What's going on inside my head.
I'm getting over this cold but the sinus part is making it impossible to sleep. As soon as my eyes shut I start choking like some sleep apnea thing is going on. The doc says I have adult onset asthma as a result of the pneumonia I had last year and it's fucking with me pretty hard. I have an inhaler but it doesn't do shit.
Fuck it...passing out from an asthma attack is almost as good as sleeping.
My niece just graduated from college and was hired for a fantastic job with a really good company. The stupid bitch just went out on disability with some fake injury that her quack doctor is prescribing her major painkillers for. She's 25 years old and has been on some kind of narcotic medication since she was 17.
Now her job called and said she might not have a position when she comes back. So what does she do..she went to a water park and rode the rides with this supposed "neck injury" and just planned a trip to Disney world when she's not even sure she has a job. I knew this was going to happen. My niece has been pulling scams with every job she's had and has been let go from 3 really good companies. I'll tell you one thing..this conniving bitch isn't getting any more help from me.
I told my wife to quit telling me gossip or family news that will upset me. Despite the happy go lucky attitude I usually display, bad news regarding people I know and their stupidity puts me in a foul mood. The wife can just let it go but I take my grudges seriously.
You know what really pisses me off ? Someone who bitches about their car being broken but then buys $1000 worth of video games and cries about not haivng any money. When I say shit like.."well motherfucker why do you waste your money on stupid shit instead of taking care of business" They just look at me blankly and call me an asshole.
Maybe I am an asshole but I'm a realistic asshole that doesn't want to hear about your self imposed misery.
I should just make flashcards for all my relatives when they start their shit with me
They would read:
I told you not to marry that bitch
You shouldn't have called in sick 14 times if you needed that fucking job.
If you're broke, why are you drinking an 8 dollar starbucks ice smoothie mocha crappacino?
No. I don't want to go buy you some cocaine.
I told you not to marry that bitch.
I told you your son would still jack off to animal porn even if you moved the computer to the hallway.
Yes Virginia, a case of budweiser each day is alcholism
You forgot your meds today didn't you?
I told you not to marry that bastard.
Anyway, sorry I haven't been visiting and blogging like normal I'll spend this week catching up with everyone.
posted by Bill Rowland @ August 04, 2008
37 Comments
37 Comments:
Some people just don't deserve our concern...I agree with your assessment.
Hope you get better soon.
I hope you get to feeling better!
Try the "Breath Right Brand Strips"
they work for me. and try a benadryl befor bedtime
I am lucky I only have one F-ed up inlaw and he is forgetable
Don't even get me started on inlaws... I could go on for days.
Hope you feel better soon Ham... Passing out from an asthma attack is not the best way to get some sleep.
Just sayin :)
I agree - and the damn pot-head bitch should never have married that stupid lazy bastard either.
You are about the 10th person in Texas with a sinus infection. I am the 9th..my son is the 8th...There are a whole bunch of people here in the lone star state that are sick...What's up with that?
I like your flash cards...I can create them for you and laminate them if you wish.
People who are financially irrisponsible? Yeah,their screwed up priorities will one day soon be premiered at the Hurt Locker.
Damn, are we some how related because you are sure talking about my brother in law & his kids!
Sounds like you need stronger meds. Nebulizer treatment before bed and steroids???? I'm still waiting on my mail order doctor's license though.....
Hey, can you make me a set of those flash cards. They could really come in handy for family reunions.
I'm like you - I rather not even KNOW about the stupid things my family does OR the unfair things my employer does. Just let me live in ignorance and with nice low blood pressure.
Love your flash cards, great idea. :)
Don't let them drag you down.
My mother always told me as a kid: You made your bed, now you have to lie in it.
I wish she'd told that to my sister too.
Asthma SUCKS Big Time...and the sinus pressure is awful.
but your flashcards for all your relatives when they start their shit with you?
CLASSIC COMEDY.
grouchy from lack of sleep!!!
ROFLMAO! omg...your family sounds as fucked as mine.
Your flashcards are priceless! You don't have a hypocritical bone in your body, do you? LOL
You could market those flashcards. I would buy them!
Hammer-
Do you wake up in the morning and the first thing you do is eat a piping hot bowl of sour owl shit for breakfast? I sure do.
What gets my goat are the fat-ass'd cows on welfare sippin on a $6 Smoothie from Jamba Juice while their kid runs around barefoot in a diaper 2 days old and ready to pop. That gets me going. That and said welfare cow saying that things will be better once Obama is President.
Another bowl of sour owl shit over here, please!
I too have asthma. I've managed to keep it under control except when I get the flu. There are breathing exercises that may help in the long run.
You know, if there were a lot more "realistic assholes" as you describe yourself, a whole hell of a lot of folks wouldn't be in the predicament they are in today! Good post -especially loved the "I told you not to marry that bitch" -understandable too why it was repeated I think.
I love your flashcards, Hammer.
It's the asthma thing that concerns me. Even IF that is the case, you still should be able to sleep - and not have the symptoms you are exhibiting.
Something tells me that your doctor isn't adequate - there is some medication he doesn't have you on that he should. Or your body isn't responding well to what he does have you on and the dosage needs to be modified or it needs to be switched.
Or maybe there is something in your bedroom that is exacerbating the condition - mold, carpeting, dust, bad a/c, something...
It is aggravating that you basically have to figure your own medical advice out, doing the doctor's work for him while paying the bills for his 'expertise'.
I say go find a specialist who KNOWS how to treat adult-onset asthma that is somehow triggered by pneumonia....
Sounds like a broncho-dialator issue... Would a steroid work for a few days ? Prednisone for 4 days to reduce the inflamed passages ???
I hear you!! Love your flashcard idea!
Sorry to hear about your asthma, i hope it eases soon.
Our fridge just went out and we got a used one for 140.00$ the landlord asked if I wanted to buy it or if I wanted him to pay for it? Can you guess my answer? I aid you pay for it and when we leave we'll get a NEW one LOL!!! He did us very well on that, he's a super guy! I say that to say this..my wife is facing neck surgery on two cervical discs and she wants to work..so when I hear of someone who can work and doesn't!!!!! We have missed out on a lot of life over 18 years of disability and it'ds hard not to be a little resentful at certain people. I mean Disability--yeah you got dis ability to bullshit!!!! I'd love to see her at the bottom of the water slide. I hope they took pictures of her! Sorry if she is kin, but that really pushes my buttons!!
Oh, by the way- Hope you feel bettter bro. Sinus and Pneumonia are two, two, two bitches in one!
J
Ah, family. Can't live with them, can't sell them to the gypsies.
Not that the gypsies would even want them.
Picky bastards.
Geez.......I hate the fake disability shit! I see it all the time, I always wanted a job where I would be watching and tracking these people. I know some people who should have it, but refuse it.
Feel better fast Hammer!
sorry about the sinus shiite, i have had the red scratchy eyes for a week so i'm pretty sure the allergens are rising up around here.
i LOVE the idea of family flashcards. i think you could sell these on the open market and make a mint. nearly all of them were appropriate for my family as well. YOU are a GENIUS!!
Hammer,
Great flash cards!
I used to be mildly stopped up, which turned into full-blown sinus infection every time I travelled to Houston. I finally had sinus surgery. But for some relief you may wanna try the NeilMed sinus rinse kit. They sell them at Walgreens. Works like a neti pot, and will clear some of that gunk out.
You're not an asshole, but the old french lady says: watch your language Hammer, too many "F" word for me.
Anyway my flash card says: "you make me laugh out loud", as usual.
Take great care of yourself, keep over that bad sinus thing, and make your son do his bed.
Love the flash cards!
It's frustrating when people we care about make bad choices, try not to take it so personally. Seems like your family has more than its share of bad-choice-makers.
I hope you feel better soon! :)
You crack me up. :D
You should totally make the flashcards! lol
Love the flashcard idea, but I'd add one more for those times that none of the others seem to cover the situation: "I'm sorry, but your level of self-inflicted misery does not exceed my 'I care about your bullshit' threshold."
Take your time Hammer. You need to get better too. Get some much needed rest.
I'm sorry your not feeling well. Have you tried sleeping in a more upright possition?? and have you tried breath rite strips. I have to use them, I have a mild case of sleep apnea.
Your family or in laws sound just like my in laws. I don't give out money and I try not to go to to many family functions. It drives me nuts.
People who take a grand job for granted piss me the hell off! Oh ok I will go back to my STFU corner....
People who take a grand job for granted piss me the hell off...Ok I'm going back to the STFU corner...
Hope you get to feeling better. This allergy thing is kicking the asses of my wife and daughter, too. Suck.
When you do eventually start breathing normally again, I'm still in on the lead-flinging;)
tweaker
I thought I had let a comment on this one, what happened to it?
As you've got 8 comments only, I guess there was a glitch there.
My comment said there was to many "F" word in your text for the old french lady.
Lol...Love the idea of flashcards for the idiots!
We should all have a set for the roadways, a set for shopping at Walmart and working retail, I'd need a set for customers.
Years ago, at my bachlorette party a girlfriend gave me a book of flashcards for the bar...my favorite said 'Since you're so ugly, shouldn't you be smart or something?' It's awful, I know...but funny too.
Blogger just ate my comment...
Love your idea on flash cards.
We should all have them ...in our cars for idiot commuters, at Walmart for fellow shoppers...lol, the list goes on.
I once got a book of flashcards designed to take to the bar. My favorite, as bad as it was, said 'Since you are so ugly, shouldn't you be smart or something?'....evil, but funny.
Post a Comment
Welcome back
Subscribe to Post Comments [Atom]
<< Home