Saturday, April 28, 2007

Checking account

A crusty old man walks into a bank and says to the teller,
"I want to open a fucking checking account."

The astonished woman replies," I beg your pardon, sir.
I must have misunderstood you. What did you say?"

"Listen up, goddamn it. I said I want to open a fucking checking account now!"

"I'm very sorry sir, but that kind of language is not tolerated in this bank."

The teller leaves the window and goes over to the bank manager to inform him of her situation.

The manager agrees that the teller does not have to listen to that foul language.

They both return to the window and the manager asks the old geezer, "Sir, what seems to be the problem here?"

"There is no damn problem," the man says. I just won $200 million bucks in the fucking lottery and I want to put my fucking money in this damn bank."

"I see," says the manager, "and is this fucking bitch giving you a hard time?"

20 Comments:

At April 29, 2007 at 12:34 AM , Anonymous Lexcen said...

LOL, excellent.

 
At April 29, 2007 at 3:44 AM , Anonymous Ator said...

Hahahaha...skerp!

 
At April 29, 2007 at 4:03 AM , Anonymous Jeannie said...

I think my husband told me that one. I probably hit him for it.

 
At April 29, 2007 at 5:30 AM , Anonymous Joker_SATX said...

No Shit?! LOL

Flyinfox_SATX

 
At April 29, 2007 at 5:32 AM , Anonymous Kirsten N. Namskau said...

Ha ha ha ... Right on spot. That is exactly how it is.
The rules are for the grassroot people who EARN their money, the respect goes to those who have MORE than what they have earned.

 
At April 29, 2007 at 6:03 AM , Anonymous tshsmom said...

Yup, money talks; bullshit walks! Ain't it a shame?

 
At April 29, 2007 at 6:46 AM , Anonymous concerned citizen said...

ha! ditto what kirsten said.

 
At April 29, 2007 at 7:18 AM , Anonymous Ordinary Janet said...

the customer is always right!

 
At April 29, 2007 at 8:00 AM , Anonymous BBC said...

I stopped at the bank for some money yesterday, and asked the teller if she was a crazy as I am. She said "yes" so I gave her one of my cards.

The one that says Welcome to Earth, third rock from the sun - Fuck you.

She got a kick out of it.

 
At April 29, 2007 at 8:02 AM , Anonymous barista grazioso said...

**snickers** that was funny

 
At April 29, 2007 at 9:41 AM , Anonymous BobG said...

Reminds me of an old one I heard about 40 years ago.

Mickey mouse was standing in front of the judge, trying to get a divorce from Minnie Mouse. The judge was looking over the papers and sets them down.
Judge: "I'm sorry, but I don't think you can divorce your wife just because she has mental problem."
Mickey: "But Your Honor, I didn't say she had mental problems. I said she was fuckin' Goofy...".

 
At April 29, 2007 at 12:04 PM , Anonymous Groovy Lady said...

Nice! That's a good one and so true! I'm going to have to print that one up for my dad. He thinks the bank personnel treat him differently if his account goes one dollar below a certain amount. He'll love it.

lol @ bobg.. your's was pretty damn funny too! :D

 
At April 29, 2007 at 12:37 PM , Anonymous OneFullHouse said...

Aint' that the truth~ money makes the world go round.

Thanks for the laugh.

 
At April 29, 2007 at 4:49 PM , Anonymous Doggy Smile said...

Ha-ha-ha, isn't THAT the truth !!!!
Happy Sunday, Hammer !

 
At April 29, 2007 at 5:23 PM , Anonymous kateykakes said...

ROTFLMAO! Funny stuff!

 
At April 30, 2007 at 12:59 AM , Anonymous FHB said...

Aaaaaaa, that's funny! and soooo true.

 
At April 30, 2007 at 3:53 AM , Anonymous KB said...

Hahahahaha!! Excellent!! Love it!

 
At April 30, 2007 at 7:06 AM , Anonymous MrsJoseGoldbloom said...

LOL...How F*cking true that is!

 
At April 30, 2007 at 8:11 AM , Anonymous Jenny! said...

I haven't laughed that hard at a joke in a long time...I am totally going to steal that one and use it on all my friends!!! Oops...I peed a little!

 
At May 9, 2007 at 1:11 PM , Anonymous Ride Fast said...

LOL, thanks for sharing.

 

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