My most offensive post to date

Anyone else notice that the dumbest, clumsiest most inept creature on TV these days is the male father figure? He always has a stupid scheme that causes trouble, he is always fucking things up, his kids and wife constantly insult him and treat him with less respect than an unflushed toilet grumpy. The commercials are worse...The regular Joe gets told how stupid he is by nearly everyone. It looks like there is something going on in Hollywood like white male guilt and self hatred by the pussies trying to brainwash us into submission.


When is the last time you saw a minority or a single mom get portrayed as an idiot on a commerical or sitcom? ...yeah me either.


I make it a point not to watch too much celebrity TV but I do like cooking shows because I learn a lot from them. I've noticed that my favorite food shows are starting to bring celebrity guests on to help cook...Paula Deen recently had Rosie O'Donnell on her show. It was fucking disgusting.

After they finished giving each other mutual rim jobs they started cooking. . Julia Childs would have chased that commie bitch out of her kitchen with a carving knife in one hand and a rolling pin in another..god rest her soul.


Then they bring the flamboyant fashion fags onto the next food network star and sure enough the flaming fudge packer starts rubbing up on one of the male contestants, mussing his hair and making sexual comments about his ass...C'mon! Enough already! I'm fine with celebrity pole smokers as long as they don't fucking dry hump everything on the set and make me lose my appetite. Folks like Ted Allen I'm fine with. He is as queer as a three dollar bill but he has composure, class and knows his shit...so to speak.

Why can't we go back to a time where we could say what we wanted, tell dirty jokes without having to look over our shoulder and drink three martini's at lunch if we wanted to? People these days are afraid of saying anything for fear of offending someone..anyone who might sue for discrimination.

Back when I first started working..some asshole would walk into the office and say to the secretary..."nice tits honey" she would either say "thank you" or stand up and kick him squaw in the nuts. Problem solved.

Used to be when two dudes got into a pissing match they took it outside and traded punches until one of the dudes had a change of heart...then they shook hands and went to a titty bar.

Now whenever some candy ass has a tiff with another employee he goes out on work related stress leave and sucks the corporate welfare titty instead of the stripper titty. How is this better?

Our country has become civilized to the point where it resembles a big gaping undouched vagina with PMS and a yeast infection.

Don't say I didn't warn you.