Tuesday, September 9, 2008

Herbivore 100

Since I've been a vegetarian nearly my entire life most of the meat items will be crossed out unless I ate them before 5 years old...
Bold means I've eaten it.
Crossed out means I will never.
If I missed some my hand got tired of typing html code for that damn
crossout.


1. Venison
2. Nettle tea good for what ails ya.
3. Huevos rancheros a must in South Texas (eggs cooked in a spicy broth)
4. Steak tartare I'm not mad about mad cow
5. Crocodile Crikey!
6. Black pudding Blood clot sausage...not my bag baby
7. Cheese fondue Good stuff!

8.Carp The spam of the sea
9. Borscht.... Nyet
10. Baba ghanoush How could you go wrong with roasted eggplant?
11. Calamari Looks ok fried
12. Pho = Beef noodle soup
13. PB&J sandwich Who hasn't? Blackberry jelly is best
14.Aloo gobi..... Cauliflower potatoes and onions..another classic
15. Hot dog from a street cart Jimmy Hoffa brand!
16. Epoisses One of my favorites. I can't pronounce it so I call it monk cheeese
17. Black truffle .....Had some at Emerils in Orlando..great flavor
18. Fruit wine made from something other than grapes. I had pineapple wine from Hawaii it was good.
19. Steamed pork buns That just doesn't sound kosher.
20. Pistachio ice cream... You mean spumoni? It's excellent.
21. Heirloom tomatoes... They actually have flavor.
22. Fresh wild berries... Right off the bush!
23. Foie gras Cirrosis of Duck liver
24. Rice and beans... Of course, I like the cajun version.
25. Brawn, or head cheese I could insert a gross joke here.
26. Raw Scotch Bonnet pepper Yep I eat habaneros like candy
27. Dulce de leche I've had it over cake..sweet but good
28. Oysters The thought of eating a live snot monster give me pause
29. Baklava... Any dessert made with filo dough is fine by me.
30. Bagna cauda.... not exactly but close
31. Wasabi peas ack..one or two are ok
32. Clam chowder Not a yankee
33. Salted lassi.... Poor Lassie!
34. Sauerkraut.... you mean German kimchee?
35. Root beer float ....A classic
36. Cognac with a fat cigar... I try to not put the cigar in my cognac
37. Clotted cream tea... just sounds gross
38. Vodka jelly/Jell-O Yes and I lost a few IQ points doing it.
39.Gumbo... only my vegetarian version
40. Oxtail I could never get close enough without it kicking me
41. Curried goat
42. Whole insects Not unless I'm riding without a helmet
43. Phaal the hottest curry..I had it on a buffet once..it was really good but the heat was unexpected.
44. Goat’s milk ....only from female goats
45. Malt whisky from a bottle worth £60/$120 or more...Yeah but I was too drunk to appreciate it.
46. Fugu well fugu too I ain't eating that shit (poison puffer fish)
47. Chicken tikka masala No but I've tried the sauce
48. Eel In the tank their facial expression reminds me of an old man
49. Krispy Kreme original glazed doughnut Yep but I'm not a fan
50. Sea urchin Someone long ago must have been really hungry to think of eating that.
51. Prickly pear... Makes good jelly
52. Umeboshi ....Yes but I didn't know till I just looked it up
53. Abalone has a first name its O.S.C.A.R
54. Paneer... I love any cheese
55. McDonald’s Big Mac Meal... had one as a kid but didn't like the sauce
56. Spaetzle... One time in Fredricksburg.not bad
57. Dirty gin martini.... hell yeah..only with tanqueray though
58. Beer above 8% ABV... I like Madred sous
59. Poutine.... Not exactly but it sounds good
60. Carob chips Some quack said I was allergic to chocolate so I got that shit instead..blehhhch!
61. S’mores.... Just had my first one a month ago
62. Sweetbreads glands ain't my bag either
63. Kaolin ....diarreah medicine?
64. Currywurst.... Sounds... like a dish I need to make
65. Durian Stink fruit..no thanks
66. Frogs’ legs Saw them in a food booth my wife ate em I didn't
67. Beignets, churros, elephant ears or funnel cake with fried bread you can't go wrong
68. Haggis No thank you
69. Fried plantain ..I like cuban food
70. Chitterlings, or andouillette Nope
71. Gazpacho... I make my own but cold soup is an acquired taste
72. Caviar and blini On accident once..it was a rude awakening
73. Louche absinthe.... I don't like my booze to glow green
74. Gjetost, or brunost.... any cheese is good ..except limburger
75. Roadkill I'm not Les Stroud.
76. Baijiu Grain alcohol..sure I'm game
77. Hostess Fruit Pie Remember fruit pie the magician?
78. Snail Hell no!
79. Lapsang souchong smoked tea? sounds suspiciously like bong water
80. Bellini peach schnopps smoothie..good stuff
81. Tom yum Never knew what it was called but I had the coconut soup version and it rocked
82. Eggs Benedict Yep I like hollandaise
83. Pocky Chocolate covered cookie sticks..they are addictive
84. Tasting menu at a three-Michelin-star restaurant. do they sell tires too?
85. Kobe beef Nope but I wouldn't mind cooking with it
86. Hare What's up doc?
87. Goulash I make a mean vegetarian one
88. Flowers bought some edibles and incorporated them into an anniversary dinner..they were ok but more of a novelty
89. Horse Poor Trigger
90. Criollo chocolate Not sure but I'm game
91. Spam Nope that "schlock" sound as it leaves the can reminds me of cat food.
92. Soft shell crab Nope
93. Rose harissa.... In spongecake once
94. Catfish
95. Mole poblano.... One of my specialties
96. Bagel and lox ...Just the bagel
97. Lobster Thermidor Nope I probably would have trouble cooking one too
98. Polenta.... Hate that shit..it's like overcooked grits or undercooked cornpone
99. Jamaican Blue Mountain coffee Is that one one that comes out of a lemurs ass?
100. Snake I wouldn't know where to start









30 Comments:

At September 9, 2008 at 11:29 PM , Anonymous kvegas911 said...

I am not a vegetarian but we agree on a good bit of that...except oysters are one of my FAVES ummmmmm! You do have to have a taste for venison, it has to be cooked just right. Goose on the other hand is FABULOUS when marinated and grilled.....I love a lot of wild game...Live in big hunting country!

 
At September 10, 2008 at 1:20 AM , Anonymous Sandy said...

Your answers are funny! I would have to look all that stuff up..never heard of most of it!

 
At September 10, 2008 at 2:23 AM , Anonymous James R. Rummel said...

Never would have figured you for a vegetarian.

Me, I like to boast that I'll eat anything that doesn't eat me first. And I have!

James

 
At September 10, 2008 at 4:07 AM , Anonymous This is me. said...

What you said about the sea urchin is what I have always said about the oyster.

How in the hell did some fool figure out if he pried that thing open there may be something to eat inside?

That had to be one hungry mofo to pry open an oyster, see that quivering blob of slime and think, 'Mmmmm lunch!'.

 
At September 10, 2008 at 6:12 AM , Anonymous terri said...

I literally just did one of those unintentional heebie-jeebie full body shivers at your description of oysters... ensuring I will never try them!

 
At September 10, 2008 at 6:36 AM , Anonymous AirmanMom said...

It's all about texture, if it goes into my mouth! I can promise you that most of these sound like they would have a funky texture, therefore they would be x'ed off my list as well!

~AirmanMom returnign to her blog...

 
At September 10, 2008 at 7:06 AM , Anonymous CrystalChick said...

Watching Bizarre Foods with Andrew Zimmern can be very disturbing. He was talking about blood sausage. EEWW
When he ate sheep's eyballs in Morocco... OMG. What about just enjoying some cous cous and mint tea while there. That guy really is bizarre.

Hubby LOVES all peppers, grows them in his garden. One was soooo hot when I used it in an omelet we were all coughing and choking and had to open windows. Except him. He was just smiling and saying 'bring it on'!

 
At September 10, 2008 at 7:15 AM , Anonymous Maeve said...

My friends came back from Scotland on their honey moon bringing some of that lovely malt whiskey (#45).
As I would drinking tequlia, I gave it a healthy respect and didn't over indulge.

 
At September 10, 2008 at 8:40 AM , Anonymous Karen said...

I never knew you were a vegetarian. For some reason that surprises me tremendously. I guess I always assume vegetarians are tree-hugging liberals. I guess I have to expand my thinking.

 
At September 10, 2008 at 9:06 AM , Anonymous I'm just saying said...

Vegetarian? Would have never guessed. You like alcohol though, you're o.k. in my book ;)

 
At September 10, 2008 at 9:21 AM , Anonymous JihadGene said...

Praise Allah! Very wise words from Hammer... Goats milk, only from female goats!
lol

 
At September 10, 2008 at 9:51 AM , Anonymous Jami said...

Oysters: sea boogers.

And you touched on a very valid point when you said someone back at the dawn of prehistory had to be desperately hungry the first time human beings ate some of those things. Even eggs: "You know, I'm so weak from hunger that I can't catch that bird to eat it, so I'm going to settle for the next thing that falls out of its ass."

 
At September 10, 2008 at 10:17 AM , Anonymous Doggy Smile said...

Hammer,
I adore good steak tartare made from filet mignon, tiny chilled kumamoto oysters from Japan, and bagels and lox...
All the other ones you crossed out, I totally agree with - yuck !

 
At September 10, 2008 at 10:34 AM , Anonymous Be Inspired Always said...

Great list! I'm on board with most of what you said. But I'll include calfnuts... will NOT touch them or eat them!

Jillian

 
At September 10, 2008 at 10:56 AM , Anonymous kerrcarto said...

WTF did you eat at the blogmeet? Oh yeah beer…never mind.

 
At September 10, 2008 at 11:36 AM , Anonymous FHB said...

Damn, that's a hell of a list. Makes me HUNGRY. So I'm off to eat Chinese. Later.

 
At September 10, 2008 at 12:07 PM , Anonymous Jessica said...

Never would've thought you were a vegetarian. Man, I want some fruit wine...made from something other than grapes! :)

 
At September 10, 2008 at 2:06 PM , Anonymous Jeannie said...

I'm quite surprised at the number of these I've had. I had to look some up but found that I had eaten a few of those too or might have. Of those I haven't had, they are simply not available around here or anywhere I've been - like crocodile or puffer fish. I have yet to eat a S'mores. I have to wonder about the name brand crap - why so specific?
Who came up with this list and why? There doesn't seem to be any particular thread of meaning here. It smacks a little of arrogance but there are a lot of interesting things missing.
I would try anything once as long as someone proved to me it was edible first.

 
At September 10, 2008 at 2:36 PM , Anonymous Muskego Jeff said...

Jamacian Blue Mountain coffee is NOT the stuff that comes from animal crap. It's just coffee made from beans grown in the Blue Mountain area of Jamaca. My dad loves it. I never tried it, and won't drink coffee.

Between the two of us, I think every item on the list is covered, except Haggis. I'm still waiting to go to Scotland so I can try it.

 
At September 10, 2008 at 2:58 PM , Anonymous tshsmom said...

I prefer the strawberry Pocky myself. ;)

 
At September 10, 2008 at 3:07 PM , Anonymous phlegmfatale said...

Epoisses is one of my favorites, too. Glorious stuff.

it's pronounced ay(as in hay)pwoz or ape-wOz as in wizard of.

 
At September 10, 2008 at 3:07 PM , Anonymous Burfica said...

alot of the one's you crossed out I have tried. Some I even still eat. Some you had on your list I would never try myself. Aint eating no frog or snail, and not a guts or brain fan. hehehehe

I have eaten aligator before though.

 
At September 10, 2008 at 7:23 PM , Anonymous 10% said...

Heck, a couple you crossed off would be on the table for my last meal on Earth. Seared Fois Gras, Steak Tartare, Kobe beef, venison backstrap. Bring it on!

 
At September 10, 2008 at 8:11 PM , Anonymous Cheesy said...

Oh Ham~~~~

LMAO LMAO @44!
and AMEN brudder at Baba ghanoush

 
At September 10, 2008 at 8:15 PM , Anonymous Cheesy said...

Oh and YES I remember the Magician! I like the fact you love your cheese lmao/////

 
At September 10, 2008 at 9:28 PM , Anonymous nanc said...

i don't know about crocodile, but alligator is yummy!

 
At September 11, 2008 at 9:26 AM , Anonymous creamtea said...

Hammer, it is a pitty that you live so far away. Else you and your family would receive an invitation for
cream tea.

(Clotted cream is the fat of unpasteurized milk, a little bit like heavy cream or mascarpone, but fluffier. It goes on the top of the scones, which have to be warm.)

 
At September 11, 2008 at 12:25 PM , Anonymous Kitem said...

I will soon post my paspacho own recipe.
Epoisse is a very good cheese.
overall,I am not a vegetarian but I like your food.
Are your children vegetarian too?

 
At September 11, 2008 at 1:14 PM , Anonymous Hammer said...

creamtea: ahh that makes sense and sounds really good.'

Kitem: I decided to let my kids decide for themselves. Right now they are fine with both vegetarian and regular meals.

 
At September 27, 2008 at 11:59 AM , Anonymous *~JoDi~* said...

78. SNAIL.

I've always adopted an open mind about trying anything once.

A good friend who had also been a sous chef in Hollywood back in the 80s prepared the little crawlers for us in a cooking class one day and I thought "What the hell??"

The flavor was TO DIE FOR - garlic, butter and meat...until you started to chew and it felt like you were chewing on a slimy WORM...she later told me the secret was to only chew once or twice - just like with oysters - before swallowing.

Either way I can say I've tried them and I don't really wanna have them again.

I'd rather eat a HOT DOG.

 

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