Tuesday, September 2, 2008

Needs meme

I've seen this going around so I thought I'd try it.

I just google "Hammer needs" to see what I'm missing

Hammer needs help playing with his ball ...not touching that one

Hammer needs A room in San Fransisco... Should I bring Crisco?

Hammer needs a new nickname...not going to happen

Hammer needs to get involved in "black on black crime...." WTF? I'll let them sort it out.

Hammer needs to apologize to Christians.... Sorry Christians!

Hammer needs to eat more fruit and vegetables....Sure ok

Hammer needs intensive, systematic word identification instruction targeted at beginning reading...well like that's just your opinion man.

Hammer needs to sit his cranky, old butt down...way ahead of ya sport

Hammer needs some reading spectacles...not yet

Hammer needs to be more astute about his surroundings...where am I?

Hammer needs to get on the Barack train...is that like soul train? and do I have to wear one of those buttons with the hands on it?

20 Comments:

At September 2, 2008 at 10:09 PM , Anonymous Barbara(aka Layla) said...

hey you changed the look of your blog, I like it! I may have to try this one. Its pretty funny.

I don't know why but the second to last one had me cracking up...LOL

 
At September 3, 2008 at 2:10 AM , Anonymous Dana said...

Hehehehe ... some of these turn out far better than others - yours is priceless!

 
At September 3, 2008 at 5:08 AM , Anonymous Scarlet said...

Should I bring Crisco? lol

 
At September 3, 2008 at 6:32 AM , Anonymous Nigel St.John Regina Smegmatica Howle-Raines said...

First two that I saw coming up for "Nigel needs"

1. Nigel needs a personality
2. Nigel needs to cool off

Hmmmmm.

 
At September 3, 2008 at 6:58 AM , Anonymous This is me. said...

Really. I already know I need a therapist.

 
At September 3, 2008 at 9:28 AM , Anonymous meleah rebeccah said...

your needs are sofa king funny.

when I tried this meme, I Googled the name Meleah, and all I get is my own blog!

 
At September 3, 2008 at 10:21 AM , Anonymous nanc said...

nanc needs money?

bwaaaaaaaaaaahahahaha!

when i googled "nanc needs" so many bizarro sites came up - please send any money you may have thought of sending me to the salvation army.

 
At September 3, 2008 at 11:06 AM , Anonymous Lightning Bug's Butt said...

I read that Hammer does indeed need a job. He's broke.

 
At September 3, 2008 at 11:30 AM , Anonymous Mike said...

Where have you been? Needed the laugh. I am so NOT trying this. I already know that I need reading glasses. The knees go first then the eyes...

 
At September 3, 2008 at 12:01 PM , Anonymous JihadGene said...

Thanks Hammer! I need an ass beatin'!

 
At September 3, 2008 at 12:26 PM , Anonymous Joker_SATX said...

ROTFLMAO! Hammer doesn't really need anything...He has the bases pretty well covered.

 
At September 3, 2008 at 12:48 PM , Anonymous Burfica said...

hahahahaha I love those, and your comments to them are the tops!!!! Maybe I will try this one.

 
At September 3, 2008 at 2:03 PM , Anonymous Karen said...

Too funny. No black on black crime please. And was that way your revealing to us that you only have one ball???

 
At September 3, 2008 at 2:32 PM , Anonymous H2o said...

Hammer needs to rub H20's back because it hurts. I'm joking...

 
At September 3, 2008 at 2:49 PM , Anonymous terri said...

Some of these seemed oddly on target!

 
At September 3, 2008 at 3:33 PM , Anonymous beachgirl said...

I needed a good laugh Hammer.
Have a fun day.

 
At September 3, 2008 at 5:04 PM , Anonymous Yoga Gal said...

Thanks for the laugh!

 
At September 3, 2008 at 7:13 PM , Anonymous jennifer said...

I'll speak for the Christians...

We forgive you. Cause that's what we do!

Ha!

Jen

 
At September 4, 2008 at 5:08 AM , Anonymous CrystalChick said...

Mine comes up with needing beauty products, like Mary Kay.
And religious stuff... because of the Virgin Mary.

I've never been very good at either of those things....

 
At September 8, 2008 at 4:45 PM , Anonymous FHB said...

That last one's got me rollin'. occurrs to me that Obama's like that couple with the words scrambled, tryin' to come up with some substance before time is up.

 

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