Meme

I saw this today but lost track where I found it. If you've done this meme too, mention it in the comments and I'll come by and look at it.

I am : Wiser than I used to be

I think : People need to pay more attention to logic and reason and less to emotionally driven fallacies.

I know : That self delusion is an epidemic.

I want : More truth and less bullshit.

I have : Divested myself of drama queens and energy vampires.

I wish : I could get over this health rut I'm in.

I hate : Idiots that spew lies from their mouths with every breath and then when someone calls them on it, they claim the attacks on them are mean spirited and biased.

I miss : Dollar per gallon gas.

I fear : Paying $150 for a tank of regular.

I feel : That America needs to stop bailing out the world with our tax dollars because no matter how many billions we give, we are still despised for it.

I hear : That Bill Gates and Warren Buffet formed a foundation that will send their entire fortunes to Africa to fight Aids (200 billion)....What about sick people here in America?

I smell : Pretty good..I got cologne for Christmas

I crave : Thai food. Chinese broccoli with Tofu and ginger.

I search : For truth supported by unbiased facts and evidence.

I wonder : Where this country will be in 10 years.

I regret : Not telling more people to fuck off sooner.

I love : My family, antique guns, dogs and offbeat humor

I ache : Whenever I have to crawl on the floor to look for something.

I am not : afraid of confronting people who wrong me.

I believe : There are many paths to enlightenment.

I dance : To make my kids laugh.

I sing : My own dirty versions of popular songs to make my wife laugh.

I cry : When I rub jalapenos in my eye.

I don't always : Remember to write letters or call relatives

I fight : When necessary to protect myself and others

I write : Because it helps me figure things out.

I win : At trivia games

I lose : my keys, wallet, flashlight etc...

I never : Ask someone to do what I'm not willing to do myself

I always : Try to be polite

I confuse : people's names and faces all too often

I listen : To politicians speak but I don't hear anything.

I can usually be found : pecking away at my computer keyboard.

I am scared : of insane road raging drivers who have no concern for their or anyone Else's safety.

I need : More exercise and less computer chair.

I am happy : Most of the time

I imagine : a world without gaping assholes masquerading as humans.