Tuesday, May 1, 2007

Post 500... Hammer's new meme


Hammer's 500 meme
whenyouronlytoolisahammer.blogspot.com


1. What is the stupidest mistake you have ever made with money?
Buying a car from a car lot at 9pm on a Saturday night when mine suddenly blew up.

2. Do you think taxes are unfair or do you think it's your civic duty?
I'm beginning to think taxes are just fodder for more government intrusion and worthless agencies who want to control every aspect of our lives.

3. Do you take risks and possibly turn your life upside down for new opportunity?
I used to but now I'm much more cautious due to being screwed over by liars and crooks.

4. Are you the alpha in your household? (Include pets)
Yes. It's a lot of responsibility but someone has to take the lead for things to get done.

5. Do you compromise with your significant other or does someone always get their way? Compromise is good as long as the requests are reasonable and nobody gets shit on.

6. What curse word do you use most often?
Sombitch

7. Do you easily change your mind or are you dead set on most issues?
I'm dead set unless someone proposes a mind blowing argument to the contrary.

8. What famous person would you like to trade places with for one week?
George W. Bush

9. If you could go back in time and tell one person off, who would it be and what would you say?
My Eighth grade science teacher Mrs Hutto. I would tell her that I turned out to be sucessful despite her constant humiliation, harassment and derogatory comments made about me in front of my peers.

10. Were you a good student or did you do just enough to get by?
I had difficulty in school, due to attention deficit problems. Once I outgrew them I was usually on the honor roll with the excess effort I was accustomed to using to pay attention.

11. If you could give one piece of advice to someone just starting out on their own, what would you tell them?
Don't rent.

12. Are people basically good and honest or are most people opportunistic and predatory?
Most people when given the opprotunity will not make an honorable choice when they stand to gain money.

13. Is there somebody you wish you could go back and apologize to?
I've already apologized to just about everyone who deserved it.

I tag, ieatsnowmanpoop, Groovy lady, Ryan, Tweety29 Mrs josegoldbloom and Jenny

If you like this meme and want to do it, let me know so I can read it.

I put my blog address on this one because last time I wrote a meme, it went far and wide and nobody knew where it came from.




57 Comments:

At May 1, 2007 at 4:13 PM , Anonymous Infinitesimal said...

who invented the word: "meme"?

 
At May 1, 2007 at 4:22 PM , Anonymous Hammer said...

infini: The term "meme" (IPA: /miːm/, rhyming with "theme"; commonly pronounced in the US as /mɛm/, rhyming with "gem"), coined/popularized in 1976[1] by the biologist Richard Dawkins, refers to a "unit of cultural information" which can propagate from one mind to another in a manner analogous to genes (i.e., the units of genetic information).

 
At May 1, 2007 at 5:15 PM , Anonymous IEAT_SNOWMANPOOP said...

Thanks for tagging me. I liked this one.

 
At May 1, 2007 at 5:28 PM , Anonymous JAM said...

Congrats on 500. As my Dad would have said, you've really been pickin' 'em up and puttin' 'em down.

 
At May 1, 2007 at 5:45 PM , Anonymous MrsJoseGoldbloom said...

Great Meme Hammer, and I enjoyed reading your responses. I've got mine done and posted with a link to your site.

Thanks for the tag.

 
At May 1, 2007 at 6:41 PM , Anonymous Mushy said...

500! Congrats!

 
At May 1, 2007 at 6:49 PM , Anonymous Drew said...

As long as you're adding your URL, you may want to put the missing letter back into "hammer." Last I checked, your tool's not a hmmer. In any case, nice meme and congrats on 500.

 
At May 1, 2007 at 6:59 PM , Anonymous Hammer said...

snowmanpoop: thanks :)

Jam: I ike that :)

mrsjosegoldbloom: Thanks glad you liked it :)

mushy, I appreciate it :)

drew: DOH! Thanks, good catch.

 
At May 1, 2007 at 7:45 PM , Anonymous Jeannie said...

interesting, as always - going to poke around all your tags - I'll wait and see if tweety tags me before I get all snotty at you for not picking me too ;)

 
At May 1, 2007 at 8:15 PM , Anonymous Jeannie said...

Ok - I almost forgive you - I enjoyed all the other blogs even though they haven't all done the meme yet. I have them on feed now so they better produce.

 
At May 1, 2007 at 8:22 PM , Anonymous Los Angelista said...

Congratulations on 500 posts. I'm not even there yet after over 2 whole years of blogging! :)

And GOOD for you for wanting to tell off that crappy teacher of yours that didn't think the world of you. I want to tell her off too!

 
At May 1, 2007 at 9:34 PM , Anonymous Laurie said...

nice answers. i enjoy reading your posts.

 
At May 1, 2007 at 10:08 PM , Anonymous FHB said...

Cool. Yer a prolific sumbitch.

 
At May 1, 2007 at 10:24 PM , Anonymous John McElveen said...

Hammer My Man,

Nailed it as usual- now a faithful reader,

John

 
At May 2, 2007 at 2:14 AM , Anonymous Ryan said...

Congrats Hammer......


That is a landmark.

Now I'm going to go check out post number 1

 
At May 2, 2007 at 4:26 AM , Anonymous Joker_SATX said...

Hammer,

Congrats on the 500! I hope I last as long as you have.

Flyinfox_SATX

 
At May 2, 2007 at 4:37 AM , Anonymous Hammer said...

Jeannie: I'd love to see your answers, I just didn't want to seem to be picking on you all the time ;)

liz: thanks :) I don't know why thinking about that old bitty still bothers me.

laurie: thank you and thanks for visiting :)

FHB: lol I do represent that remark ;)

john McElveen: thanks!

Ryan: Cool, can't wait to see your answers :)

flyinfox: I'll race ya to 1000 ;)

 
At May 2, 2007 at 4:56 AM , Anonymous Lulu (Dan's cat) said...

Your 500th post???? You must spend more time online than my dad. I guess you don't have any cats, huh?

MEOOOOOWWW!!!

 
At May 2, 2007 at 5:46 AM , Anonymous Matt-Man said...

I would prefer almost anyone to take GW's place for a week...Well, not Dick Cheney. Congrats Hammer, Cheers!!

 
At May 2, 2007 at 5:56 AM , Anonymous tweetey30 said...

I will do mine here in a few minutes. I am not going back to bed this morning like I usually do. Thanks for the tag. I was wondering what to do next.

 
At May 2, 2007 at 6:02 AM , Anonymous Dazd said...

Meme posted!

 
At May 2, 2007 at 6:49 AM , Anonymous tweetey30 said...

posted when you get a minute.

 
At May 2, 2007 at 7:30 AM , Anonymous Larry said...

I did it too, and posted same with proper acknowledgments.
Happy 500th!

 
At May 2, 2007 at 7:31 AM , Anonymous M said...

Happy 500th!! :D

 
At May 2, 2007 at 7:53 AM , Anonymous BBC said...

George Bush isn't famous, just a well known idiot.

"What famous person would you like to trade places with for one week?"

Albert Einstein

Good advice not to rent, all I have these days is a little property taxes to pay. And no landlord to tell me what I can and can't do, or raise my rent, or move me out.

 
At May 2, 2007 at 7:58 AM , Anonymous BBC said...

Step it up boy.

I've done 506 posts counting both blogs. LOL

 
At May 2, 2007 at 8:16 AM , Anonymous Jenny! said...

500 is a ton of posts...I was shitting my pants when I hit 100! I noticed at the bottom that I was tagged...what does that mean??? I am particularly interested in hearing the story of buying a car after your blew up!!! Have you posted about that already?

 
At May 2, 2007 at 9:22 AM , Anonymous Infinitesimal said...

yeah... I THOUGHT I had heard it (meme) before in psych class somewhere, THANKS!

 
At May 2, 2007 at 10:08 AM , Anonymous Groovy Lady said...

Congrats on your 500th! You should be very proud because there is not a dud in the bunch.. all of them are great. :)

Thanks for tagging me! I'm thinking, I'm thinking, lol. I'll let you know when I get it posted.

 
At May 2, 2007 at 10:22 AM , Anonymous minijonb said...

post 500? nice work!

 
At May 2, 2007 at 10:39 AM , Anonymous Jocelyn said...

Sounds like you owe Mrs. Hutto a letter. Damn.

I like your favorite curse word, btw.

 
At May 2, 2007 at 11:39 AM , Anonymous Carrie said...

Happy 500th!

 
At May 2, 2007 at 11:47 AM , Anonymous JP said...

Jeannie tagged me and I complied...

 
At May 2, 2007 at 12:21 PM , Anonymous Ralphd00d said...

'Grats onthe 5ooth. Here's mine..

http://ralphd00d.blogspot.com/2007/05/taking-care-of-business.html

 
At May 2, 2007 at 12:34 PM , Anonymous This is me. said...

Well, Jeannie tagged me.

congrats on your 500th.

See my answers if you wish.

Again, congrats on your 500 mark.

 
At May 2, 2007 at 12:49 PM , Anonymous melodyann said...

Lordy be, Ham-head, let's you and me have an argument sometime. I love the thrill of a challenge!

 
At May 2, 2007 at 3:32 PM , Anonymous Hammer said...

lulu: Damn straight unless you count violins ;)

matt-man lol thanks :)

tweety: good one :)

dazed: great job :)

larry: I liked it!

m: thank you much :)

jenny: thanks for doing the meme. The car didn't really blow up it just sort of stopped for no good reason.

infini: no prob :)

groovy: that's very nice of you to say, can't wait to read yours :)

bbc: I guess Bush is infamous huh?

minijohnb: thanks :) I liked your answers.

jocelyn: Ahh mrs hutto is too much of a bitch to ever realize the folly of her ways.

carrie: thank you :)

jp: yeah I know you're not a meme person so I let jeannie do the dirtywork :)

ralphdood: Thanks, good job on yours :)

marianne: I just looked at yours and liked it very much. Finally found your blog btw :)

melodyann: hehe not sure If I'm much of the arguing type :)

 
At May 2, 2007 at 5:20 PM , Anonymous Sweeti said...

Well Hammer that was one of the hammers, did you check out the other 2?
Did the MeMe. (Hard questions)

 
At May 2, 2007 at 5:22 PM , Anonymous Bridget Jones said...

Hammer just read you for the first time and love your blog.

Did the meme (could it be related to the French word for 'same'?) over at my place.

Really cool blog, man.

Congrats on your milestone!

 
At May 2, 2007 at 6:20 PM , Anonymous Hammer said...

Sweeti: Great job on the meme, I'm working on the other two they are tougher :)

bridget jones: thanks for visiting and thanks for the kind words. Not sure, but It would make sense meme and same if that's what dawkins was going for.

 
At May 2, 2007 at 8:15 PM , Anonymous Jeannie said...

Well Hammer - I have noticed your meme has run far and wide very quickly. And I have to commend you on your questions. I have learned so much about people I visit often and a few people I never read before. I notice a few I know have also found you. That's so cool! This will probably come back to you in 6 months or so...probably with someone else's name on it.

 
At May 2, 2007 at 8:32 PM , Anonymous Hammer said...

jeannie: I'm surprised, sometimes these things go off like a fart in a phone booth. I'm grateful to all of you guys who spread it around.

I learned a lot too.

 
At May 2, 2007 at 9:49 PM , Anonymous Groovy Lady said...

Agghh! Sorry it took me so long to get the meme answers posted. For some reason my children think they need to eat, go to the dentist.. get picked up from school and crap like that.. geez!

Anyway, they are finally up and I must say, it was a really good one. Great questions, however I fear I didn't do them justice by providing great answers.

Thanks again for tagging me! :)

 
At May 3, 2007 at 5:00 AM , Anonymous dr.alistair said...

taxes.....

just wait until the government finally sells the environmental tax on us.

we won`t have enough to by bread.

al gore is an asshole.

keep posting.

 
At May 3, 2007 at 7:54 AM , Anonymous mutleythedog said...

Good lord - 500! I have only done 137!! I think I stole your last meme Mr H.

 
At May 3, 2007 at 12:51 PM , Anonymous het (aka quickfit) said...

500 posts,,,,,phew that brings me out in a sweat, good work hammer

ciao4now xx

 
At May 3, 2007 at 1:05 PM , Anonymous Cynnie said...

i'm stealin this !

 
At May 3, 2007 at 1:17 PM , Anonymous Logophile said...

I am going to do this next week, does that count as notification? I will credit you.

 
At May 3, 2007 at 1:54 PM , Anonymous Hammer said...

groovy: great job as always :)

dr alistair: I recently read that taxes equate to 9/10 of the cost of a loaf of bread when you factor all the taxes on all of the items that go into its production.

mutley: Can't wait to see it :)

het: thank you :)

cynnie: Be my guest, I'll come check it out :)

logophile: thanks for visiting :) I'll be sure and check out your posts. I put my link on this one because my last meme took off without me and I didn't get to read but 10% of the people who completed it because they went and named it something else lol.

 
At May 3, 2007 at 6:09 PM , Anonymous Kim said...

Hammer, I'm a bad dobee. I keep meaning to do memes, even when I've not been tagged, especially yours. But I can't think of anything better than what you and your tagged peeps do.
Love your stuff.

 
At May 4, 2007 at 6:14 AM , Anonymous Canadian flake said...

Wtg on #500 hammer. I am fairly new to the world of blogging but yours is always one of the 1st ones I read. You have a great sense of humour. Liked the meme. I am going to do it this weekend on my blog. Anything that keeps my wheels turning is a good thing at my advanced age..lmaooooooo. HAGD!!

 
At May 4, 2007 at 1:40 PM , Anonymous Helene said...

It's a great Meme, I was invited to do it by Jeannie, (via Tweetey).

So what went wrong with the car you bought on a Saturday night at 9PM? You wouldn't refer to it as a mistake if nothing went wrong vry soon after you bought.

 
At May 4, 2007 at 1:55 PM , Anonymous Kitem said...

I just finished mine, pfff it was so long that I had to do it in three sessions.
What is the meaning of 500?
Is it your 500th tag? you invent them or they come to you through the blog world?

 
At May 4, 2007 at 1:58 PM , Anonymous Hammer said...

kim: thanks :) by the way can you send me an email with your blog link?

canadian flake: thank so much! Can't wait to see your answers.

la cremiere: It was dark, I paid too much, bought the warranty which was a scam. Soon after 8 things broke at once so I had to trade it in at a big loss. I'm still paying for that vehicle 3 cars later becuase the loss is built into my current car payment.

 
At May 4, 2007 at 2:09 PM , Anonymous Hammer said...

kitem:

I wrote the meme in celebration of my 500th post. I just read yours and liked it very much.

 
At May 4, 2007 at 6:27 PM , Anonymous skinnylittlesister said...

Man Hammer if your biggest regret is buying a car on a Saturday night, then I think your doing much better than the average person.
I don't know if you are gray or not, but a week as George Bush would insure that either gray hair or lost hair.
I think it's great you have someone left to cuss (Mrs.Hutto) but apologies have already been made. Knowing when to speak up & when to shut up is important & I'm sure you'll pass this on to your kids :)
500 posts! Wow! I have missed out on all too much!

 
At May 4, 2007 at 9:37 PM , Anonymous Hammer said...

skinnyblonde: I was just doing it to get to laura..she has great cans ;D

 

Post a Comment

Welcome back

Subscribe to Post Comments [Atom]

<< Home