully. I think it's the perpetually annoyed and pissed off look I give their bitchy and annoying dance instructor.

I really fucking hate going to these shows because they always have a bunch of hip-hop bullshit intermixed with the "real" dancing. The last couple of times they had little kids doing moves that were bordering on pornographic.. I was pissed off and told the owner of the studio what I thought..she said she would make sure and approve the songs and routines from now on.

We'll see.


Oh yeah, here is a Friday song: