Weekend WTF
Yale students treated to sex week
I would be pissed if my $50,000 per year tuition went towards this shit.
A quote from the article says it best: Call me a curmudgeon, but I find that my daily ritual of waking up with a cup of coffee, a cigarette, and a copy of the YD"N" (Yale Daily News) is a little less pleasant when a smiling freshman holding a string of anal beads is staring back at me from the front page,"
Ooops! Man slips and smashes 1 million dollar violin.
What do you say after you destroy a priceless instrument.."uh huh huh my bad"
Apparently after the incident someone lent this bozo a 3 million dollar Stradivarius as a temporary replacement. I hope he had it insured...
posted by Bill Rowland @ February 15, 2008
15 Comments
15 Comments:
Some things in life you learn a little too late, such as this: anal beads are supposed to be removed slowly, and NOT pulled out like you're trying to pull-start a lawnmower.
Apparently liberal Ivy league types need special training in sex. Hilarious. And that's too sad about the violin. Bummer, but he wouldn't be allowed anywhere near mine.
Anal beads? Sounds like colonic irrigation with balls!
And it sounds like priceless violins are ten a penny.
i want to be treated to sex week
I wish we had a sex week at my school. Sounds kind of cool.
omg. Help us all. Please, mister, gimme a nice Steinway grand. Really, I'll take care of it.
Kim the Frothmistress
We have a university in Virginia under much scrutiny about adding some particular programs and features to promote more liberal arts appreciation. Some people like it, some hate it.
I continue to be amazed at what various universities are funding...no surprise that many recent college grads are about as "educated" as my garbage man. Oops; don't want to be insensitive: Sanitation Engineer.
Gee, when I went to college we had to learn stuff like math and English.
And this is our Upper Crust next generations leaders!
Yipee!
J
trust me on this, hammer - i WILL be checking out EVERY class our children take in college while we pay for it - DON'T THINK I WON'T!
can you imagine a libtard prof meeting up with lil ole me? ALL of their nightmares will come true in one fell swoop!
as for the stradivariatard - is that what he gets?
our son would die if he ever destroyed one of his several instruments no matter how priceless.
Thank goodness none of my kids wanted to be in the Ivy league. That's shocking.
Hammer, I thought I knew everything but I had to check this one out
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anal_beads
College.....Sex......Never woulda put the two of them together.
yay! sex week. Where do I sign up?
As for crushing the irreplaceable instrument-- what a tool! If that thing was worth so much, they needed to have someone hired to carry it around. Seriously. Instruments of that caliber are something one never owns, but simply is entrusted with the stewardship to ensure future generations of worthy talent have access. Perhaps he was coked to the gills, or something. How do you do that-- fall down stairs backward?
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