Funnies for the 400th post
Cats and mice finally learn to get along.
My life with the Coke head cult.
Give up the peanuts already you greedy asshole!
Honey, before we go all the way there's something we need to do...
posted by Bill Rowland @ February 25, 2007
29 Comments
29 Comments:
I know this isn’t a caption contest but I just can’t resist.
Regarding the carwash/cow: (Clears throat) After losing his job as a debt collector, Henrod took the only job for which he was qualified, “Douche Bag.”
What??? Are those asses real??
ditto me on Kirsten's comment
Slaghammer: If this was a caption contest you would have already won with that one :)
Kirsten: I believe yes. That is a carefully cultivated ass.
infinitesimal: what? you haven't seen "Big ass momma VII "Damn where'd the poodle go?"
I had a really clever comment, but then the ass-picture came up and it fell right out of my head...
I think I'm f**kin blind.. I will never complain about my bootay again...
And why is the song "My Hump" and "I Like Big Butts" blaring in my head... crap and its only 5am... this will be a long "assed" day....
COngrats on surviving 400 posts. I'm glad your in my blog world! Thanks for the laughs.
I was laughing my butt off (bad pun) till I got to the last picture again. You always know how to make me gag a little on the last picture hammer. hehehehehehee
Too funny! Hammer, Sir Mix A Lot would have been proud of you!
Flyinfox_SATX
I'm wondering how two otherwise well-proportioned women manage to have such humongous rumps? Methinks it's a Photoshop.
Congrats on #400!
Good Monday morning, Hammer !
The cat one was so cute !!!!
I like the quote under the elephant...
And the last one with the statistics - yikes !
400 posts! wow. I keep deleting them so I'll clearly never get there. Congrats.
There are some truly interesting people in the world. viva diversity. But those butts? I'm sure they're real but belong to other torsos. But then again, I've seen some wondrous pear shapes.
You've made it to 400 posts - clearly you are a very clever and productive hammer. I'm looking forward to the next 400!
happy 400th.
The coke hats are bloody brilliant!
I'd hit those asses till they couldn't be hit any more! ;)
Steve~
OK, the cat pic was funny. I think my wife might steal that one and use it as a screensaver.
And Steven, you're all talk ;-). Asses like that require vitamins and a backbrace I've heard.
I'm humble enough to admit that 5'4" 110 lb. Mrs. B is all my rickety body can handle.
Wow 400 posts! The cat picture I'm stealing, the butt picture's a fake. All of them were hilarious.
If you aren't too busy, go vote for me at Battle of the Blogs...link on my latest post.
that last one is funny!!!
and...I can't beleive you already have 400 posts!!! I just barely broke 100...I'm a baby.
choo choo: lol that was the desired effect.
cheesy: I'm glad I could help :)
nomas: thanks for your support :)
burfica: I'm perfecting my technique :)
flyinfox: that song was going through my head when I saw that pic :)
janet: I used to work with a woman proportioned exactly like that. The assless women were jealous and called her big bird.
annie: I thought I'd throw a cute one in there to soften the blow :)
jeannie: I figure it takes all types of people to keep this world interesting :)
mutley: Thank you, I look forward to posting them.
m: Yes, I knew the Japanese were fans of western culture but sometimes they go a little far. ;)
james burnett: I think steve really means it, after reading his blog I wouldn't question this fetish ;)
steven: I would venture to say you are equipped for the job ;)
kat: thanks done and done :)
pink angel: It's a labor of love, 400 just snuck up on me ;)
they look like centaurs
it is mesmerizing
and i don't even know why!!!
I saw those lovely ladies on BET.
Strangely, your last post mentions "The Black Hole."
Oh, wow! Happy 400th! That's worth peeking out of my cave twice in one day. :)
I think I will make my 400th post serious. But that is just me.
LMAO...
Well I was slowly scrolling down. Everything going just fine then...
BAM!!! Oh my eyes!!!
Man that's what I call haulin' some serious ass.
Kill one of those comments will ya Hammer if you can...
Wet paint could of dried quicker than this thing submitting the comment. I hit it twice bro thinking it didn't take. Sorry LOL.
infinitesimal: Good comparison, I'm not really a butt man but I just can't stop staring at those.
LBB: thats where I saw them. I think those things attract smaller butts into orbit around them.
Thanks Phoenix :)
BBC: I think life is a big joke. Laughing and crying it's all the same ;)
GUNZ: That's the kind of butt you don't want to meet in a dark alley ;)
As an ass man, lemme just say "too much of a good thing is... intimidating"
Happy 400 , man if I had an ass like that.........
Oh I have :-(
Congrats on your 400th - you have a lot to say and a lot to offer.
Those asses are.....I'm lost for words...and I bet SOMEONE loves the owners!!!
I sometimes think women are better off if they look like the bottom-half of these ones!! Least they get loved for what's on the INside!! (Well, unless he has a ummmmmmm 'fettish'!)
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