Tuesday, February 20, 2007

Wednesday funnies

Don't eat the Chimichangas on the buffet!



Excuse me, I need to talk to the manager..there's something in my coffee...


Go ahead punk..make my day

Decent jobs are hard to come by in some parts of the world.


"Bruce said they were a little short but I think they're fabulous!"

22 Comments:

At February 20, 2007 at 10:58 PM , Anonymous Burfica said...

OMG I was laughing my ass off till the last one....then I threw up in my mouth a little. lmaooooooooooo

 
At February 20, 2007 at 11:28 PM , Anonymous Infinitesimal said...

Yeah, this last one matches the post of Galactically Stupi's entitled:
"Well I just Don't Know What To Say"

It is not exactly what i neeed before bed....at ALL!!!!!

Came over to tell you to use your best judgment on the pepper and oregano for the mac n cheese if cooking for the kids... it is spicy i think, maybe reuce, maybe not... everyone loves it.... but i love my pepper.... I dunno, just use your best judgment i suppose

it should be fine.... cheese cuts spice and these kids ARE Mexicano right?

Nighty night

Ugh... Next Blog Next Blog!!
no more ass shots Puh Lease!

 
At February 21, 2007 at 1:10 AM , Anonymous M said...

Who wears short shorts?
We wear short shorts!
They're such short shorts.
We like short shorts!

 
At February 21, 2007 at 5:29 AM , Anonymous Cheesy said...

Oh I LOVE LOVE LOVE the shepard shot!! Prefecto!

"Does my ass make these shorts look small?"

 
At February 21, 2007 at 5:52 AM , Anonymous Kat Campbell said...

The only thing funnier than some of these pictures are the comments!

 
At February 21, 2007 at 6:09 AM , Anonymous BBC said...

Golly

I wish I could fart like that

What a hoot that would be

LOL

 
At February 21, 2007 at 8:19 AM , Anonymous No Mas said...

Doesn't everyone love ass-eating shorts? Love the little coffee dawg - cheaper than a dog carrier, i suppose. BTW: Consumer Reports just rated McD's coffee as #1 over the others tasted, including nasty, burnt coffee at Starbucks.

 
At February 21, 2007 at 10:16 AM , Anonymous concerned citizen said...

The ass shorts rule!

 
At February 21, 2007 at 12:12 PM , Anonymous Steven said...

I'm so jealous of that man's tight little ass. ;)

Steve~

 
At February 21, 2007 at 12:54 PM , Anonymous Rachel Schell said...

I have a chihuahua that could probably fit in a mcdonalds cup. She weighs about 4 pounds now and won't get any bigger.

 
At February 21, 2007 at 12:56 PM , Anonymous Carrie said...

Oh no! That last one is just wrong!

 
At February 21, 2007 at 1:14 PM , Anonymous het (aka quickfit) said...

the last one is a classic, just look at the ladies face that is walking past...I think he was actually trying to recreate the first photo and that all that was left of his 501's after the attempt.

damn good piccies

ciao4now

 
At February 21, 2007 at 1:34 PM , Anonymous Doggy Smile said...

Bruce was right. hey are WAY too short !!!

Hammer, did you get my e-mail about the correct mixed berry cobbler recipe ?
I fixed it on my post, but wanted to make sure you had the right ingredients/measurements so it could turn out seriously yummy !!!

 
At February 21, 2007 at 1:42 PM , Anonymous E. said...

Hammer, off topic, but you might like it:
http://mma.tv/tuf/index.cfm?ac=ListMessages&PID=1&TID=991002&FID=2&pc=27

 
At February 21, 2007 at 2:36 PM , Anonymous Hammer said...

burfica: that was the plan muhahahah! ;)

infinitesimal: I know not the best for sweet dreams.

M: he wears short shorts!

Cheesy: that would have been a much better caption!

kat: Yep they're hilarious today :)

BBC: my uncle could but they were blue from methane.

l>t I bet you can guess what city that is ;)

Steven, You're sick, but right as always ;)

thepinkangel: what they lack in size they more than make up for in attitude.

carrie: I couldn't resist the scroll down shocker. :)

annie: he never listens to bruce ;)
yes thank you, I got the correction
I'll let you know how it turns out.

e: that is frigging awesome! I couldn't imagine how bad ass it would be to walk into that jackpot.

 
At February 21, 2007 at 2:42 PM , Anonymous E. said...

Hehe. Thought you would like it :)

 
At February 21, 2007 at 6:54 PM , Anonymous BBC said...

Any fart is going to be methane.

 
At February 21, 2007 at 9:06 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oooh...that first one reminds me of one of my dad's army stories. Bunch of bored teens sitting out in the sweaty, damp armpit of nowhere in Cambodia decided to light their farts and other stuff for amusement. One unlucky fellow (not my dad, as he was laughing way too hard) had the fire travel, ahem, "upstream".

I hope that didn't happen to the first guy.

- ISU tinkerer

 
At February 21, 2007 at 9:21 PM , Anonymous Hammer said...

E: sure did!

BBC: Actually only 30% of Americans are methane producers. Personally, I just blow out the match. (we learned real improtant stuff in college)

ISU: Yeah backdraft is bad, can be deadly. The guy in the picture is at a refinery or oil rig next to the natural gas burn off. (I hope)

 
At February 22, 2007 at 11:28 AM , Anonymous Miss Awesome said...

I'm pretty sure that people who put chiuahuas in mcdonalds cups are the ones who got the dog to be cool like Paris Hilton but were too poor to afford the cool doggy carrier bags.

 
At February 22, 2007 at 5:54 PM , Anonymous Rose said...

Lmao at that last pic.

 
At February 23, 2007 at 6:39 PM , Anonymous Joker_SATX said...

You must have been having a Dr. Chip moment!

Flyinfox_SATX

 

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