Getting some odd Emails
I'm getting a bunch of Emails at the address I use for blog comments. Apparently someone thinks I'm hot shit:
Here are a few examples:
First i would like to say you are a sexy manit you want to have a good time i willl onlybe on msn mnessnger beckytely@hotmail.com
hello hot stuff i love your pic you want to some funmsnmessnger me beckytely@hotmail.com
what up hot man you want too have fun i will be on msn messnger onlymailto:onlycitbecky@hotmail.com
Hi! Thank you for reading my message. I am darya, I am a 27-year-old Russian lady. Haven't you heard about Russian winters? It is cold here now but I have a warm kind heart to support you if you decide to come here. I am looking for a man of my dream! Please, drop me some lines: mailto:darya@bestgirls2u.org
Wow you are one great looking guyi hope you like to have funi want to have have msn messneger me only citbecky@hotmail.com
Not sure who these people are, but they must have seen this pic I posted on the blog and thought one of them was me. Sorry to dissapoint ladies, I'm not near as sexy as these fine specimens.
posted by Bill Rowland @ February 23, 2007
20 Comments
20 Comments:
Awwwwww, man, I'm totally disappointed now....I was CERTAIN you looked like the one in the green suit.... ;)
Dang, that guy in green has me feeling intimidated...
Looks like you've drawn quite a following Hammer.
OHHH Hammer, you sexy, hot bastard ... You're only teasing us ... I "know" it's you in yellow there, isn't it????
No wonder you get a lot of e-mails.
green suit guy is awesome!
The one in green looks a lot like me.
Well crap! You dashed my dreams and images of you....I'm soft for round men!LOL!
I'm having palpitations over the one in pink I must admit...nice tits.
I can't believe you posted AND are making fun of my secret love letters... I'm wounded....
JEEZ Hammer!
I thought this pic would never get out! How anyone could mistake you for me is unbelieveable. Pink was never my color anyway. obviously those hot mommas were sending the e-mail to the wrong blog.
Flyinfox_SATX
I get mails like that also. But they want me to by things to enlarge my penis before coming to me.
I've gone broke, my dick is no bigger, and no one has ever showed up. *sigh*
LOL
Did you reply to them?
KB: Green guy is pretty sexy I must admit.
Gunny: I wonder when he's looking for?
Kirsten: I can only dream of being that much of a man. ;)
m: I'm sure he's famous in dwarf porn ;)
lex: seperated at birth? ;)
Ranting: Theres round and there's sphere ;)
jenafear: he sure looks pleased with himself doesn't he?
cheesy: I thought you were a better speller than that ;)
flyinfox: I'm sure it was an honest mistake it was the thigh pouches that threw them off ;)
bbc: it's an epidemic ;)
jingoistic: I would except that poor spelling and punctuation is a real turn off. ;)
EEEEEW, Hammer !!!! That was a crack-up ! I love your sense of humor about those er, lonely-hearts spammmers !
Have a good weekend.
Have these mean never heard of back, sack and crack wax?
hey, that russian chick spammed me too! and here i thought she was a lesbo, must be bi....
LOLOLOL... you thought wrong!
that guy in green is wearing underwear!
Dude, you scared me at first...I thought the guy on the far right was my Dad.
She likes your hammer. I see English is not her first language. What's a manit?
annie: thanks, I've never been so popular with the lonely hearts vigra peddlers before :)
Mutley: I'm not sure if body hair is in or out this year.
cheesy: ok I'll respond but no kinky stuff ;)
infinitesimal: I noticed that and it's pretty gross that we would look that closely ;)
Otis: Ok now you have to post a family picture on your blog after that comment ;)
rose: I'm not sure, maybe some strange contraction of man unit ;)
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