Caption Contest...
Think of your best caption and the winner can pick a blog topic for me to write about. I'll decide the winner on Sunday 4-29.
posted by Bill Rowland @ April 25, 2007
35 Comments
When your only tool is a hammer
Continuation of a blog that I lost 10-11 years ago
Wednesday, April 25, 2007
Think of your best caption and the winner can pick a blog topic for me to write about. I'll decide the winner on Sunday 4-29.
Previous Posts
- New Banner
- Things hammer has learned not to do.
- Hammer #12 Cheech and Chong retrospective
- This is the most hilarious thing I've seen in ages.
- Hammer #11 the sound of sinus
- The dead man's balls
- My father the "liberal"
- Last words on why I carry
- Away for the weekend
- Some more funnies
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All Jessie had been asking for was a little head...
I'm going to have to come back.
I've been staring at this creepy photo for at least 15 minutes. That can't be good for me.
This, is a nappy headed cracker ho!
If you honkies don't want to end up like THIS, you'd better pay up bitches!
You must be this tall to get on this ride.
Oh - and I like the banner! How does someone go about stealing another's banner?
"For the last time, please drop that whole HeimeTown incident years back. These two issues are not related!"
Flyinfox_SATX
I have nothing....
that is a funny expression he has though.
See, if I hold my breath like this, an idiot appears out of my hand.
"The price you pay for using liberal as a negative is: I collect your fucking head"
They used to call me ghostrider.....when I used to play basketball.... but lets face it, its not funny I know but you have to add a comment......
ciao4now xx
Look on the ad it said 'easy to store away' but this love doll motherfuckers not going anywhere..
caption comment 2
when carpentry and healing the sick collide; Jessie realises that woodglue and congragations are a bad mix
"What the hell is wrong with you people? I said I wanted his head on a silver platter!"
Nice banner, but shouldn't it read, "We The Monkeys" ? That is a defective document you know. :-)
And you really need a hatchet. :-)
Anyfuckingway, I don't want to enter the contest. See how I am? :-)
Down Puppy down puppy. LOL..
Jackson astonishes the nation when he introduces a new version of "smear the queer".
I hate Jesse!
I keep hoping he'll pass out from holding his breath like that, but no matter how long I stare he won't. lol
And if I left my captions on this, People would think I was a potty mouth. lmaoooooooooo
"See?! Bounces just like a basketball!"
Damn. I had a great one, and then I started reading comments and I forgot. Oh well.
Someone finally got Don's head out of his ass. There was a minor setback tho.
Oh so many possibilities...I will have to think about this. Cheers Hammer!!
"Now watch me as I pull a rabbit out of my ass...wait a second.....that's not a rabbit."
I'm sorry. I got nothin. I may be losing it.
"...this dumb ass thinks carrying my head to these rallies is gonna shut me up he's out of his nappy little mind!"
Chop 1 large onion, 3 cloves of garlic and all the spices fry gently before addinng the head...
I have nothing.. but some of the ones already posted are funny. :P
Concentrating hard, Jessie turned Al Sharpton into Don Imus' head. Then sued himself.
...and if you press a little harder, he make a funny sound!
I got nothing, either-I've been thinking about it for days. Just thought of this:
Jesse Jackson loosens up his audience before his big speech by demonstrating his skills at "walking the dog".
"Doctor, I have this growth on my hand..."
"Dammit, y'all, I SAID: 'Bring me the head of John the Baptist.... NOT Bring me the head of Don Imus.... John the Baptist set up shop down the road from here, and he's been stealin' my parish!!!....DAG."
Nothin' up my sleeve. PRESTO! Mmm, I think I need a new hat.
Ok, BLATANT plagiarism.
All good so far, this is going to be tough!
"what! I thought here would be a bounty on this scalp! Al gave me five bucks for the hat."
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